OVER IT

Larry Birkhead's attorney has told TMZ they will not be negotiating with Howard K. Stern. They want DNA and that's that. She said the only thing they want to know is "how fast he [Stern] will produce the child for a DNA test and how quickly he will allow that child to go to California with her real father." There were reports that Howard knows Larry is the father and is trying to cut some deal. Just go on Maury already like everyone wants. He'll solve this mystery in 10 minutes flat and even have time to help a woman that's afraid of oranges.