Big Pussy Doesn't Want to Dance

Only a week into training and Vincent Pastore has left "Dancing with the Stars." Vincent is leaving because his 60-year-old ass can't handle it. He said, "When I initially committed to joining ‘Dancing with the Stars,' I didn't realize just how physically demanding it would be for me. Unable to put forth my best effort, I felt it appropriate to step aside and give someone else the opportunity. I'd like to thank ABC and the show's producers for inviting me to participate. I wish my partner, Edyta, and the other dancers the best of luck."' The producers will announce his replacement soon. That's ok, there's already a big pussy on the show in Heather Mills. I'm nominating Chastity Bono to replace him. Source