Brody Jenner is a Douche

In an interview with Details magazine, Brody Jenner (son of Bruce) has a conversation with his friend Spencer Pratt (the idiot on "The Hills" who cheats on Heidi) about how he's going to make a bigger name for himself. Spencer says he told Brody, "Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You'll be, like, a fucking hero to America." Brody and Nicole had a brief thing last year. Brody has also been linked to Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and LC from "The Hills." Obvioulsy, the idiot didn't succeed because homegirl is still working the bones. He's such a moron. He thinks he's smooth, but he's just another Hollywood brat that will basically end up as a joke on reality TV. Source