The "Who Cares?" News

Pete Doherty gets turned on by wearing women's clothes. I thought Kate's skinny jeans were looking a bit stretched out - SOW

Posh Beckham wants a Royal title, unfortunately the title of dumb cunt is taken - Daily Mail

Angelina Jolie will sue some bitches in Cambodia for things that I don't understand nor care about. - Yahoo

Oprah will give out $1,000 debit cards to audience members, but they must spend the money on a charity. What the hell kind of pressie is that?! Can I use it on a "I really need a hot coat foundation?" - Yahoo

This man shit in my kitchen - Gawker

Pictures of Jared Leto getting ready to attack a hobbit - Brooklyn Vegan

Thanks to Andrew Harrison for including Dlisted in an article on celebrity blogs for November's Marie Claire UK!