Bachelor Producers Want The Pope!!!

For the ten of you out there that watch The Bachelor, you know that this show is maybe half a step-up from Flavor of Love. The girls are just as delusional and skanky. So, it’s a huge surprise that the producers are trying desperately to get the Pope on the show. They think they actually have a chance.

The latest installment takes place in Rome and features a fake Prince. Executive Producer Mike Fleiss has said that they’ve tried several times to get the Pope. He said, “We’ll sneak the cameras into Vatican Square. We’ll do something. Wouldn’t it be cool to see the Pope praying with the bachelor and giving him guidance to make the right decision?”

Mike envisions the Pope advising Prince Lorenzo on whom to give his final rose to. I agree with him that it would be cool for Pope Eggs Benedict to be there, but it would also be cool to see Prince Lorenzo and his final hag fall into a hole filled with anacondas. I mean it would be cool, but it will never happen.

Actually, the Pope loves Prada. They should just bribe him with a new pair of Prada sneakers.

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