Blohan Needs New Friends

Why doesn't Lindsay Lohan get a clue and get a whole new set of friends? They are seriously spilling her secrets to the tabs. UsWeekly is reporting that Lindsay sent Brody Jennfer several text messages from rehab saying all she wanted was "McDonald's & Sex." Why isnt' she BFFs with Britney Spears? They both want the same things out of life.

Lindsay is so transparent! Brody Jenner? I mean...he's a major cheeseball.