Britney's Nipples Love a Deal

Britney Spears wore her most elegant outfit out to shop at Target with her friend on January 29th. Brit purchased some good for her kids. She obviously didn't purchase a bra, shampoo or laundry soap. My eyes don't have one safe place to sit. From her greasy mop to her dirty shirt to her wonky ass nipples. Let's discuss these nipples. SPF and JJ must already have teefs, because those things look like they've been through hell! I don't even want to....

Just why? WHY?! Britney please get a clue and then get your nipples fixed and change your damn shirt! That thing has jizz all over it you know it.