Lindsay is Happy in Rehab
A friend of Linday Lohan's claims that she's happier than ever since checking her ass into the Wonderland rehab facility. Lindsay has spent the past week taking hikes, staying sober and attending treatment meetings.
Her friend said, "She's been sending text messages from rehab saying she's the happiest she has ever been. She seems under control right now."
Since it's so great there, she sould stay. Seriously. I'm sure we'll do fine without her. We should send Paris Hilton in there to keep her company too.