Open Post: Hosted By Richard Grieco

The last time I checked in with panty creamer of 1988 Richard Grieco, he looked like if Moe the Bartender entered a douche-alike contest as Criss Angel. Here's Richard Grieco (who is most known for producing the greatest show of the 21st century Gigolos) at last night's 21 Jump Street premiere in Hollywood and yes, he still looks like a middle-aged mutant goth raver turtle.

I was going to say that Richard looks like he's on the sexual predator list in Transylvania, but I can hardly see his teeth in some of these pictures. Dude has turtle mouth. I bet watching him eat a piece of lettuce is like watching a hairless vagina eat an al dente lasagna noodle, which I guess is sort of like watching Charlie Sheen have sex. The most tragic part of these pictures is that Richard thinks he's turning on the crotch sprinklers with his sexy eyes, but those eyes make me want to say nighty night before tucking my asshole into bed.