Who Wants To See Patrick Schwarzenegger's Busted And Bloody Butt Cheek?
In "I'm sure your sick ass will find a way to fap to this" news, Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger's 18-year-old son Patrick had a BITCH GOES BOOM accident yesterday while skiing with his family in Sun Valley, Idaho. Patrick spent a quick minute in the hospital, but he was well enough to Tweet a picture of the gaping, bloody gash on his nalgas. If you're the kind of weak bitch who gets light in the head over a bloody ass, then please put that disclaimer in your Grindr profile, because I hate it when a top passes out at the sight of a horror show butt. It totally kills the romance. Also, if a bloody ass slit gives the weezies, keep your black arrow away from this link. JUMP!
It kind of looks like a labia-less chocha slit! Patrick should be proud of that nasty ass cut, because the true sign of a fulfilled life is a bruised and battered butt full of party wounds.
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If you go to his Twitter, he says he's Patrick Shriver... is that new? Is someone having daddy issues?
Feh! I'm sure he's not the first Schwarzenegger to have a bloody ass -- and I'm sure he won't be the last.
What is with this family? Do they all have a death wish?
I saw this, plus his brother with the surfing accident not long ago, and wondered, "Wow. Is this the next generation of the 'Kennedy Curse?'"
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
They got the wrong end, the oxygen should have gone to his butthole.
All this for an ass gash? My friend was in a car accident and had broken glass in her scalp. The hospital said she was going home. She said what about the glass and they told her "it'll grow out"!!
Yay, Haribo, sinjin & IslandG, unless you are talking reeds then there's also wax and bleach, Margaret Cho tells me so... ;P
OT: Nice bum aside, no no no! That is not a simple gash, did the ski lance his butt? AAAAAAAH! Sorry MK, thought I could do this *passes out*
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Submitted by sinjin on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe :
Submitted by islandgirl:
Schwarzenegger, please. I've had worse ass shaving accidents in the shower with my Gillette Mach3 Turbo
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hahaha..what exactly are you shaving? That thing sounds like a lawnmower,
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Shalom bitches! Personally, I'd never take anything called "Tubo" into the shower. Sounds dangerous
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i'd rather risk than look like big foot down there.
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Submitted by joe shmoe :
Submitted by islandgirl:
Schwarzenegger, please. I've had worse ass shaving accidents in the shower with my Gillette Mach3 Turbo
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hahaha..what exactly are you shaving? That thing sounds like a lawnmower,
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Shalom bitches! Personally, I'd never take anything called "Tubo" into the shower. Sounds dangerous.
why do people follow him on twitter?
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 3:22pm.
Bernard,
Bring yo heffah on ovah! *pops open fresh wine box*
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
That's a pretty deep cut. Yikes. And the rest of his butt is only OK.
But why is he broadcasting this? I think I smell another generation of famewhores being birthed forth from the bowels of LA.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 3:18pm.
Schwarzenegger, please. I've had worse ass shaving accidents in the shower with my Gillette Mach3 Turbo
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hahaha..what exactly are you shaving? That thing sounds like a lawnmower,
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What a drama queen. He is definitely his daddy's boy.
GTL: oh! I had my bitch Siri find that clip for me. How embarrassing!
I guess that is what happens when you have that many kids and you get old. Kegels, my sistren, Kegels!
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Bernard,
Bring yo heffah on ovah! *pops open fresh wine box*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 2:26pm.
Someone alert Mrs. Patrick Campbell there's a cutie "presenting hole".
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 2:10pm.
Looks like he was bitten by a shark with one tooth.
HAHAHAHA! Glad I popped in! Shoulda been a Caption This. 2 Winners here!
Schwarzenegger, please. I've had worse ass shaving accidents in the shower with my Gillette Mach3 Turbo.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 2:49pm.
Ski Iowa, I say!
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Sundown. woohoo!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Well that's the most fortunate place you could possibly get a deep cut. He's lucky.
And this is why I ski like an old lady anymore. You can get fucked UP in skiing accidents.
Louise -- oh, god, the original "Hairspray" is the only one for me. That shit-tastic remake is an abomination as far as I'm concerned. Just an excuse for Revolta to prance around in women's clothing, if you ask me.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 2:33pm.
'Tis but a scratch...ya pantywaist.
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love!! Monty Python fan! "'Tis BUTT a scratch", in this case!! lololol
Ski Iowa, I say!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Please! Whose butt *doesn't* hurt on a Sunday morning?
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Ah. I see. That's why I prefer the plains.
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LOL!!! That reminds me of Hairspray (the Ricki Lake original, not that travesty of a remake).
Someone should tell him he needs to whack Bubba off BEFORE he lets Bubba come through the back door.
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Louise -- because his parents are rich & famous, that's why. One time when I was in the ambulance a paramedic told me someone called 911 for a pimple, can you believe that?
File this photo under "Not Needed".
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'Tis but a scratch...ya pantywaist.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Can this be equated to sexting?...
<"Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 2:27pm.
I'm confused as to why a bloody ass required head immobilization and oxygen? What a drama queen.">
That's how they bring you down the mountain for a twisted ankle.
I'm confused as to why a bloody ass required head immobilization and oxygen? What a drama queen.
*gets smelling salts* that's a deep fleshy cut...add the inevitable post of marie osmonds nasty ass peeing on stage and I'm THROUGH with this day...
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Someone alert Mrs. Patrick Campbell there's a cutie "presenting hole".
Wow, he had to have come down right on his snowboard to cause that damage. You have to have a firm one. Butt, I mean. Me, they would just have to remove the board.
I fondly recall a time when people couldn't tweet pix of their bloody asses...
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Jebus Christmas my twelve year old fell against a piece of glass last year and got a cut worse than that, and he didn't even cringe. not even when they stichted him up. pussy.
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I just got a paper cut! Quick! Somebody 'tube me! Oh, and take a picture.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
this kid is an attention-starved douchebag.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Does the cut really require a neck brace and oxygen? Can you be a little more dramatic about a little cut?
Looks like he was bitten by a shark with one tooth.
I second the "why?" question. Do people think their followers won't believe a simple "Hey I fell and busted my ass" without photographic proof?
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Nice ass!!!!
And OUCH!
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