Afternoon Crumbs

Paris Hilton's awful tan - Hollywood Rag

Elisha Cuthbert and hockey are a good combo - Hollywood Tuna

Alba in a bikini changes lives - Cityrag

Mischa Barton flaunts her bra and cottage cheese - DrunkenStepfather

Kinda cute...Joel Madden channels the Karate Kid - Egotastic!

Xtina jumps on the celebrity perfume bandwagon - Popsugar

Eva Mendes is a dumbass - Just Jared

Who knew Jennifer Aniston had breasts like that? - IDLYITW

John Waters wants to be KFed's third baby mama - SOW

David Arquette blames Angelina's hypnotic vag for the Brad/Jen break-up - ASL