Monday, April 18th 2011

Lea Michele Was Mean To A Girl At Coachella

In today's "Lea Michele never left the snotty quad bitch act in high school" news, E! News says that she was in fine form at Coachella over the weekend. A witness type says that Lea was hanging out with her Glee co-stars, Chord Overstreet and Harry Shum Jr., in the VIP section when a couple of girls joined their group. Lea Michele's eyes were meant to roll and her lips were meant to smack together, so she let her natural gifts fly. This is how the witness puts it:

"Harry introduced himself to two girls as Jerry from San Luis Obispo and said he was unemployed. The girls played along even though they knew who he was. But when one girl jokingly called 'Jerry' over to sit with them later, Lea couldn't resist making fun of her... Lea started laughing and imitated her in a high-pitched voice. She was totally mocking her for no reason."

High-pitched voice? Asshole-y demeanor? Are we sure that Lea Michele wasn't mocking the girl, but just acting like her usual self? The intonations of some people's voices are naturally set to: bitch. It's just our way. I should know, every time I order anything from McDonald's (or other fine establishments) the cashier always thinks I'm bringing my best cunt forward and stomps off. I can't help it! But my palate has grown accustomed to the taste of scorned saliva, so I wouldn't have it any other way!

And yes, I actually wrote a post about a young ho mocking another young ho. I've come so far from my childhood days of writing a fictional gossip column for my junior high school newsletter (my fake columns never made it to print, by the way).

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Posted by: Michael K


igloosrus's picture

Two words. UGLY. DELUSIONAL.

loopygorilla's picture

I dont want to see her picture, i want to see harry shum jr and chord overstreet having a tongue fight!

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot.

guy on guy action HELL YEH!

megexpat's picture

She is a totally smug cunt. Nobody has anything nice to say about this bitch, and need I add her acting sucks, she's ugly, and she tries WAY WAY too hard to be sexy with things like the slutty GQ photos where she was in her panties in every shot, then she's always making that fucking squinty/pouty face on the red carpet. She must not care about her reputation for being just as insufferable as the character she plays on Glee.

I wonder what will happen to her when her character "graduates" from the school? I'm guessing a bitch slap of reality. She might make a bit of a go of it on Broadway but I don't see her making it in hollywood.

MickeyHolland's picture

That is definitely not the most flattering hairstyle for her honker, and that coming from someone with a thing for big noses. (I'm actually one of those people who think that Streisand was gorg in her prime).

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While I loathe musicals and find them corny I could not even finish a you tube clip of glee on here...awful. ham fisted, overdone, cloying and charmless. Hate how they (esp. The creator of show) all think they are a cult favorite and gonna live forever as irena cara once sang. Cannot wait till this shit gets cancelled it's obnoxious and perplexing how people fan themselves over the cheesy community theater musical sketches.

phillyphillie's picture

Lea Michelle looks like a dude. In 5 years when she's not young anymore and Glee is cancelled, she'll be kissing ass to be noticed.
Karma, bitch!

almostfamous88's picture

With a face like that; really bitch?

johnnysgirl's picture

I don't watch Glee (couldn't get beyond the first putrid episode) so I had to find a clip of her talking on youtube. This trick is in no place to be making fun of someone else's voice. Check:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0X_lNU_Vpg

Splecchhh! I can't stand it when people talk like this!

But then again, seems to me that all females under the age of 30 talk this way nowadays. I don't know how I'm going to handle the future when I'm an oldie surrounded by adult women yakking in this dreadful, nasal way and grown men saying inane shit like "Dude, brah."

>shudders< THE HORROR

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Tripitaka's picture

Why the fuck was a dumb bitch like Lea Michele at Coachella? I thought this was an alternative festival, based on all these recent posts it seems it only attracts celebrity skanks.

Well, at least her sunglasses will never fall off.

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She was jealous of the attention those girls were giving her co-star. No one was looking at her...oh well, that's life....

cdawg's picture

If I didn't know who she was, I'd think that nose was attached to those sunglasses. Oh, I can't wait for her to get her comeuppance for being a massive cunt all over the place.

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

"Submitted by kieranx on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 1:15pm.

Who the fuck is Harry Shum, Jr?"

He plays the Asian boy named Mike Chang. He can't sing, but has amazing abs (not really!)!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.

I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

angel_i's picture

And yes, I actually wrote a post about a young ho mocking another young ho. I've come so far from my childhood days of writing a fictional gossip column for my junior high school newsletter (my fake columns never made it to print, by the way).
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That's ok, MK. I need to be reminded I'm not the only one who can't age on the inside for some reason;p

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What an insufferable cunt she is. Oh, and call me crazy, but her voice isn't all that. She sounds like any run of the mill pop starlet. Streisand should be fuming that Lea gets compared to her.

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Cake666's picture

I watched glee once..I don't really know why, curiosity?..and all i wanted to do was punch my tv every time her annoying fucking face nosed it's way onto my screen.

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That's an ugly bitch.

That's an ugly bitch.

MzSassy's picture

You never, ever hear a nice word spoken about this cunt, do you?!? I've NEVER seen Glee and I'm damn glad about that lol. BTW, this bitch's shnoz is abbhorent. She could be wearing one of those Groucho Marx masks.

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Juiciest Couture's picture

The meaner and bitchier she is, the more I like her. Why should she be nice to some starhumpers at Coachella ? She should cut them with a side eye and then shatter their sunglasses with her high C.

citizenstrange's picture

I honestly thought that was Rebecca Black at first.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I've never seen an episode of Glee (I'll take my trophy now, thanks) but I've never heard any good story to counteract the ten I've heard of what a horrid person she is. No grace, no charm, no class.

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chinlee3's picture

Be snotty little cunt while you can. Soon it'll be back down on all fours sucking cock and anal copulating for rent.

Nicole's picture

Glee is so fucking overrated (I'm sorry, Jane Lynch, I still love you though) and I can't wait for it to go away so I don't have to see and read about this vapid Lea Michele cunt anymore.

SpiceDong's picture

bitch isn't goodlooking, marketable or likeable enough for real stardom...once Glee is over (which might be sooner than what everyone expects if it keeps heading the way it is) we can only hope this bitch will be entertainment roadkill and banished to reality TV on basic cable.

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Whatever's picture

She is not that pretty.

Lovers Keep On The Road Youre On's picture

I bet she and Gwyneth bonded quickly. It's a hard knocked life when you're a massive cunt.

harveyprice's picture

Awww, poor Lea. It fuckin' sucks when you go from homely and averaged size to homely and thin and the mens still look at other women. Lea is old school fug, which inherently means that she's old school bitch.

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elegantlady's picture

:-0

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Rdeadline's picture

She's got it right; you should always be rude to people you don't know. *sarcasm* She's no Joan Crawford.

TOPANGA's picture

Can't stand this chick...and she annoys me even more because she publicly said that she had a hard time breaking into acting because casting directors always thought she was too "spanish" looking for certain roles. If I had to overcome such stereotyping I wouldn't be such a pretentious b*tch. I'd count my blessings and be thankful for anyone and everyone who gives me some sort of attention. Ole' bootleg Penelope Cruise looking trick..

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I will say the one time I was on Glee I didn't notice her doing anything bitchy, and you better believe I was looking for it.

But I have heard a lot of stories from friends that were on the show and they had a lot of negative things to say about her. Most people are really surprised because she hasn't really done anything besides Glee to make her famous (especially in Hollywood which doesn't give two shits about Broadway) yet she acts like such a primadonna bitch

IrishFury's picture

Lea Michele said once that just like Barbra Steisand, she won't be forced into plastic surgery for her nose! So she does identify with Babs.

I also think it's lame she uses her first and middle name only, rather than her last. Madonna! Cher! Lea Michele! Bleh!
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BitchHouse's picture

"(my fake columns never made it to print, by the way)."

And that's the worst crime of all. Imagine the nuggets.

brandie_larue's picture

Girls with big noses should never have bangs. They are like a big curtain that are designed to emphasize schnozzes.

I hate Glee, and I hate this girl.

BitchHouse's picture

I fucken hate this Bitch.

Whamo's picture

You can be a cunt as long as you're making people money but if you were a cunt and your show gets cancelled THEN people tend to have LONG memories as to just how cunty you were and getting your next job won't be so fucking easy.

Just look a where Megan Fox is right now. Near straight to DVD why? cause she was a cunt! and this smashed can of arseholes doesn't even at least have the looks MF does.

agirl's picture

She thinks she's waaaaaaaay cuter than she is. She's actually homely-to-average but has Streisand-like delusions, but without the voice/talent.

Annoying.

parkerj's picture

LMAO!!!

This BITCH. There is a whole industry of Broadway filled with girls who are prettier and have that voice. She better work on her personality if she wants a career after Glee....

Whamo's picture

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 1:16pm.
Do we need any more evidence that Coachella sucks ass and that no one should attend it, ever?

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Someone earlier put a link to Arcade Fire at Cochella, I made the mistake of calling them a bunch of overrated pretentious twats on a youtube comment and needless to say had my ass lit up for THAT remark.LOL

I may get my ass lit up again but I stand by it!

Wood Dragon's picture

Well the girls will have the last laugh when the shitfest that is Glee gets cancelled and Bignose fades away into obscurity.

One day there will be youtube of her trying to convince someone that she used to be a celebrity.

TheBitchyWaiter's picture

Not hard to believe at all. Poor thing.

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Wonder Woman's picture

i hate that cum dumpster bitch!!!!

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Isn't she mean to someone every day?

Murph's picture

I have a friend who is THE US makeup artist for Chanel. He worked with this bitch on a magazine photo shoot. He has worked with artists and actors a MILLION times more famous before she was big and he will continue to do so after her 15 are up. He said, hands down, she was the WORST person he's ever worked with. She was late, rude, insulting, cutting to everyone involved in the shoot. She told my friend he was "doing her makeup wrong" and insisted he do it another way. She was the same way with the hair guy. My friend and the hair guy decided they were NOT THE ONE. So they did the quickest, shittiest job ever to GTF out of there and leave her to her own devises. BTW, the shoot was for fucking US Weekly.

vapidlush's picture

Regardless of if this is all true or not, I do think the entire Glee family has their heads up their asses.

Glee is heading to smugsville, it's all downhill from here.

Perhaps these kids feel they must be condescending and trite, to match the writing of the show :/

Can't wait until the show is canceled. I used to be a fan, but I can't stomach it anymore.

Nice pic of Patti Stanger. Oh, wait....

When Glee is over this fugly bitch is going to have an epic meltdown.She's not going to be anyone after Glee. The only thing she has going for her is her good (but hardly great) singing voice and there are thousands of women who can do what she does and look better doing it. Lea Michele is a horrible person.

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