Sunday, April 17th 2011
Michael Phelps Brings His Fuzz To Las Vegas
It must be off-season for eleventy-time Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps, because he has put down the waxing strips and is letting his face grow a field of fuzz usually seen on a beaver's ass. Not to mention that his chest is almost as randomly hairy as the top of John Travolta's natural head (that little comparison was just the ass twitch John Travolta needed today).
Chico's adopted son was at the Encore Beach Club in Las Vegas yesterday to kick off their "Not Hot Chicks with Douchebags" pool party. Yes, because standing in a pool filled with chlorine, douchebag piss and pubes of all colors is definitely a party! I'm not being sarcastic.
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in pictures like those he looks like an albino flatfish with alopecia, but i bet he's fine IRL
He did America a favor by winning those metals in Beijing, he deserved that bong hit if you ask me. But I guess we will have to see how he does in London to know if his talents have been wasted or not. The partying isn't helping him much look wise, but he was never really a looker to begin with.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
most gossip websites are run be detestable pieces of sun burnt smelly dog shit..of course I am referring to the massive fuckhead Perez....and maybe a few others..but dlisted is where your inner slut/bitch/rage monster can let it loose...it is like a slam dance with words...am loyal to MK til the wheels (or keyboard keys) fall off!!
As a former competitive swimmer, I want to have Michael Phelps's babies. This guy is unbelievable. I'm looking forward to seeing him smoke the competition in 2012 (and 2016, and 2020).
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
It's crazy how many people claim they'd pass on Taylor Lautner and whacky ass Fez Valderama (wtf ever his name is) but everyone's coming out of the woodwork saying they'd hit this mess?
GET THOSE TEETH AWAY FROM ME!!!!
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You're under arrest, sugar!
excellent bod...in this case, i can almost forgive that face...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
I would totally hit that twice...
Submitted by contrario on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 6:56pm.
"I have the impression that a lot of commenters are refugees from perez h."
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I left that thing (im not even going to waste my time with what i think about him cuz its not worth it) anyway i left that thing's website about 6 years ago and never went back.
when he went from calling paris hilton "valtrex sexually transmitted disease" to "OMG BFF FTW" thats when i stopped going to the site.
Michael Phelps has never bugged me. Though a big LOL to the hotel for
handing out fake gold medals to the pool guests. Ha! Sort of lame.
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....
*shares chocolate cookies w/Becky*
Phelps is an impressive athlete. Phelps has an ugly face. Phelps will NEVER have to want for anything, including vagina. Phelps is richer than any of us fuckers.
Phelps FTW!
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 11:58pm.
Hi Becky! You're right, there something very compelling in MK's prose. Thank you for the editing tip. Registering on here was about the most technical thing I ever did, so I would never have found that out on my own.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 11:49pm.
*religion*
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not for nothin', but... that was just the Pee-wee's Playhouse secret word to bring me to listening to this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOuBrXS8fuM
... and this is how i bid all of you folks a good night!
OT: the dude swims for a living... really, is there all that much i can gather to taunt him for?... dolphin jokes, aside. HA!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@MickeyHolland
Hey Mickey!
How are you this evening?
Love the comparison of Dlisted to Nirvana - I'm such a devotee that I sometimes think MK has discovered a whole new level of brain washing that Scientologists could only dream of.
P.S. If you ever want to tweak a post just click on 'edit'.
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http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_21333/marc-bolan/tpx_1652472
so we all talk about the thin nasty thing Chris Brown has
what about michael it looks like a small butternut squash I feel akward about bit nut guys and small thick ones blah.....
http://bestthingsince.com/sarzsez/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/michael-phe...
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
*religion*
Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by contrario on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 6:56pm.
"I have the impression that a lot of commenters are refugees from perez h."
Oops... Years ago I fled the barren wasteland of Dutch gossip sites and I rowed my little boat all the way to what was said by many to be the promised land: Perez Hilton's site. As time passed I found that Perez was a false prophet, so I embarked on my boat once more to take my juissy-gossip-deprived ass over oceans of more crappy sites until I finally reached nirvana. Now I have but one true God who's disciples are created in his image. And there is total freedom of relegion here, meaning that you can spice up things as you please. Just remember that random insults are never a good way to make friends.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 11:31pm.
am i the only one that sees this dude, and thinks... Matthew McGrory?(the giant from "Big Fish")
ESE ur not alone first time i laid my eyes on this ...this thing ive said it once and ill say it again he does look like the giant from big fish
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
am i the only one that sees this dude, and thinks... Matthew McGrory?(the giant from "Big Fish")
i don't know.. he just reminds me of him
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Yeah okay. The guy won 8 gold medals. I liked him. I lose respect for him each time I see him doing something douchetastic like this. Yes I just made that word up. Just for him.
Bruce Jenner was an Olympian and look where that got him. Enough said.
For you girls, he's probably good for about 50 licks...I mean laps or whatever.
@Bossy
Speaking as one of the more prominent snarkers on this post - I really don't think anyone has treated Phelps in the same way that they would Kim K or any similarly useless famewhore.
No one has belittled his achievements - no one has even sworn (I can't NOT say 'cunt' in a Kardassian post). Several posters have even claimed that they would happily 'hit it'.
Dlisters do play rough but the jokes have almost entirely been isolated to his big, ugly head - and I'm afraid, in that department, the facts speak for themselves. :)
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http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_21333/marc-bolan/tpx_1652472
I'd hit it but only at the right angles.
When I was working at Bloomberg he came in for an interview and looked DAMN FINE.
But then I see the first picture here and I'm like WTF?
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
You people are crazy! He's no male model, but he's athletic, young, RICH, and looks like he knows how to have a good time. I would. Gladly!
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 10:41pm.
I wouldn't mind if this were Kim K but this guy has done SOMETHING with his life.
Very true. We're judging him based on his mug and pot smoking.
Arcade Fire, Wake Up (Coachella 2011)
Now that everyone has said mean things and I've read through three pages worth and contributed I feel bad :( It's not like he's a waste of space (Kim K, Kendra, etc.), he has athletic abilities and has clearly proved worth his salt. I know it seems like he thinks he's the shit but he kind of is...in the swimming world...it's not like he's trying to be a model. I don't know, sometimes the endless snarky messages catch up with me. Just one of those days. I wouldn't mind if this were Kim K but this guy has done SOMETHING with his life.
Submitted by yucko on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 9:57pm.
Haha! That is a very disturbing image - hopefully there won't be any subsequent nightmares.
I actually prefer the 'empty boardies' look, now!
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http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_21333/marc-bolan/tpx_1652472
Submitted by yucko on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 9:57pm.
Looking at that picture is making ME uncomfortable..
hahaha. I think they outlawed those suits--for obvious reasons.
Crystal Castles, Crimewave
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 9:52pm.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/08/custom_1250229103569_micha...
Looking at that picture is making ME uncomfortable...
Submitted by contrario on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 6:34pm.
He doesn't fulfill MY canon of w.e the fuck you just said.
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What's up, douchebag?
Submitted by mike on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 8:40pm.
I'm SO glad he didn't win the first season of Project Runway (when he was going by the name Santino Rice).
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Images, my dear mike, now I have images of this douche on Drag Race.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 5:43pm.
I suppose you could just keep his head wedged between your thighs so that you didn't have to look at his fugger face.
Then turn the lights off really quickly when he comes up for air
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That was pretty funny.
I'd do him, I think? (maybe?) I like broad shoulders and swimmer's bodies. His face is 'unique,' but I guess there aren't that many guys out there with great faces as it is... If he didn't have that body, though, yeah, not likely.
Although, scrolling through google images, I can't figure out if I think he's straight-up ugly or just kind of cute "in his own way." I guess everybody has their angles.
What a bunch of bitches.
Santino is much nicer nowadays than this douche. Guess the years calmed him down.
But yeah, this fucker is such an annoying cunt.
When he was on Shaq versus, he was more wooden and less charismatic than Ben Ruthless Rapist somehow.
I'm SO glad he didn't win the first season of Project Runway (when he was going by the name Santino Rice).
What a dork. He wouldn't know what cool is if it slapped him in the face with big vagina. Dweeb nation.
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
Fugly. Don't like this dude. Yeah, he's a superior athlete, but he seems so shitty and empty as the killer in American Psycho. I remember on TMZ seeing a picture of him in a bar. A paparazzi caught the moment right before Phelp's buddy is about to dump a bucket of ice on a poor normal-looking girl's head. Phelps looks like he knows what's going down, and he's distracting the girl so his friends can complete the prank. So gross.
Pic is here:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/14/michael-phelps-thats-cold-man/
Is he considered hot, 'cause I'm not seeing it.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
He has the most awful teeth! Looks like he hardly ever brushes them! Oh, ugh!!
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!
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Borrrrrrrrring!
n November 2004, at the age of 19, Phelps was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol in Salisbury, Maryland. He plead guilty to driving while impaired the following month and was granted probation before judgment and ordered to serve 18 months.
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what do you know we have something in common.
By the way, he also dated Carrie Prejean (that racist bitch) once upon a time.
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I don't get it..I thought he looked smoking hot during the Olympics..something about the swim cap pinning back those humongous ears..without it, he looks fug
Submitted by yucko on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 9:40pm.
Hey Yucko!
He is wearing wet boardies and there is no outline of anything underneath.
I don't think anyone CAN do him! ;)
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http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_21333/marc-bolan/tpx_1652472
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by contrario on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by Cyllanca on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 6:29pm.
well, duh. You're on Dlisted ;)
That's why I would expect to read some funny observation here. And not the same reiterative unoriginal comments.
I have the impression that a lot of commenters are refugees from perez h.
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Oh, and your comments are hilaaaaaaaarious.
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lol, she/he's a newbie.
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Ugly but hot. It may or may not be the best kind of hot, but it sure is the best kind of ugly.
I'd love to trade bodies for a few nights and use his to seduce Wladimir Kitschko. Then trade bodies with Wlad to seduce Phelps. That's my porn fantasy fiction right there.
Bag it and id hit it.
Submitted by contrario on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 6:56pm.
I have the impression that a lot of commenters are refugees from perez h.
That guy kills me--when he draws those leaky white peens over everyone's face? And how he's always promoting unknown acts that turn out to be immortal, like Gaga?
Crystal Castles, Crimewave
Submitted by contrario on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by Cyllanca on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 6:29pm.
well, duh. You're on Dlisted ;)
That's why I would expect to read some funny observation here. And not the same reiterative unoriginal comments.
I have the impression that a lot of commenters are refugees from perez h.
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Oh, and your comments are hilaaaaaaaarious.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
Submitted by Cyllanca on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 6:29pm.
well, duh. You're on Dlisted ;)
That's why I would expect to read some funny observation here. And not the same reiterative unoriginal comments.
I have the impression that a lot of commenters are refugees from perez h.
Eh, he doesn't look THAT bad, altho, I do have to wonder why his rents didn't fix the teef thing.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
I can't believe how unbelievably fugly Phelps turned out to be. I have always reguarded swimmers as hott, so the fact that the biggest championship swimmer in the world is totally fugly kills my buzz. : (
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)