Nicolas Cage Dares The Cops To Arrest Him, Gets Arrested
Nicolas Cage, the spastic duffel bag of crazy who can furrow his brow like no other, was put into handcuffs in New Orleans earlier this morning and it wasn't because he made Season of the Witch. It also wasn't because he named his son Kal-El. Nicolas allegedly got pushed his wife (and one of my gold digging heroes) Alice Kim and then freaked out at the cops when they told him to take his drunk ass home. Where is Elisabeth Shue when Nicolas Cage really needs her?
A source tells TMZ that a cab driver called 911 when he watched an extremely wasted Nicolas Cage push Alice during a fight on the streets. The cops arrived and weren't even interested in arresting Nic. The cops told him to go home, but being the mouthy douchefart that he is, Nic kept screaming at them: "Why don't you just arrest me?" Dear dumbasses, when you dare a cop to arrest you, they're going to fucking arrest you.
The cops caged Nicolas and charged him with domestic violence and disturbing the peace. Nicolas is still in the clink and waiting for his bail hearing. Alice swears he didn't get physical with her and hasn't filed a complaint.
Nicolas already has to sell his collection of pharaoh skulls to pay the IRS and now he goes and double dares the cops to arrest him (insert a smiling Marc Summers here)? If you thought that Nicolas Cage couldn't make a worse life decision than Wicker Man, he has just proven you wrong.
And in case you're keeping score:
Nicolas Cage: 0 Bees: 2
UPDATE: Nicolas' ass just paid his $11k bail and is back out on the streets daring society to watch his movies.
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THEY WAS JAMMIES, SON, THEY HAD YODAS AND SHIT ON EM!!
This movie has some of the all time best quotes ever....
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I have always thought he was crazy!
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I thought he looked hot in ConAir..but don't like any of his new movies...loved Raising Arizona
I thought he looked hot in ConAir..but don't like any of his new movies...loved Raising Arizona
Raising Arizona and Leaving Las Vegas were both pure awesomeness. Also.. 11K bail for being a mouthy douche? Holy fucking steep.
Top Cage movies=
Valley Girl
Birdie
Raising Arizona
Moonstruck
Wild at Heart
Leaving Las Vegas
Face Off
City of Angels
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Gone In 60 Second
That last one was in 2000 so yeah he reached his peak 11 years ago....
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 7:42pm.
He was GREAT in Raising Arizona. He was also great early in his career with Matthew Modine in Birdy.
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oh, i had forgotten all about "Birdy." loved that movie!!! little Matthew Modine crush after seeing "Birdy".
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TMZ are saying it wasn't Cage that posted his own bail but Duane "Dog" Chapman who coughed up.
You don't taunt cops to arrest you when you can't find the cash for the bail money.
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"Nicolas' ass just paid his $11k bail and is back out on the streets daring society to watch his movies."
The most brilliant quote about a celebrity in the first quarter of 2011.
I have great expectations for the entire year now, MK.
Give me the side eye but I liked the concept of Season of the Witch. I'll be watching that one with Constantine around Halloween time.
He was GREAT in Raising Arizona. He was also great early in his career with Matthew Modine in Birdy.
That said, I'd be willing to bet my life we wouldn't know the fucker if he hadn't been born Francis Ford Coppola's nephew.
Raising Arizona was the shit.
This dude has taken a BATH in the real estate market. I was reading The Real Estalker just today and one of his properties was on the front page.
Maybe he thought the apartment was one of the other properties he lost in NO?
I don't get these people buying up these properties when they can't/don't pay taxes, keep taking hits on the sales, etc. Stupid!
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 12:36pm.
But yeah, the cops CAN arrest him on what the cabbie allegedly saw. Most of the time people are not committing crimes in front of police - they are usually called by victims or witnesses.
And in domestic violence cases, the wife sometimes declines to press charges and will deny there was any violence. But the cops can still arrest the husband over her wishes if they have reason to believe that something DID happen, or is about to happen.
He must have been drunk if he was daring the cops to arrest him. That's a real asshole move, right there.
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Exactly. I can tell you that the classic line for battered wives is "Well, arrest him tonight but bring him back to me tomorrow". I actually liked Cage before this, but his fame clearly went to his head. Daring cops to arrest you is not only stupid, but a real dick " I am better than you" move.
Totally offensive.
damn I am still laughing from your tag line, Nicoloas Cage dares cops to arrest him, Gets arrested" Fuck you are soo damn funny I swear. I am still lauging 15 minutes later...Nic CAge has seriously lost his mojo...and nothing could be worse that the last one I saw him a remake of Bad Lieutenant...which made me so sad that he would ruin such a great original movie, by such over the top shitty acting.
So where is the cab drivers 1970s groovy street name?
Where is the Huggy Bear repartee?
*so disappointed*
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HE'S GOT TO HAVE HIS DIP-TET
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
Sounds like those bad real estate investments and unpaid taxes are getting the better of Nicholas Cage. Drunk dumbass.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by soapopera4cam: "I WISH MY LAST NAME WAS COPPOLA DAMNIT!"
Dude, for like $15 you can change your name to almost anything you like! (I briefly considered it back in the day)
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yes, and then you found out that being "Hekki Bananarama" comes with consequences. heehee!
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Submitted by soapopera4cam: "I WISH MY LAST NAME WAS COPPOLA DAMNIT!"
Dude, for like $15 you can change your name to almost anything you like! (I briefly considered it back in the day).
i now have an overwhelming urge to watch "Raising Arizona"... the baby in that movie is just classic!
oh, and.. yeah, Nic Cage... yeah, he's a pretentious asshole.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:02pm.
Maybe. I wasn't there. Odd for him to call his best friend "you little bitch." And the person in the vid looks like a small Asian woman. He defo has drinking, anger, money, and hairline probs.
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Well TMZ was the one that broke that story, so that was where my info. came from, and also in the story club goers and people on the street reported what happened.
Sorry I bothered to mention it.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:02pm.
Maybe. I wasn't there. Odd for him to call his best friend "you little bitch." And the person in the vid looks like a small Asian woman. He defo has drinking, anger, money, and hairline probs.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 2:29pm.
That wasn't his wife he was screaming at in Romania, it was his best friend, and it was over a fight that took place in some club. She was there but he was actually yelling at his bff who he said "didn't have his back".
I WISH MY LAST NAME WAS COPPOLA DAMNIT!
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I'm hoping he signed the release forms so we can see him in an upcoming episode of "Cops."
"Alice swears he didn't get physical with her and hasn't filed a complaint."
^ This indicates he is not yet broke.
He was videoed screaming at someone thought to be his wife outside a club in Bucharest in December 2010: "Get in that car and walk away. I'll fucking die because of honor. I'll fucking die right now! Don't touch me you little bitch!"
"See my eyes," Cage said. "Respect them as you'd respect me!" (Radar Online)
How's that marriage working out, Ms. Kim? Since Cage generally messes up his finances, he probably doesn't have a prenup.
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I love Raising Arizona! Nic Cage can be very good in comedic roles in my opinion.
At least there are no reports of "don't you know who I am?".
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by Jana on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 1:31pm.
you're bringing back awful memories....I was arrested for a DUI, they got me at a friends house and I went along with them. I was cooperative,, honest, nice, which all came back against me in court.
The incident cost me my Chrysler, license and integrity for over 2 years. I'm in the process of getting it off my record as we type.
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Hey, you brought it up not me!! lol But I don't think it's cooperative,, honest, or nice to call the popo PIG, right?
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they're always PIGS to me.
One stopped me earlier for going over the speed limit, but I told him I was in a rush to meet a date. Guess what? He let me off with only a warning. Pigs can be nice too.
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Oh, who among us hasn't been arrested for abusing a cop? What I learned from MY arrest was that if you are going to make contact, don't make it a girlie poke in the arm, because you're going to get punished as if you had broken his nose anyway.
Jana, yours must be fairly recent? I remember it took me a couple of years to get clear, and with a disabled pre-schooler plus living miles away from work in an area with no public transportation... I learned my lesson, whatever the hell that was supposed to be.
I have much love for good cops ~ my nephew is one ~ but too many are asshats.
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What a jackass.
Look at what TMZ (yeah, I know) is saying what the argument was about:
"An argument broke out between Nicolas Cage and his wife Alice last night when the two disagreed over the exact address of an apartment they were renting in New Orleans ... this according to police...
According to the NOPD, Cage and and his wife were standing in front of a property he believed they were renting. She disagreed and, according to the NOPD, he grabbed her by the arm to pull her to the correct address."
Maybe regretting driving drunk would be the wiser and more honest approach.
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Submitted by Jana on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 1:31pm.
you're bringing back awful memories....I was arrested for a DUI, they got me at a friends house and I went along with them. I was cooperative,, honest, nice, which all came back against me in court.
The incident cost me my Chrysler, license and integrity for over 2 years. I'm in the process of getting it off my record as we type.
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Hey, you brought it up not me!! lol But I don't think it's cooperative,, honest, or nice to call the popo PIG, right?
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We just got back from NOLA and I so wanted to have a Cage sighting of Cage fighting just because I wanted to see how they would bouf his Donald Trump doo!
*chanting as always*
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by Jana on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 12:44pm. ''arrest me, arrest me now PIG.'' Geeze, do I ever regret getting arrested and talking without my lawyer present. **************************************************
Wait, Jana did you actually say that to a cop!? What did you get arrested for?
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you're bringing back awful memories....I was arrested for a DUI, they got me at a friends house and I went along with them. I was cooperative,, honest, nice, which all came back against me in court.
The incident cost me my Chrysler, license and integrity for over 2 years. I'm in the process of getting it off my record as we type.
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by Jana on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 12:44pm. ''arrest me, arrest me now PIG.'' Geeze, do I ever regret getting arrested and talking without my lawyer present. **************************************************
Wait, Jana did you actually say that to a cop!? What did you get arrested for?.
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Jana, don't be a tease!
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I am beyond hoffified
Raising Arizona is one of my fave comedies. That is all.
Such a good little gold digger. He probably wails on her all the time.
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Oh no, Nicolas! Snap out of it!
I loved him in "Moonstruck", so intense, moody and those ripped muscles...
Submitted by Jana on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 12:44pm. ''arrest me, arrest me now PIG.'' Geeze, do I ever regret getting arrested and talking without my lawyer present.
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Wait, Jana did you actually say that to a cop!? What did you get arrested for?
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