Don't Piss At The Foot Of Anderson Cooper's Silver Fox Hole
You really haven't lived in NYC until you come home to find a drunk emptying his bladder all over your front door. A layer of piss fumes at your front door is the NYC version of a welcome mat. But Mah Boo Anderson Cooper doesn't really see it that way, because bitchery took over his finger tips when he Tweeted his disgust at a drunk ho autographing his front door with piss. For the record, it wasn't me marking my territory at Mah Boo's fox hole. I have an alibi. I was too busy rubbing my nipples all over a subway stop somebody told me Rojo Caliente went to once. Here's Mah Boo using 28 words to say "AH NEVAH!"
Just got home, found drunk guy peeing on my bldg front door. He asked for my pic. Instead I took his. Am tempted to tweet it out. Annoying!
about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Hold up and hit me again. Mah Boo took a picture of the golden shower Lothario?! Cancel my plans of rubbing my butt cheeks on a restaurant door Prince Hot Ginge passed by during his NYC visit, because I know what I'm really doing tonight. But I have class, and I respect Mah Boo, so I'll use a Little John when I serenade his front door with my remix of "Ain't Gonna Pee Pee In My Bed Tonight (Because I'm Pee Peeing on Anderson Cooper's Front Door Instead)."
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you haven't lived until you've seen a junkie drop his pants and shoot up in the groin, right in the middle of the sidewalk.
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Good old city life. Nobody, no crackie, or drunk chola, is afraid to secrete their shit or piss in the middle of the street. In broad daylight even. Aww crusty fat drunk lesbo chola pissing all over my block, thank you for reminding me what city life is all about! Watching other disgusting people shit! Thank you for numbing my senses and gag reflex to all forms of excrement and throw up.
Damn double post.
Yeah. Your Boo should just suck it up, being a born NYC boy. I knew I was a true New Yorker the day I came out of a nice restaurant in the Village to see some drunk white frat boy taking a whizz on a building wall. He had his pants totally pulled down, peed, then zipped up and looked at us as if WE were intruding on HIS toilette.
At that moment I knew I was a true Manhattanite, having previously seen a dead body in the subway and having gotten into two verbal fights with cab drivers (one who tried to run me down in the street and one who told me "I'm not going to the Bronx" as I got into his taxi - I'm Latina and lived on the Upper East Side at the time). The trifecta was complete.
Twats Twitter. I don't get the whole concept. Is it mainly a celebrity thing? I don't know anybody who does it. Weird.
There was one time on my ride along when we had to arrest a drunk hobo and I don't know what it was that made him REEK so badly! The stench was horrid and it even stuck onto my clothes so I could still smell it on the way home.
I've never seen anyone piss or shit in public. Although at the juvenile hall, there was a kid from max security holed up in an interview room, looking at us female volunteers and officers and then jacking off with his hands down his pants. I expected Chris Hansen to pop around the corner. THAT was fucking wierd!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 11:33am.
Ahahahahahahahahaha! I saw a kid do that once in Target, except his were rabbit pellet size. I am so glad others have witnessed the "Turd Seizure Shake" as I call it.
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Hahaahaha! "rabbit pellet size"!!!
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 11:17am.
I was walking behind a homeless guy on Market St. in San Fran, thought he was having a seizure since he was shaking so much. Nope...once he started shaking his legs, turds started falling out of the opening of his pant legs. Big ones.
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Ahahahahahahahahaha! I saw a kid do that once in Target, except his were rabbit pellet size. I am so glad others have witnessed the "Turd Seizure Shake" as I call it.
I cannot stand Anderson Cooper's prissy ass.
LOL Ulvy!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
I was walking behind a homeless guy on Market St. in San Fran, thought he was having a seizure since he was shaking so much. Nope...once he started shaking his legs, turds started falling out of the opening of his pant legs. Big ones. AC should be happy it was just piss..you can just hose that off.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
So what? I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.
AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...
Submitted by Slurpee on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 10:41am.
If im going to have to stock the lake with brown trout at the bar, at least hit some H2O!
And THAT, my friends, should be used to teach Middle Schoolers about metaphors.
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SFRB:
Yeah, I learned not to fuck in a bar and if im going to have to stock the lake with brown trout at the bar, at least hit some H2O!
She is such a nelly old queen.
*closes legs* SORRY DWM! It's the way my herpe cream is interacting with my yeast infection!
@Slurpee - OHMYGOODNESS OHMYGOODNESS! It's it hard knock life for a slurpee. :-) (Did you learn anything?)
@Hekki - I LOLed at your post! I, too have had dreams that I wanted to tell about on the D! Like that time I had to escort LiLo through Ontario Airport, and she looked gorgeous! And I had on a ratty green sweater, and I kept asking her if we could go to the airport makeup store.
I bet Andy Coop dreamt about you last night, too (saying drea"mt" because I'm sipping some English tea).
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
I tell you right now if I came home to find a bitch pissing on my stoop, I would pepper spray the fuk out of them .. THEN .... I would stun gun them.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
Dirty Whore Mouth, if I was going to make it up I'd pick some hot guy out of UFC or a football player, not Anderson Cooper. He's not bad looking at all, but I like a man to look like a man, not Rachel Maddow's sister ...
mitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:48am.
Submitted by griffin73 on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:46am.
Eh, you live in NYC, you kinda get used to stuff like this.
Maboo tried to pick me up once on 8th Avenue, just below 14th. He looked like a skinny, grey haired boyish lesbian so i passed ....
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Do you guys smell that? It smells like BULLSHIT!
Think very carefully, Mah Boo, did the topic of "sizemeat" come up at all?
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LOL Slurp-a-derp! I've heard that about ze vimminz bathrooms. NASTY BITCHES!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
From the time I was born, up until I was 10 or 11 my parent's owned a bar in the town I grew up in. In the mornings, before it was open for business, I would head down there with them and help them clean it up from the night before. You should have seen the gross shit in the bathrooms - used condoms, vomit, shit (not in TOILET), bloody items (and that was in the WOMEN'S bathroom). Hate to sell out the sisterhood but the men's room was MUCH easier to clean. Occassionaly a pile of vomit in the corner or log someone forgot to flush, but that was it.
COmpletely off topic.. but someone is making something in here and it is smelling up the office. IT IS TOO EARLY FOR FISH. CLOSE YORU LEGS.
*pisses on office floor*
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I once saw a guy shitting into a garbage bin...that was a first. We had our fence pissed on once too, my sister came out and squirted him with the garden hose. Didnt have camera phones back then unfortunately
Down south, gentlemen have the good manners to piss in an alley. The smell from French Quarter alleys is ungodly. Once I saw a couple having sex in a French Quarter alley. I'm like, what kind of a filthy beast monster are would fuck in a horrible stanky French Quarter alley? This is how disease spreads!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
@Submitted by griffin73 on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:46am.
Eh, you live in NYC, you kinda get used to stuff like this.
Maboo tried to pick me up once on 8th Avenue, just below 14th. He looked like a skinny, grey haired boyish lesbian so i passed ....
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I thought andy boo has bulked up? didnt he like work out alot and was seeing hanging out with his "personal trainer". i think anderson and his "personal trainer" version of Sit ups and Cable crossover is different to what i do at the gym.
My doesnt involved KY lube, a sling, and elbow gloves.
Oh my god, this morning I had a dream that I saw AndyCoop on the street and I yelled "Anderson Cooper, I got you!" and then I giggled and thought how fun it would be to tell everyone on Dlisted that I saw him. Then my middle kid woke me up.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:51am.
Slurpo - have a friend stand in front of you, duh.
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Oh, thank you! You're better than "Hints from Heloise."
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:48am.
Submitted by griffin73 on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:46am.
Eh, you live in NYC, you kinda get used to stuff like this.
Maboo tried to pick me up once on 8th Avenue, just below 14th. He looked like a skinny, grey haired boyish lesbian so i passed ....
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Do you guys smell that? It smells like BULLSHIT!
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I could buy Anderson trying to pick a dude up, and I could buy someone turning him down. He's really not all that.
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Slurpo - have a friend stand in front of you, duh.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
You HOPE it's one of the homeless people.
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Honey badger don't give a shit.
Submitted by griffin73 on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:46am.
Eh, you live in NYC, you kinda get used to stuff like this.
Maboo tried to pick me up once on 8th Avenue, just below 14th. He looked like a skinny, grey haired boyish lesbian so i passed ....
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Do you guys smell that? It smells like BULLSHIT!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
well I'm pretty sure it's one of the homeless dudes who "live" down there
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
*breaks into jack's house, drops deuce on stairs* _______________________________________________________________ Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:30am.
OMG RAUL, youre becoming another "schlong" with your sweet sexy words...
Your Boo scored #3 I think on OUT Magazine's list of the 50 most powerful gays. I laughed all day when I saw #6: Fox News Shepard Smith. Oh I must find if he has Twitter. That boy is all Blanche Devereaux Southern Belle and I can imagine the vapors if someone were peeing on his front door. Next to mah magnolias! (Faint)
Eh, you live in NYC, you kinda get used to stuff like this.
Maboo tried to pick me up once on 8th Avenue, just below 14th. He looked like a skinny, grey haired boyish lesbian so i passed ....
yeah right, like you don't have public shitting in ArkansAW! ;p
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:39am.
uhhh, people take a shit on the stairs? in public?
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That's a pretty punk rock, anti-establishment, radical thing right there!
/sarcasm
For real. Get the perpetrator and feed him his own shit. Fucking asshole!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:39am.
uhhh, people take a shit on the stairs? in public?
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*sinks in chair, sits on hands, and says NOTHING*
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:39am.
uhhh, people take a shit on the stairs? in public?
I know right. Not only in public, but in a heavily traveled public area. WTF??
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Honey badger don't give a shit.
Jacky:
How do you shit on someone's stairs in private?
Anderson is just INVITING a piss party at his doorstep.
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Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
uhhh, people take a shit on the stairs? in public?
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
OH Please, sometimes, coming up from the subway we find steaming piles of human poo on the stairs, Booboo needs to grow a pair
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
BAD SANTA! _______________________________________________________________ Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:30am.
OMG RAUL, youre becoming another "schlong" with your sweet sexy words...
YES it was GO GIRL and GO GIRL was also a yummy sugarless strawberry flavored energy drink!!
They sell them at bev' mo.
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
louise! YES! thanks
http://www.go-girl.com/
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:16am.
Really fucking gross. When I was in Harlem about 10 years I saw a kid just go ahead and and piss right on a door on the street in broad fucking daylight, and old man gave him the old man nudge and said "HEY don't do that" and the kid kept on pissing, it was kinda hot if that's your thing, especially when the old man came into the scene, you know what come to think of it wasn't gross at all, it was really hot. This is pretty hot too.
oh mah gah!
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
Snowy- the Go Girl?
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Honey badger don't give a shit.
LOL Raulio!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
DWM there is a female version, whats the name, MK taught us about it ages ago? I thought it was SHe GO or something like that?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."