Don't Piss At The Foot Of Anderson Cooper's Silver Fox Hole
You really haven't lived in NYC until you come home to find a drunk emptying his bladder all over your front door. A layer of piss fumes at your front door is the NYC version of a welcome mat. But Mah Boo Anderson Cooper doesn't really see it that way, because bitchery took over his finger tips when he Tweeted his disgust at a drunk ho autographing his front door with piss. For the record, it wasn't me marking my territory at Mah Boo's fox hole. I have an alibi. I was too busy rubbing my nipples all over a subway stop somebody told me Rojo Caliente went to once. Here's Mah Boo using 28 words to say "AH NEVAH!"
Just got home, found drunk guy peeing on my bldg front door. He asked for my pic. Instead I took his. Am tempted to tweet it out. Annoying!
about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Hold up and hit me again. Mah Boo took a picture of the golden shower Lothario?! Cancel my plans of rubbing my butt cheeks on a restaurant door Prince Hot Ginge passed by during his NYC visit, because I know what I'm really doing tonight. But I have class, and I respect Mah Boo, so I'll use a Little John when I serenade his front door with my remix of "Ain't Gonna Pee Pee In My Bed Tonight (Because I'm Pee Peeing on Anderson Cooper's Front Door Instead)."