Hot Slut Of The Day!

Mel, a girl whose got a Jack Hanna party in her vocal cords (not like that)! One day, Mel's friends discovered her hidden talent for making almost any animal noise on cue, so they pulled out the video camera, summoned the zoo out of her mouth and uploaded it onto YouTube. She's like a traveling one-woman Pixar movie! Now, we can argue all day about how you can do a better cow than that (said KFed's girlfriend) and that her cat wouldn't even make the craziest cat lady knit her a pair of paw cozies, but she had me at "kookaburra."

And her nervous "...the fuck am I doing?" laugh impersonation is dead on.

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Hot Slut of the Day

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 4:21pm.

Can someone smack the guy for mispronouncing kookaburra.

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Submitted by liverwurst on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 3:29pm.

Submitted by liverwurst on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 3:28pm.

Real life, you're a bitch.

Submitted by liverwurst on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 3:26pm.

She's adorable and what a fun talent!

Submitted by PTRemedie on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 2:06pm.

Great smile. I think she's really good & it seemed like they were having a good time. What's to hate on?

Submitted by kari54 on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 12:48pm.

@ the bullshitters who said MK didn't write this, MK said that when he needs help writing the posts, and gets others to guest for him, he will tell us. and until he does, FUCK OFF

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 11:55am.

Kookaburras are fucking awesome. Check out this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc_-icFHwQo&feature=related

Fun fact: their song always ends up in movies and shows set in the jungle, even tho they can only be found in Australia and New Guinea. I always assumed I was hearing a monkey until my Aussie boyfriend told me otherwise.

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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 11:46am.

Her silent almost-laugh made me uncomfortable.

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Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:49am.

@angel_i: Color me impressed by that video; it was like she wasn't even trying! I've never seen anyone that good before...

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:37am.

Oh please not this shit again, do you want to make our leader angry?

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:37am.

She's not THAT good. There's gotta be someone way better than that. I mean, what about beatboxers. this girl is way better than that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U66tYpzQTE

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:34am.

Some of her noises need improvement, but some others were pretty good. Her impersonation reminded me of the clip MK showed a while back of a Thai tranny (I think it was) who could make horse sounds. Anyone remember?.

Ah, please don't start with this "MK has a ghost writer" bullshit again. Last time it was embarrassing because it made MK come here to tell the conspiracy theorists to either enjoy or fuck off.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:29am.

Submitted by Eddie Van Hilton on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:59am.

Oh wow you're right. Never really noticed before. There was something off about this post. There weren't usual MK jokes and the 2 that were, were completely lame.

I guess we can't expect MK to always be up so early in the morning. I know I'm not. I've always wondered how he bangs some out at like 7am EST.

Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:26am.

Like 4 or 5 were spot on. The rest were meh.

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:15am.

The owl sucked. But the rest were hilarious!! She'll be doing the Ellen show in 3...2....1...

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Submitted by moriah on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 8:08am.

Ok, where is the REAL Michael K? The person who wrote this entry is not him.
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You're only now realizing that MK sometimes has other people writing for him?

You can always tell when MK has written a post when you see a lot of typos, misspellings, and words that have been left out...Generally all around poor grammar.

Sorry MK...Cuddles.

Submitted by freshlyinstable on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 8:04am.

Hmm. There were some strong points, but overall, I'm lacking in impressedness.

Submitted by Jayda on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 7:34am.

the birds were good but the others weren't

Submitted by guest on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 7:22am.

How fucking annoying. *gets jack the shovel* It looks like she's lip syncing to me.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by fookyoo on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 7:15am.

All are spot on cept the kookaburra.

Submitted by Slurpee on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 7:10am.

She got them Buscemi eyes.

Submitted by Fancy Malone on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 7:10am.

lol @ peacock

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 7:08am.

Um, no. That was just uncomfortable.

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Submitted by Starqz on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 8:41am.

Haha this is hilarious, I can do most of these sounds too!
Used to do it in school to entertain my friends, maybe I should upload my own YouTube video sometime..:)

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 8:18am.
I would like to hit her with a shovel.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 8:18am.
I would like to hit her with a shovel.

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I wonder is she can imitate that sound?

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 6:50am.

girl's got some vocal skillz, I'll admit.

good thing, cause poor girl's got a face for radio. :(

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 6:51am.

If this doesn't pan out for her as a career, maybe she could try a turn as Elmira Gulch in her hometown's revival of The Wizard of Oz.

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Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 6:49am.

LoL! She's good. I can only do the hen :(

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 6:48am.

I would like to hit her with a shovel.
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Submitted by Vanilla cupcake on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 6:42am.

I thought it was entertaining. I have a friend that can whip out different accents just as quickly.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 7:33am.

Would have been a riot at the end if they said "Rebecca Black" and she deadpanned "fun fun fun fun, yesterday was Thursday, Thursday...."
Cute smile.

LOL

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 6:40am.

Submitted by moriah on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 8:08am.

Ok, where is the REAL Michael K? The person who wrote this entry is not him.
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