"They're Not Prosthetics. They're My Bones."
Here's Lady Gaga ripping off the multi-titty goddess from Total Recall, Strawberry Shortcake and Pentaceratops in one full swoop for Harper's Bazaar. The Klingon Madonna didn't only deliver her manufactured avant-garde ridiculousness during the photo shoot, she brought it into the interview too and I'm pretty sure my eyes rolled more than those wandering nipple balls on her chest. It's like she's trapped in the worst World of War Craft role playing game and she's the only one participating.
She should really have a safe word people can say when they can't take her performance art act anymore and their nerves are about to rip out of their skin to wrap around their necks. (And by "safe word" I mean a slap to the mouth). You'll see what I mean:
On the low-budget, recycled PROSTHETICS she glues onto her face and body: "Well, first of all, they're not prosthetics. They're my bones. They've always been inside of me, but I have been waiting for the right time to reveal to the universe who I truly am. They come out when I'm inspired. We all have these bones! They're the light from inside of us."On if she's ever chopped and rotated her nose: "I have never had plastic surgery, and there are many pop singers who have. I think that promoting insecurity in the form of plastic surgery is infinitely more harmful than an artistic expression related to body modification. And how many models and actresses do you see on magazine covers who have brand-new faces and have had plastic surgery, while I myself have never had any plastic surgery? I am an artist, and I have the ability and the free will to choose the way the world will envision me."
On how Alexander McQueen lives through her: "I think he planned the whole thing: Right after he died, I wrote 'Born This Way.' I think he's up in heaven with fashion strings in his hands, marionetting away, planning this whole thing."
On living in L.A. for a moment: "I put my toe in that water, and it was a Kegel-exercise vaginal reaction where I clenched and had to retract immediately," she says in a very vivid metaphor. "I ran furiously back to New York, to my old apartment, and I hung out with my friends, and I went to the same bars."
This interviewer must've eaten an entire bottle of Valium and be a master at restraint, because how they didn't rip one of those Jell-O molds off of her face and slap her with it is beyond me. Seriously, the bell has rung and high school drama class ended a long time ago.
Can we fast forward and get to the part where this bitch rips her mask off and reveals that she's really Sacha Baron Cohen?
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"Can we fast forward and get to the part where this bitch rips her mask off and reveals that she's really Sacha Baron Cohen?"
HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!! You are such a GENIUS MK!
I dig on Gaga. She's the first pop album I've purchased in 15 years. However, hilariously accurate bit of humor there:)
Leigh Bowery she is NOT!!! I saw her a week ago, the only good thing I will say about her is that she does NOT lip synch and jumps around alot while singing which impressed me a bit and the best song she has out and going for her ever is "Teeth". Thats all!
"Nina Hagan and Wendy Williams in the 1970's, Bjork and Dale Bozzio and Debbie Harry"
None of those ladies, though indeed far more original and interesting, had anything like the fame and role in pop culture that Gaga has. When people say they want to punch her out and rip off her prosthetic bones, wow, could you be making her shallow point for her even more clearly? You're the ones being played in her game.
Some people take Lady Gaga WAY too serious, lol
She's fun, She has catchy songs & she's halarious ...
And she's not a hater like most of the jelious bitches in the pop scene (I'm talking to you Floptina)
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 6:51am.
I'm just so tired of this assclown. She's like a little kid that jumps up and down trying to get the adults attentions when they're having a conversation.
Look at me, look at me, look me, mom..mom...mom..look...mom...look.look
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aaahahaha. probably the best description I've heard of her antics in a long while! simply hilarious. thank you
She's had her nose and lips done. All you have to do is compare pictures. the only reason she's saying she hasn't and is against it now is because otherwise her "born this way" hypocrisy would be too easy to point out. It's already easy to spot her hypocrisy for most of us, but there are still a lot of blind followers...unfortunately
I found the mcqueen quote completely tasteless and offensive. out of all the people in the fashion world and industry in general I doubt he'd choose this steaming pile of poop to live on through. & the fact that she'd claim that is just classless. but what else would you expect from her.
but those macaroons do look delish! but I can't with those boobs. it's like a boob necklace & it's gross.
Breasts are gross. Don't understand why people love them.
GAGS A LOT"I think that promoting insecurity in the form of plastic surgery is infinitely more harmful than an artistic expression related to body modification. And how many models and actresses do you see on magazine covers who have brand-new faces and have had plastic surgery, while I myself have never had any plastic surgery?"
*********First time I agree with her on something sure no surgery but she needs it she is ugly she does need to go under the knife for that face and those Grandma Boobs sure...u haven't had any surgery but HERE YOU STILL SIT COVERING YOUR FUGLY FACE IN WEIRD MASKs POINTY STUPID BONES JUST LIKE YOUR SHOULDER SH!t YOU PUT ON AND ALL THIS SHENANIGANS
its basically like having plastic surgery HONEY... YOUR ARE NOT YOU
You dont fool me ...no you dont! ******
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
I can't handle reading the story at Gawker about the asshole who killed her cat for this pretentious cunt, but I do want to know; did they arrest her or what happened?
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:30am.
FUCK YOU CACA! YOU SUCK! YOUR SHIT IS NOT ORIGINAL NOR EDGY, IT'S STUPID AND THE DIARRHEA THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS RETARDED.
M.E. honey, do you still have a headache?
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It would seem so from the ALL CAPS ANGER!!!!
I feel for you, M.E. I used to have migraines, when I was pregnant, that went on for days. However, the older I got the less migraines I got and the less bad they were. Someone once told me to put a banana peel on my head and it must have been the power of suggestion because I felt like it made the headache better. Maybe the smell of it. Stranger things have happened.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Submitted by KA on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:38am.
BTW, I have always wondered what those delicious looking little colored cakes/cookies are I see everywhere. Can anyone tell me what they are called?
Hey KA those cookies are called french macaroons. They kept haunting me in side ads on different sites and I hunted them down in my city. There are fruit ones but my favorite are the chocolate ones.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Man alive what a moron! I agree with her about LA though.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:30am.
FUCK YOU CACA! YOU SUCK! YOUR SHIT IS NOT ORIGINAL NOR EDGY, IT'S STUPID AND THE DIARRHEA THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS RETARDED.
M.E. honey, do you still have a headache?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I really liked her in the beginning. Now she's starting to wear on me. Yeah great dance tunes but they're all in the shadows compared to this downright crazy shit she's doing. She IS a talented songwriter and musician - she doesn't need to be THIS out there.
BTW, I have always wondered what those delicious looking little colored cakes/cookies are I see everywhere. Can anyone tell me what they are called? For some reason I imagine them to be like those crispy wafer cookies with the sugary frosting center. I don't know why.
FUCK YOU CACA! YOU SUCK! YOUR SHIT IS NOT ORIGINAL NOR EDGY, IT'S STUPID AND THE DIARRHEA THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS RETARDED.
I wonder if it's possible to go back and pinpoint the exact moment when she lost it. The vacant trying-too-hard look on her face in these photos says it all. Just sing and write good songs, Gaga, and quit trying to prove to the pretty bitches that you're worthy. You already won.
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Sounds more like Harpers Bizarre. Gad that was too easy.
YAY Goldigga!!!!!!!!!!!
love "fists of fury"
*chanting as always*
in this pic she is surrounded by the same cookies in the Groupon ad
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Lady Gaga was Paul from the Wonder Years.
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Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
brandie_larue me too, I try and ignore her talking
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
I liked her so much better when she didn't talk.
The many-breased goddess Artemis you are not, Gaga.
http://www.wisewomanuniversity.org/images/Many-Breasted-Artemis-.jpg
Ancient Ephesus did it better than you and much sooner.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
oh and CaCa many others did this edgy thing much better than you...Nina Hagan and Wendy Williams in the 1970's, Bjork and Dale Bozzio and Debbie Harry and the list goes on and on...you are not that original and actually you are turning into quite a bore with your tired ass props...give it a rest and use whatever talent you have, if you have any, use just your bare talent to entertain...cause props only go so far...just ask VAdge who is the biggest fraud around.
she really has perfected the art of talking out of her ass.
Can we fast forward and get to the part where this bitch rips her mask off and reveals that she's really Sacha Baron Cohen?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
her bones....LOL....the bullshit she throws in interviews has to be the product of serious drugs...no one can be that deluded when sober...but if she is not on drugs she needs to get a room next to CZJ and get serious meds for her condition...or date Charlie Sheen....bitch is crazy and not in a good way.
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CaCa seems very insecure and to have pathetically low self esteem...real talent does not required millions of props including protruding "bones"..give me a fucking break...she is heading into Fishey territory with all that pretentious bullshit talk. CaCa needs to STFU already!!
I think that promoting insecurity in the form of plastic surgery
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O but it's ok to promote it in the form of starving yourself into weakness and stupidity so that your dresses fit better?
I love you, Gaga, but let's not be pretending your above it all.
♥ Threadkilla!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
First of all, wha? O_o
Second of all, Gaga must be really short because she keeps wearing these stilt-like shoes and she's still shorter than everyone else.
Lastly, if nothing else, she's a really good model. Too bad she isn't taller. :(
I liked her L.A. metaphor, though. It's how I feel about L.A.
Seems normal to me that she would have 5 tits.
Another day in Gagaland.
Snooze
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
"Well, first of all, they're not prosthetics. They're my bones. They've always been inside of me, but I have been waiting for the right time to reveal to the universe who I truly am"
*fists of fury* That statement is literally too much for me. They're plastic, bitch
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam
This is the definition of jumping the shark.
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Submitted by clairey claire
She's not crazy. She's not unique. She's not special. She's not talented. She is mediocrity personified. And deep down, she knows it.
I am starting to wonder whether she is putting the world on to see just how dumb people really are. Like, if I put out the same manufactured pop as everyone else, but wrap it up in a self consciously quirky package and tell everyone I'm a genius, will they buy it?
OK bitch. You win. People of earth are as stupid and vacuous as your 'creation' .
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Thank you, LS and CC (and many others here) for reading my mind and echoing my thoughts!
On a purely aesthetic level, the sad part about this photo shoot is that she would look GORGEOUS in these pix if she WASN'T "inspired" and those "bones" of hers weren't protruding. Her body and hair look AMAZING here. Truly, I love her hairstyle.
If she hasn't gotten plastic surgery yet, as she claims, she might want to consider it. The "bones" look absolutely hideous and ridiculous.
Regarding her other quotes, I don't completely disagree or condemn her for some of the things she says -- about NY, about being weirded out by LA, being inspired by the spirit of McQueen -- I "get" what she is saying and can relate on some levels to some of this. (Another story for another time.)
But the cheekbone stuff and the "artist" stuff, that's just plain silly. I revert back to what Claire says above.
Please go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO is finding this at all amusing? Sorry bitch, you are a tired fugly fame whore... Even Bobby Trendy looks glamorous next to you!!
I wanna rip those prosthetics off her stupid face.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I occasionally like her when I don't have to look at her, read anything she says, hear her speak or think about anything she's said, written, spoken or worn.
I see any Gaga media and start having root canal flashbacks.
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
I'm just so tired of this assclown. She's like a little kid that jumps up and down trying to get the adults attentions when they're having a conversation.
Look at me, look at me, look me, mom..mom...mom..look...mom...look.look..
Take the fucking birdcage off your head shut up sing your crappy songs.
The no plastic surgery comment is definitely a Bitch, Please moment. Sorry if someone has already posted this side-by-side comparison:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2009/01/22/yay-we-dont-have-to-look-at...
Yeah, long ago I had to comment on the irony of singing a song called "Born This Way." Hack.
Like Kanye, I wish that she would choke on her hubris.
I present to you Lykke Li. This is what Gaga would be minus the delusions of grandeur:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TTPGAy5H_E
With all the 'greats' up in heaaven to hang with and Alexander McQueen is helping co-write your crap. I don't fucking think so.
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now is the time for guts and guile ~ Dame Elizabeth
Clairey Claire you summed it up nicely!
Seriously? What a fucking joke.
I can see some one pulling this off if they were true conceptual avant garde artists but she is a pop singer who suppoesedly reaches millions of people. How hard does she have to try to prove she is an artist?
2 1/2 PAIRS OF TITS HARD, THATS HOW MUCH!
She is just a good marketing product.
Enough said.
Lady Gaga knows how to be a "product".
I don't hate her or like her.
In fact, some of her songs are quite catchy.
But all this artistic talk just makes me want to go to the toilet and take a dump, which i will do now.
i think her meltdown will the most epic of them all.
She's not crazy. She's not unique. She's not special. She's not talented. She is mediocrity personified. And deep down, she knows it.
I am starting to wonder whether she is putting the world on to see just how dumb people really are. Like, if I put out the same manufactured pop as everyone else, but wrap it up in a self consciously quirky package and tell everyone I'm a genius, will they buy it?
OK bitch. You win. People of earth are as stupid and vacuous as your 'creation' . Kindly fuck off now.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
SERIOUSLY. FUCK. OFF.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 1:56am.
Haaa, Omg, Chicken Lady!
Would you like an omelette? They're fresh- straight outta my body on to your plate.
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"Can I get you a beer or would you like to just drink out of the toilet?"
"A BEEEEEER"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I think I gotta go caption that pic with a Chicken Lady quote *snork*
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 1:03am.
http://manifestopart2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/gaga.jpg
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CHICKEN LADY LOVES LIFE!!!
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Haaa, Omg, Chicken Lady!
Would you like an omelette? They're fresh- straight outta my body on to your plate.
I had enough of her, her hysterical meat dresses, her annoying pop songs and her piano about a decade ago.
Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 9:38pm.
Oops, got foiled on the link.
Again,
http://manifestopart2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/gaga.jpg
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CHICKEN LADY LOVES LIFE!!!
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker