Wednesday, April 13th 2011

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 12th!

The real reason Kirstie Alley keeps falling off her shoes is because she keeps snacking on them turning commercials. - starvis

Runners-up:

Finally, a pair of uncomfortable looking heels Victoria Beckham wouldn't wear. - ISprainedMyUvula

You can't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his sandwich - P.T.Bull

Any husband spending good money on these for his wife sure is Miracle Whipped. - TexnDoc

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NitWitty's picture
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 10:50am.

LOL!! Congrats, Starvis!! WTG, Uvy♥, P.T. Bull and T.Doc.

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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.

catapostrophe's picture
Submitted by catapostrophe on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 8:41am.

"Turning the next commercial, I think I'll grab a snack!"

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 8:39am.

congrats to all the winners, esp ISMU♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK

"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 8:37am.

LOL! Nice work, winners! But PTBull made me barf laughter for sure - totally din't see that coming!

CONGRATS!

♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer

Deb's picture
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 8:07am.

Congrats to all you funny effers!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Sweetas's picture
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 7:48am.

Nice job winnahs!! Uvy♥ you on a (kaiser) roll gf!

little_rascal's picture
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 7:33am.

What a splendid line-up of winners - Starvis, Uvy, P.T.Bull and TexnDoc! Great job!

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 7:04am.

Congrats professional league hookers!

*chanting as always*

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 7:00am.

yay uvy!
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Raul Duke's picture
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 6:32am.

U GO UVY!

A little KY Jelly, Egyptian cotton sheets, continuous stimulation of the G-Spot... what could possibly go wrong? I'll give you a hint.. it's shaped like a dodger dog, travels at high velocities and smells like that fat girl from Precious.

catapostrophe's picture
Submitted by catapostrophe on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 6:31am.

How does a person snack on something turning commercials?

Who picks these half-written copycat insults, anyway?

ISprainedMyUvula's picture
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 6:30am.

Congrats, yadda yadda, I thought that was cake but just realized there's a slice of processed cheese in there, gotta go heave...

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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.

P.T.Bull's picture
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 6:29am.

I liked the 'Jimmy Chews' one too.

OurMissC's picture
Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 6:28am.

An all star cast today! Congrats!

I know I'm vulgar, but would you have me any other way? - Elizabeth Taylor

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 6:15am.

haha NASTY. Congrats winners!

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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl

TexnDoc's picture
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 6:05am.

LOL. Who's been the subject of more "Caption This!" winners: Kirstie, Parasite or Aniston? I say Kirstie by a mile.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 5:56am.

Congrats winners!!! starvis I LLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL'd!!!! hahahahahahaha

UVY♥!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 2:03am.

Club foot sandwich.

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http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_21333/marc-bolan/tpx_1652472

RandomNYGirl's picture
Submitted by RandomNYGirl on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:58pm.

Nicks perfect push gift for Mimi,heels AND A meal!!

klisted's picture
Submitted by klisted on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:13pm.

That's enough, Carrie Bradshaw.

klisted's picture
Submitted by klisted on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:12pm.

It's not a fetish if you're Ronald McDonald.

klisted's picture
Submitted by klisted on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:09pm.

After realizing the 5 second rule didn't apply in gas station bathrooms, Brit Brit just took off her shoes and went for it.

Schlong's picture
Submitted by Schlong on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 10:50pm.

The real show-stopper at Kim's baby shower was when her drunken Daddy munched on her fried egg pasties and bacon-lettuce-cheese thong before he passed out on the third course and dropped the other shoe.

nennycakes's picture
Submitted by nennycakes on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 10:09pm.

What Shauna Sand wears for a cake walk.

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"If you run, you'll only die tired."

LaChaylo's picture
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 10:05pm.

Bad news: Khloe Kardashian's new line of shoes will incorporate her passion for food and fashion. Good news: She will be using a foot model.

Submitted by Fraggle on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 9:59pm.

The Empress has switched from Lucite to Lunch-Meat!

Echo27's picture
Submitted by Echo27 on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 9:45pm.

After losing her Carvel Black Card, Lindsay had to be a little more creative. It worked with the necklace, so why not wear Fudgie the Whale out of the store.

Callie's picture
Submitted by Callie on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:50pm.

Man, she really sandwiched her feet into those things.

Callie's picture
Submitted by Callie on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:49pm.

Exhibit A: How the Queen of Lucite became the Queen of Cellulite.

cattitude's picture
Submitted by cattitude on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:33pm.

Kirstie's "dancin' shoes"

Submitted by Fraggle on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:26pm.

SamRo decides to help Lilo design a master jail-time scheme to smuggle in a couple pot brownie/angel-dust layer cakes with hidden razor blades and cocaine frosting.

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:22pm.

As expected, Natalie Portman only danced on 84% of her meal.

*chanting as always*

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:20pm.

Rut-ro Shaggy! Check out the Shoe-by snacks!

*chanting as always*

kathleenvh's picture
Submitted by kathleenvh on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:14pm.

This is gonna be a cake walk

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:13pm.

Toe-dough! I have a feeling we're not in Candies anymore!

*chanting as always*

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:10pm.

"Breaking your foot off" in Kirstie Alley's Ass isn't as fruitful as one might expect.

*chanting as always*

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:07pm.

Charlie Sheen has incorporated his Goddesses into every aspect of his life....for instance, his dogs will never go unfed again.

♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:06pm.

Despite her other successes, Rachael Ray's "30 minute Heels" never got a foothold on the Food Network's lineup.

*chanting as always*

Submitted by ElTonto on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 7:54pm.

Shauna Sand will stop at nothing to get a part on the next Quentin Tarantino film.

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Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 7:52pm.

Lady Gaga doesn't eat but couldn't see that cake go to waste.

http://soundcloud.com/burning_plastic
http://twitter.com/#!/burning_plastic

Submitted by Fraggle on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 7:50pm.

Can I hold the toe-jam and go easy on the mayo on my white and rye foot sammich?

Submitted by kinggod314 on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 6:47pm.

Not to be outdone by the competition, Subway recently unveiled it's new line of $5 footlongs.

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Submitted by Tex-Bro on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 6:36pm.

Tonight on DWTS, Kirstie gets a new pair of shoes AND dinner... WINNING!!!

TEXBRO

Klingon Madonna say what? - MK

wblooney's picture
Submitted by wblooney on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:58pm.

Having her cake and eating it toe...

dfanintheD's picture
Submitted by dfanintheD on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:37pm.

Kirstey Alley's DWTS outfit pays homage Bin-ju, Scientology's personification of celebrity overindulgence.

annobanano's picture
Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:28pm.

BLT - Bacon, lettuce and toematoe

grounder's picture
Submitted by grounder on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:15pm.

Aretha wishes she was in this lucky lady's shoes.

loozer's picture
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:06pm.

♫I'm never gonna dance again
Deli feet have got no rhythm...♫

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor

Scott in NYC's picture
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:39pm.

John Travolta tries to prove, once and for all, that he can have his cake and eat it, too.

yo momma's picture
Submitted by yo momma on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:38pm.

New this season to go with your beef curtains - taco pumps!

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