This Is How Ashton & Demi Are Trying To Raise Awareness Of Sex Trafficking
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are trying to put a spotlight on the child sex slave trade by putting out a series of viral videos starring their friends: Justin Timberlake (above), Sean Penn, Bradley Cooper, Jamie Foxx, Eva Longoria, Jessica Biel, Donald Trump, the Old Spice Guy and a million more. I am obviously not their target audience, because all of these videos left me in the same state of awkward confusion Bruce Willis suffers through whenever Ashton and Demi suck on each other's tongues in front of him at the Thanksgiving table. Daryl Hannah did it right when she went undercover into the horrific world of prostitots overseas and put out a documentary about it. But Ashton and Demi basically just released several B-Sides of the Old Spice commercials. Just fucking weird.
First of all, Donald Trump must be saying "SIKE" with his eyes in his picture, because that charbroiled toad buys a new wife model every few years (no offense to the forever gorgeous Melania Trump). Second of all, everything you need to know about this is in the address for Demi and Ashton's anti-child sex slave foundation: demiandashton.org. EXACTLY.