Vanessa Hudgens Hates The Internet
If it were up to Vanessa Hudgens, we'd all be staring at random live cats for hours hoping they do something funny and writing in our "SGM lkg 4 big peen" personal ads to the local newspaper, because the Internet would not be a thing that exists in real life! Correction: My ad would really read "SGM lkg 4 big penis," because the word "peen" would not exist if it wasn't for the Internet. If that isn't a sad, I don't know what is.
For some strange unknown reason, People Magazine (via Starpulse) asked Zac Efron's former lipstick holder what she thinks the worst invention is. Vanessa didn't say camera phones or the self timer button, Vanessa said THE INTERNET! Al Gore isn't going to fap to Vanessa's leaked naked pictures anymore!
"I know what the worst invention ever is. The internet. I think it's ruining everyone, and it just makes everybody way too accessible – it just takes away the glamor and mystery from our business."
Vanessa took the mystery from her business when she took a grainy picture of her furry pussy and e-mailed it out to whomever. Speaking of those pictures, Vanessa told The L.A. Times that she's trying to move on from that shit even though someone keeps leaking more and more nudes, "The fact that somebody keeps bringing up the past is just selfish. I mean, it sucks. I already released a statement the first time it happened. It's just unfortunate that it keeps reminding people about the past and not the present."
Vanessa Hudgens has the acting skills of one of Zac Efron's used makeup wedges, so 99% of her fame was built by her relationship (which was mostly documented on THE INTERNET) and those nekkid ass nekkid pictures (which were only seen on THE INTERNET). So if it wasn't for the Internet, most of our brains would burp out a question mark at the sound of her name and the only job she'd have is dancing in the chorus of a production of High School Musical at Disneyland Iran. No Internet = No Vanessa Hudgens. Wait. Maybe the dumbass does have a point after all. SHUT IT DOWN!
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Hudgens is probably the most cynical and calculating of all the former Disney teen hos, but she needs to be more consistent. She puts nineteen thousand naked and/or compromising photos of herself out there on the INTERNET, all of them carefully designed to get her the most notoriety, and then she has the balls to complain about it. Make up your mind, kid.
Not even Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian were stupid enough to "complain" about their sex videos. They did them, they capitalized on the attention and moved on. Take a lesson, Vanessa.
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LOL MK you bitch! pussies are naturally furry.
LOL most guys these days dont know what an unshaven vagina looks like cuz they have watched too much porn and thing all vaginas are naturally hairless.
there are enough pressures daily and the last thing you is to worry about waxing down there....
its easier for gay dudes to trim though :P
'Zac Efron's former lipstick holder'
Well at least she once had a paying job.
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if no sex tape yet....one coming right up....
I cannot stand this untalented twat.
Van Hudgens. 'nough said.
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
You take pix of your vaggy and it's the intarwebz fault?
I can't stand this little cuntress. From that duck-face she's always making, to her "personal" photos always making the rounds...everything about this girl just screams CUNT! I'm not even a fan of Efron and even he's too good for her.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
throw away your cell phone, bitch and take a weedwhacker to your massive bush while at it.
you raped our eyes with your whoriness and now you want to be all dignified and shit, 2-dolla skank beard that you are.
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I think the Media back in the 50s, 60s is on the same level as today's media. Granted they didn't have the internet, but they had other means to get the news out. Bitch, shut the tuck up (error, but still relevant).
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
bitch would be nothing without the internet!
Like MK said it is not her great acting skills that keep her in the news. Bitch should be greatful enough people care to google her hairy beaver.
I thank the gods every day that I lived through my "stupid years" prior to the internet and camera-phones... But you know what, tough shit.
Adapt or fuck off, the choice is yours.
But, but, Vanessa, if it weren't for the internet, who would keep you relevant?
Oh, she is just pissed because we have seen her nekkid...If you let me see your boobs *eyeballs thread*, then I am more apt to like you. Is this not the way of the world?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
Seriously, what exactly is "pretty" about her? Can anyone pinpoint something exactly?
Oh shut the hell up. Go live with my mother who also hates the internet. Trust me, after three days you'd be sucking the mailman off for entertainment.
I cannot remember (and I am 40) what life was like before the internet. The legwork and time required to get the simplest bit of information without it is staggering.
The internet has enhanced my life in so many ways I can't even express my gratitude.
Did this bitch even EXIST before the internet? Oh yes, how I miss those days before Penicillin. Tha fuck?
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Slurpee, Utah seems nice.
All these trick ass bitches: Parasite, Collagassian, and this Lolita ho have been pimping themselves out on the internet, so what is this bullshit about? The internet HATES Vanessa! But the internet MADE you? Strange how that works.
And without Dlisted, how ELSE could I procrastinate writing my papers for school? I <3 Dlisted!!
Wow, the same internet that enabled protesters in Egypt to Facebook and Twitter to instantly bring what their government was trying to do to them in secrecy to not only their loved ones but the world; the internet that has brought the world's library and knowledge to your fingertips; the internet that has blown open the channels of communication for those of different races and beliefs and that may someday help bring world peace . . .
Yeah, it's really bad because a no-talent ingrate (someone get Betty White on this!) likes to flash her epic ex-Disney bush in a sad, weird effort to make her gay Ken doll ex-boyfriend jealous. That's what happens when you date someone who is prettier than you are.
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I bet when they got back to their room he...no forget it. Even my fevered imagination can't go there. -joe schmoe
No selfish is thinking that the internet that brings freedom of information, a tool for bringing down corrupt governments, that brings likeminded people all over the world together, that mean that we can watch movies and listen to music for free and not clutter up our houses with broken CD cases anymore is a bad thing because it devalues a 'craft' that never had any value in the first place, at least the type of shit this bitch churns out.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I was so wrong about her. I always thought she was nothing but useless; I was wrong. Turns out she's good for a laugh, and she's given me one more reason to hate her. Useless? Not today at least.
Does this idiot really think she would have no chance to humiliate herself without modern technology?
Not the guillotine?
I agree with bambam re cell phones, there oughta be a law: TO BE USED IN EMERGENCY ONLY
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Oh PLEASE --- it's skanks like 'Nessa who have taken the "glamoooooooor and mystery" out of the entertainment industry, if there was a shred left.
So let me reiterate: An average-looking teenager lands a role in a Disney movie because she looks ethnic, is sky-rocketed to fame because an evil corporate machine has funded the project and saturated our culture with it, decides to use a piece of modern technology, most likely manufactured in a Chinese sweatshop where they have to put nets around the building to prevent suicides, to take naked pictures of herself which were broadcast over the internet prolonging her attention from the media, and then has the nerve to complain about the very technology which has revolutionized world communication because she doesn't like people seeing the picture she took of her own self. Um, YEAH.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
And on the fifth day, God created the internet and saw that it was good. And God said "Lo, let there be Dlisted." And there was Dlisted, and God was pleased. Then on the sixth day God created Vanessa Hudgens, and God said "Dammit. Oh well, you can't win them all."
I also hate the Internet. When I saw those pictures of Vanessa, I really felt as though a part of me had been lost forever...and I can never get it back.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
I wouldn't say it's "selfish" that people keep bringing up the past. Maybe it's "frustrating" or "unfortunate", even "annoying", but not "selfish".
Um, whoresayswhat? You know Vanessa baby, you talking about it is keeping it from being forgotten. Oh yeah, it's the only thing keeping YOU from being forgotten. :p
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 10:19am.
obviously spoken by someone who never had to go to the library and look things up un the card catalog or the World Book Encyclopedia. I remember before the internets I used to always wish there was a place you could just call and get answers to whatever question might be on your mind....and VOILA!
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THIS!
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Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
She's one of the least attractive, mousy, boring-looking actresses out there right now; why does anyone even talk about her at all?
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I wish I was in NYC. Unfortunately I'm stuck in Utah (gag)!
Slut...whatever. You're the one that sent your personal business out via your phone! Quit doing hoodrat shit and you won't keep getting caught with your chonies down.
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I'm still burping out a Wahhhh?
Retard.
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Ho, please.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
hahahhaha- you guys are cracking me up.
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And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again
I can still hear you saying you would never break the chain
Oh please. The only "mystery" about this dumbass is why she is famous in the first place.
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Honey badger don't give a shit.
Put down your iPhone and stop taking naked pictures of yourself then whore.
They ought to reinforce the front end of cars, install cameras in them for the driver and the road, pass the requisite laws and allow people to plow into other people driving while using the bane of the modern world, CELL PHONES!!!
I'd still hit that from here to midnight!
Lookin' like a caramel-dipped Olsen with that "say 'prune'" lip-purse.
obviously spoken by someone who never had to go to the library and look things up un the card catalog or the World Book Encyclopedia. I remember before the internets I used to always wish there was a place you could just call and get answers to whatever question might be on your mind....and VOILA!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Slurpee, if you're in NYC I will tell you where
Yeah, the Internet is ruining all of us! Run for the hills!
If you hate it so much maybe you shouldn't have been e-mailing nekkid pictures of yourself everywhere. (If you're that desperate to send someone nude pictures of yourself, pop some Polaroids in the mail or something! Heh heh. Dumbass.)