That's One Way To Handle A Parking Ticket
After posing on the red carpet at the London premiere for her movie Red Riding Hoodrat, precious princess Amanda Seyfried returned to her car and found a parking ticket tucked safely under her windshield wiper. The thing, Amanda wasn't even driving, but that didn't stop her from throwing a spoiled little girl tantrum by yanking the ticket out of her car and handing it back to the warden before saying: "Thank you, but no thank you." This is funny since I'm sure most people who went to see that awful shit movie said those same words while throwing their movie tickets into the trash after walking out 20 minutes into it.
As much as I'm a fan of diva bitch moves, there was really no need for Amanda to act like an asshole to a traffic warden who could care less that she's mad. It's unnecessary, makes her look like a dick and is a dumb thing to do. Think about it. Amanda should've just smiled her manufactured Disney princess smile, took the ticket and slipped it into her clutch. The next time she needs to illegally park in London, she can pull it out and put it under her windshield wiper so every traffic warden will walk on by.* Sometimes you really need to use your brain instead of your cunt gene.
* WARNING: I've tried this before. It doesn't work. Boo.
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I smell bullshit on this story. Who is recounting what she said? I don't buy one word of this. And, her limo/car would have been parked nearby the theatre and a warden was actually ticketing limos/cars with drivers by a premiere? Highly unlikely. And, the driver would have been in the car or by it, so he would have taken the ticket and been done with it? And, she wasn't picked up at the theater door, but rather walked to her car/limo wherever it was parked? Bullshit of a high odor. And, during a premiere, after issuing the ticket, the warden happened to continue to stand right by her car/limo and they then had an exchange late in the evening, or alternatively ticketed the car exactly as she was getting in to it? And, what celeb gets into the front seat if they're not driving and have a driver -- at a premiere?
Aside from the implausibility of it, by all accounts I've ever heard / read she's not a bitch, very nice to work with and gracious to those at all levels on sets. And, she's not stupid by any means; did very well when she went to Fordham University in NYC.
I like her look and the big eyes - it's different and not Malibu whorey like so many young actresses who've had several nose jobs and permanent spray-on tans. And, for her perfomance in "Mean Girls" alone, I just can't hate.
Oh, poor liddle widdle Amanda panda.....mad at London because they haven't received the international memo that she's a sttttaaaaarrrr. Don't you know who I am, parking ticket person. What a twat. (But I already heavily suspected as much....Ryan Phillippe is just her type.)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
She has juicy puffy nipples and big luscious tits....
I think that says it all
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She has large bug eyes. She should feel extremely fortunate that she has gotten this far with limited acting talent and mediocre looks. She is nothing more than a B-list actress. It's just that someone in Hollyweird deemed her the "It" girl of the minute and, unfortunately for her, it looks like her 15 minutes on the semi-A list is coming to an end. Most of her movies are bombs at the box office. Mean Girls, Big Love, and Letters to Juliet are her biggest hits to date. Everything else she's been in will go directly to the discount bin at your local video store.
This also reminds me of Kate Middleton and how she sent one of her minions to argue with a warden recently. More here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1367788/Kate-Middleton-doesnt-...
When she was just Will's on-off girlfriend, she argued the warden herself: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-426234/Warden-gives-Kate-royal-t...
Aren't the tax payers paying for her lavish lifestyle for the rest of her life? The least she can do is shut her mouth and pay the £100. These snobs are really something.
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She has this Lollipop Guild head going on!!
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I think she has beautiful Locks. Beautiful eyes although they are too damn big. Yet I find her UGLY. There is something ugly about her face, I can't put my finger on it!
This chick will not age well..
Wow, that's annoying. I may now have to hate Amanda Seyfried. That + the fact that she's doing it with that pathetic worm Ryan Phillippe.
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I don't think she was really that upset by the parking ticket - I think she just smelled an underpaid member of the working class with no prospects of promotion, who struggles to pay their bills every month and will never afford to put their kids through college, and couldn't resist putting the boot in.
Nothing makes one feel even more entitled and superior than kicking down everyone else.
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Submitted by glitteris on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 5:06pm.
I think it is especially confusing when people who have the money to put in the meter or pay the ticket flip out over having to do so. What the eff is that about?
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True. Me, I be po' as dirt, so I look at it this way: I can't afford tickets so I am super-careful. Having a "fuck it" attitude = pissing your money away and then having no one to blame but your damn fool self.
*cherishes right to opinion re: Amanda Seyfried's looks, especially on a celebrity-bashing gossip blog, while admiring svelte figure and decidedly non-troll-like appearance*
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She could have just signed it like an autograph and handed it back, like the clueless twat she is.
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Submitted by phillyphillie on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 5:55pm.
She looks like she has Down's Syndrome in the face. Those eyes and that 10-head of hers...
Geez.
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This kind of comment shows your high grade of social, cultural and moral developement. We are glad you came to visit us.
You are certainly aware that people with Down's Syndrome are among the kindest and well-mannered humans.
That ticket trick works like a charm!
She looks like she has Down's Syndrome in the face. Those eyes and that 10-head of hers...
Geez.
I hate her just for being able to make out with Channing Tatum. I really liked Dear John a lot, but not so much for her, but because I love Lasse Hallstrom's films. Also, I'd watch Channing Tatum change the oil in his car or do anything else for that matter. Did I mention I'd hit Channing Tatum hard?
Don't you see that this is a made up story?
She didn't park there, she's of course not driving herself. Big disclosure: we are in the UK, the steering wheel is on the other side.
It seems kind of a a joke: she is escorted to the car and just when they are living a guy puts a ticket on the windshield, another guy is laughing.
Strange that any stupid picture is enough to bash an actress, call her cunty, ugly, question her whole professional career….
Clingy bitch needs to make a real movie so she doesn't have to drive herself to a premiere lmfao...gheeeetto
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 4:37pm
That is exactly the way to do it, johnnygirl - while it is so fucking true that some cities (I think intentionally) put a myriad of signs on the street giving conflicting info about when/where it is okay to park (Philly? DC, anybody?), most are pretty straight forward. Park where you can, pay the troll toll, and get back to your car before the meter dies. If you have to stay any longer, put another quarter or franc or ruble in the thing. Not a big deal, it should be drama-free.
I think it is especially confusing when people who have the money to put in the meter or pay the ticket flip out over having to do so. What the eff is that about?
The ugliest thing about this girl is her attitude. Eventually it will stick to her face permanently.
"Rabbit away, frog bitch" ahahaha! I know someone ho has froggish features too, so may I plagiarize your insult, please??.
Now back to Kermit here, she's just not famous enough to afford such attitude.. and even more famous people than her end up looking like douches. She just missed rolling on the floor screaming for the tantrum to be complete.
-"Amanda Seyfried is fucking drop dead beautiful. You on the other hand are probably fat trolls."
-"This girl is not ugly (at least not on the outside) step away from the keyboard bitter people, just take your Valium...all will be fiiiine..."
Wow! how dare we consider even having a different opinion than these two internet trolls?.
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Submitted by Cake666 on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 4:40pm.
So wait...this girl is ugly but Maniston is pretty? W T F happened to the world?!
This girl is not ugly (at least not on the outside) step away from the keyboard bitter people, just take your Valium...all will be fiiiine...
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Who the fuck said anything about Aniston? Jesus! And yes, to many, this girl is fug. That is why it is an opinion.
Maybe you are the bitter one, whining about Aniston in a thread about Amanda Siegfried and Roy. Pop some Valium yourself.
She's pretty, but in that slutty/fuck me way (think of Rose McGowan in her early days).
So wait...this girl is ugly but Maniston is pretty? W T F happened to the world?!
This girl is not ugly (at least not on the outside) step away from the keyboard bitter people, just take your Valium...all will be fiiiine...
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For your health.
Submitted by glitteris on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 2:49pm.
Seeing this shit reminds me: why do people not just fucking deal with consequences when they do something stupid (like part in the wrong spot at the wrong time or whatever)?
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Hee hee - ITA.
I don't know why I have such good parking luck (i swearz I have never taken a handicapped space either). But my super-special secret to never getting tickets is not slaughtered offerings to Asphalta, but that I observe parking signs and never park more than 2 hrs in a 2-hr zone. EASY!
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
Yeah? Well you try going out there to promote a movie you know is a piece of shit and is already a bomb. You keep that smile on your face and answer the same question for the millioneth time about the piece of crap movie you hope people will forget but that shit has to come out in one form or another after being bottled up.
Again, let me take the time to laugh at, and insult the female posters here trashing her looks: Amanda Seyfried is fucking drop dead beautiful. You on the other hand are probably fat trolls.
I love her, she's gorgeous. But come on. I personally would relish the opportunity to at the ice queen with a parking attendant, but then I'm broke as hell. Homegirl can afford to pay.
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I got like two or three parking tickets in England. Those flippin' flippers!!@!!! (And not for parking in disabled bays, I promise.)
You know what DOES work..grabbing the ticket off of someone else's vehicle that just got a ticket and putting on yours LOL. Works almost everytime. Kept me from getting tickets while parking on campus at college
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Ribbit away, frog bitch. Nobody cares. FYI, Amanda Siedfrog, you look like your waving a maxi pad around, announcing you're on your period. Dumb ass.
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Pass a memo around you dumb fucks!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 1:45pm.
What do you expect from someone whose eyes are that far apart?
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this made me lol for some reason
It's not like this brat can't afford to pay. Idiot.
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that is just sad
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I wish my hair looked like that.
She and Dominic Cooper made a good couple. They both have the frog face (I recall she said that's what originally got them together, they both agreed they looked like frogs).
What was she doing driving around London? Very rarely do celebs drive. It's easier to take a cab. I wouldn't pay either. She doesn't live there. what does she care
Seeing this shit reminds me: why do people not just fucking deal with consequences when they do something stupid (like part in the wrong spot at the wrong time or whatever)? If you do something that will get you a ticket, how fucking hard is it to say, "Yup - I earned that shit" and just deal with it?
There is nothing more HIGHlarious to me than grown-ups turning into wah-wah babies over shit that they brought on themselves. Take a day off from eating a bowl of dick and just deal with the stupid shit you earned - I get it, you would like to park in the handicapped spot because it's more convenient. Yes, that spot right in front of the Wa-wa with the fire hydrant right there is nice & shady, and I am sure you will only be there a second. The parking person could not give less than a fuck, and probably gets paid less per hour than a bottle of this hosebeast's nail polish.
Sorry - rant over. My mom is handicapped (full-on handicapped, van-access, the whole business), and my ass gets very chapped with all the bullshit I see when I take her out, and 75% of the irritation has to do with parking.
Since she has ESPN she should have seen this coming. She should be thankful, though. At least he didn't give her a cite for the blowjob....
"Why are we supposed to care about this bitch"
BECAUSE SHE IS KAREN FUCKING SMITH AND HER BOOBS CAN TELL WHEN IT IS RAINING
She should have been gracious and perhaps one of the paps would have paid it.
I think I saw where someone did that for Seinfeld.
Now he's a paps for life.
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She's ugly.
I live in SF, which is supposed to be the worst city for parking - and yet I always find rockstar parking and I never get tickets.
Then again, I offer a helluva lot of slaughtered chickens and goats to Asphalta.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
Fugly stuck-up bitch. Just look at her bitch look...she's got it down.
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Throw this entitled no-talent (ETA: bug-eyed) slore in the slammer for obstruction of justice. Imagine what would happen if you or I did this.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 1:53pm.
seems like a low-budget premiere that they couldn't even afford a limo waiting for her at the end of the red carpet.
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I thought limos were passe. I LOATHE stretch limos, they scream "High School Prom".
I loved her on "Big Love".....she was also cute in "Traveling Pants".
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I'm sorry, but she's not pretty AT ALL. Her features are very lizard/alien-esque, but not in an exotic way.
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Douchechill!
I think she's ugly too. Why are we supposed to care about her? Is she one like February Jones from yesterday - the it's oh so hard to be me type?
I find her repulsive looking, she just gives me the creeps.
Traffic Wardens are all jobsworth cunts with an inflated sense of power to compensate for their otherwise pathetic lives, so fuck them.
I can't with this wall-eyed bitch.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 1:54pm.
Why is it that these celebrities, who aren't afraid to blow money on ridiculous luxury items like Louis Vuitton purses and golden toilets, throw THE biggest shit fit over paying a traffic ticket?
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Don't they get all that stuff for free? They think they should get a free pass on EV.RY.THANG.
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Ahhhh good point...I forgot that when they go to premieres, they get goodie bags full of shit that they can easily afford. Self-entitled bastids!
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This is exactly like Parking Wars.
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