Presenting The Gorgeous Ladies Of Denny's (G.L.O.D.)
Denny's should really hand out helmets at the door and charge a cover, because not only do you get a stack of pancakes and rubbery eggs, but you also get a glamorous brawl show featuring the country's finest ladies of sophistication. Just like the tranny taco fight, the McDonald's throwdown, the Great Syrup Tussle of '11, the Brooklyn Style Bitch Battle Royale, and the epic Halloween whore war before them, this clip shows three messes partaking in America's favorite pastime: brawling at a fine dining establishment!
The narrator fails to provide us with the reason for why these three gutter glitter goddesses are making humanity proud by acting the fool while in the presence of delicious pancakes. Maybe it was because they all showed up wearing outfits that have seen better days on the bodies of early 90s Fly Girls?
And you always know a chair is about to get murdered when a ho gets fightin' ready by hiking up her skirt and freeing up her thighs.
via Buzzfeed
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OH KAY! I watched again, the white ho's got on a supah short skirt on that the minute she starts throwing shit shimmies up to her waist, exposing her black ho panties.
Got it.
*never knew wearing black undies under a white skirt was acceptable*
@Slurpee
Sometimes I feel like weeping. These pathetic whores couldn't spell Steinam if their worthless lives depended on it.
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People are always trying to eat me on the subway.
Such is the life of a baked good!
-evilcupcake 3/18/11
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 12:07pm.
"DING FRIES ARE DONE"
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Yes!!! WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAAAAAT
Thought it was Bridesmaids Gone Wild - looks like a few of them have on the same outfit.
"DING FRIES ARE DONE"
is all that comes to mind here.
Does anyone even remember the feminist movement? Anyone? SAD!
Hookers and their "handlers" doing what they do. You Tube...glorifying guttersnipes since 2005.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
UVY HAHAHAHAHA
Please tell me that white girl is wearing underwear.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 12:01pm.
and that's NOT a jungle of pubic hairs. BARF!.
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*dies laughing at all y'alls' descriptors*
I can wake up in the foulest/most depressed mood and all I have to do is step into one DL/MK post and you bitches bring me back home.
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"How about never? Is never good for you?"
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 12:01pm.
Please tell me the white (trash) woman has black panties and that's NOT a jungle of pubic hairs. BARF!.
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She has ho panties on.
Submitted by im_not_creative on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:56am.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:54am.
These pimps oughta know you can't just take a ho off the corner to Denny's act expect to get any act right outta her. You have to ease a ho back into civilized society. Start with a Sonic drive-in. Not winning, duh!
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*hugs you*
I don't know you, but your posts fucking kill me. Keep em coming!
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Why thank you, honey badger!! :)
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by im_not_creative on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:54am.
Um... does anyone have any fucking dignity anymore?
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*rearranges whale tail sticking out of my XXXXL velour pants and sticks booger under my chair*
Oh, HAI.
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
White chick had good chair control...She's a seasoned vet...
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:58am.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:54am.
You have to ease a ho back into civilized society. Start with a Sonic drive-in.
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha! Then the drive-in window and speaker would be the innocent victim.
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True, but at least when the ho acts up, the pimp can apply his foot to her ass and kick her outta the car. Pimpin' 101.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
*sigh*
Who would actually PAY one of those broke down ho's for blow job? I mean really.
Please tell me the white (trash) woman has black panties and that's NOT a jungle of pubic hairs. BARF!.
I always expect a good fight whenever MK posts these videos, but it's mostly just people wind-milling their arms, chicks pulling at each other's hair and 80% yelling. They always remind me of a National Geographic documentary about chimps and their territorial brawls.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I mean, I am somewhat of a newcomer to dignity, but damn. Even in my crazy days, I never did shit like this.
@MK, loving the new GLOD acronym lol. We'll know exactly what you mean when you issue new GLOD alerts.
Jesus, these trash bitches. *shakes head*
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"How about never? Is never good for you?"
Why are there floodlights in the windows? This looks like some kind of community theater production of a modern day Uncle Vanya.
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People are always trying to eat me on the subway.
Such is the life of a baked good!
-evilcupcake 3/18/11
The chair ping-pong and the stylish woman with no pants on (black thong) are the highlights of this.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Christ on a unicycle with that bitch whose dress was so short it hiked up over her fat ass the minute she started hucking chairs across the damn room.
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
Please, let's not drag Sonic into this!
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Honey badger don't give a shit.
The only thing missing from this mess was Snooki flipping across the room and wrestling ring ropes.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
This is a bs girl fight. I want to see the damn video of the real girl bitch fight when Tommy Hillfiger and Axl Rose went toe box to toe box!
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:54am.
You have to ease a ho back into civilized society. Start with a Sonic drive-in.
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha! Then the drive-in window and speaker would be the innocent victim.
Denny's is the new cellblock 9.
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"How about never? Is never good for you?"
Submitted by im_not_creative on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:54am.
Um... does anyone have any fucking dignity anymore?
*crickets*
No kidding.
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Honey badger don't give a shit.
well damn! Looks like another family gathering at gemini's aunties house! lol.
Is one of these females naked from the waist down? O_O
Was that blonde chick Tonya Harding?
It must have been Strippers Eat for Free night.
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twerk those stumps!
That said, I wish I was as glamourous as these beauties when I have a spac attack in public.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:54am.
These pimps oughta know you can't just take a ho off the corner to Denny's act expect to get any act right outta her. You have to ease a ho back into civilized society. Start with a Sonic drive-in. Not winning, duh!
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*hugs you*
I don't know you, but your posts fucking kill me. Keep em coming!
I'm happy to see that no pancakes were injured in the making of this.
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"I stumble,then fall into a coma." -- Oscar Levant, when asked what he did for exercise.
Food Fights seem to be the new black lately. Wouldn't John Belushi be proud!
The world deserves to go to hell when there are people like this living in it.
They must be arguing about which of them took the longest time to squeeze her fat butt into pants/shorts 3 sizes too small.
Love the way the guys all just hang back.
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"I stumble,then fall into a coma." -- Oscar Levant, when asked what he did for exercise.
WTF are those bitches wearing? Especially the white ho in all white.
WTF happened to her pants/skirt/shorts, whateverthefuck she had on?
This is 100% KLASS!
*rolls eyes*
These pimps oughta know you can't just take a ho off the corner to Denny's act expect to get any act right outta her. You have to ease a ho back into civilized society. Start with a Sonic drive-in. Not winning, duh!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Um... does anyone have any fucking dignity anymore?
*crickets*
I MISS NANNER-PUSS!
All I can say is it's a damned good thing most of my co-workers have left for the day for some schmuck's retirement party, 'cuz I can't contain my laughter @ this...
GOLDEN MOMENTS.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
#1: You NEVAH *throw* the chair! You're basically handing it over to them.
#2: Girl did alright against 2 hos and their pimp
#3: Big-Boy Bubba had the right idea "where's my motherf*ckin' FOOD!!"
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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
-Tourette's Guy
"ORDER UP!"
Ho down..
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
I must have that 2 piece matching outfit.