Friday, April 8th 2011
A Feed Bag Full Of Awwwwwwws
No, this isn't a recently surfaced picture of Sarah Jessica Parker bonding with the unborn twins in her surrogate's belly, this is Selma Blair having a special My Friend Flicka moment with her horse friend Taffy in Burbank, CA yesterday. Yes, this possibly staged shoot is cheesier than the crotch side of Colin Farrell's panties, but it's still making the freezer-burned package of ground heart meat in my chest feel something. That's if I block out the gutter devil voices in my head screaming: "THAT HORSE IS GONNA EAT DA BABY!!!" and "A pony is totally going to fall out of Selma in a few months." Yes, leave it to my faulty trash compactor of a brain to turn an "awwww" into an "ewwww."
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Staged? With Selma? I don't know if we should jump to that. She's pretty real. With some of her movie choices, does she even have a publicist? I mean that in a nice way. I think she's a great actress, she's just also, really real.
Either way, cute pics.
Maybe the horse is a 'baby whisperer'.
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I usually hate all the mommy to be I'm a special princess routine but the pictures are nice/cute.
Much better then doing the Demi/Mimi thing.
I have loved Selma ever since A Dirty Shame. She seems hilarious and retarded (in the good way).
Horses are awesome - you can even pick up their poop.
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I lived in the countryside for 10 years and the first day we moved in, next door, a beautiful brown horse and black horse would come up to the fence so my mom and I would pet them and feed them carrots and grass. The owner came out, introduced herself and told us these horses were abused and she was now taking care of them and was also impressed that the horses responded to us so well.
After dinner in summer, she would let me go to the stables, clean them, groom the horsies, and ride them. Good memories!
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The horse is pretty but Selma...who cares?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 1:03pm.
fishsticksfan :
How?
It is easy to differentiate between the two.
ONE has a career, the other one doesn't aside from "Scream" movies.
That is all.
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And which is which? Got me! *shrug*
fishsticksfan :
How?
It is easy to differentiate between the two.
ONE has a career, the other one doesn't aside from "Scream" movies.
That is all.
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I always get Neve Campbell and Selma Blair mixed up.
I grew up with horses, so I'm torn... Love horses, but kids leave a bad taste in my mouth. Thankfully found a woman who doesn't have a mothering-bone in her body. 12 years of childless bliss together and counting.
Selma was a 3 pack of Reds a day girl, so I wonder how she's doing with out the cigs. Always dug her, but couldn't help but imagine what her breff smelled like after smoking all those butts...
@ben_dover
Thanks :) *hugs* I actually feel way better! I've got a pretty thick skin, and it would be silly to lose it this far in when I can see that light at the end of the tunnel just shinin!! and all you whores are at the end cheerin me on!
btw i thought selma had already had a kid like a few months ago??
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
@Submitted by nclgemini
k but just this time ....and this time only lol
and I think you need a hug
come here its ok ...cry its ok ...let it all out
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Now there's a good definition of rich: Stabling horses in Burbank.
Gotta love a girl in Bean boots.
Some of these celeb moms just spit their kids out quick in a hurry, but Selma seems like she's been pregnant for a couple of years now....so maybe it really is a pony and she was letting "daddy" say "Hi!"
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I can't wait to see the look on his face when we tell him we are moving into the other house! I'm sure you all would have loved to see my face wincing and contorting with the rigorous calisthenics I've put it through by forcing myself to keep my mouth shut. I swear I've had a permanent side eye since last year :D
Submitted by ben_dover
"so kick him out 1 less friend means nothing..."
*nods head* your right! I feel exactly the same way. he hasn't suffered. we are the ones who have to pay rent for two houses while he goes and drinks his money away. the ride stops now. and sorry for pouring my heart out! It's not something I ever do. believe me guys this will be the first and last time I do it :) promise! only snarky witty comments from here on out!
TEAM NO KIDS! (for me)
Submitted by ben_dover on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:37am.
Is this place about pouring our hearts out about stuff now? lol
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Uh, yes. Do you have a problem with that?
These pictures are really sweet.
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Is this place about pouring our hearts out about stuff now? lol
@Submitted by nclgemini
$500? honey after 100 bucks you should kick him out who does that sh!t see me its about surviving either u do it or he does and it seems ur not cus u only have a can of tuna and a piece of bread *I PERSONALLY USE A FORK BUT LOL MY PANTRY IS FULL* so kick him out 1 less friend means nothing...
UNLESS ur like *not saying u are* but unless ur like some fags who need a bunch of friends and they only know 2 of them .Its not about quantity but quality.
there goes my 2cents on that SH!t
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Submitted by nclgemini on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:15am.
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At least you won't have to put up with his ass for much longer! Cheers to you, you have more patience than I would.
Meanwhile, Selma Blair is preggers. :))
Yeah, pregnancy is beautiful, whatever. The guy taking these pictures is the same guy who will be criticizing her in a few years for not looking as "hot" as before.
(BTW, I missed out on the kid-having; I'm just preaching secondhand bitterness from shit I overhear some men saying to/about their exhausted wives, who barely have time to take a sponge bath with all the mommying they do, much less join a fucking gym and get all "perfect" for their invariably beergutted, balding husbands.)
I always liked Selma with Ahmet Zappa and was sads-y when they split.
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Submitted by Jana on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:15am.
No, no plans for kids. I have two dogs I raised from puppies, and that was enough baby time for me.
It is usually the deal breaker in my relationships with men. They talk kids, I say "adios".
TEAM NO-KIDS!
damn that horse (first pic) is giving really good
where the Boobies @ Side Eye
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
they managed to capture a beautiful picture i am really impressed staged or not.
I forgot Selma was even pregnant. This is how you do it!
Team Selma!
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Submitted by islandgirl
nclgemini, that is so disrespectful! If you don't mind me asking--- why don't you kick his ass out? If he's a good friend, he wouldn't be putting you through that. Just my two cents, I'll butt out now.
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No need to but out, I'm the one airing out the dirty laundry. Yeah hes mega disrespectful, and I'm just holding out in a sense. My boyfriend tries to stick up for his dumbass saying it would be more expensive and harder, b/c he does get us the rent (@ the end of, or mid month I retort. and late fees?duh?) we did him a huge favor when his girlfriend left him (gee i wonder why!) we let him move in and he just took total advantage. I'm holding out b/c boyfriend and I are moving into our other house that we pay for but dont live at next month (work house)and then I wont have to deal w/ his ass. I'm holding out b/c I always wind up looking bad b/c I'm the only one with enough balls around here to say anything. so i just wait, and wait...and wait!
I just welled up with anger and had to come tattle to you guys b/c FUCK I never say anything about the stuff that pisses me off! I'm tired of taking stupid mothefuckers shit!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:03am.
Guess I am missing that "Pregnancy is beautiful" chip.
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yeah, I'm sorry, whenever I see a pregnant woman it almost makes me cringe. And ESPECIALLY, there's no need for naked pregnant ones.
I guess, we'll never be having kids. I don't know for you, but it's definitely not in my priorities or plans. Not now, not ever.
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nclgemini, that is so disrespectful! If you don't mind me asking--- why don't you kick his ass out? If he's a good friend, he wouldn't be putting you through that. Just my two cents, I'll butt out now.
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Guess I am missing that "Pregnancy is beautiful" chip.
and selma looks gorgeous! no over the top bullshit like mariah (i refuse to call her mimi) Pregnancy is beautiful and perfect in its natural state.
Can't hate on this one little bit. I think they're lovely photos. I also think she is beautiful, and she's one of those actresses I love to look at.
Hopefully the horse senses she's pregnant and is extra gentle near her.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango
That sucks. I had a roommate like that. Put some ground-up laxatives in there and call that mothertrucker OUT on his stealing ways.
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While I'm at it I should call him out on drinking his money away when hes paid rent on time only 4 times in the past 16 months. and cost me and my boyfriend about 500 dollars this last year in late fees for said rent (at 50 dollars per late fee) fucking asshole.
Submitted by nclgemini on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 10:44am.
That sucks. I had a roommate like that. Put some ground-up laxatives in there and call that mothertrucker OUT on his stealing ways.
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and when he does dishes he will do half, and then TRY to leave the other half in a sink full of dirty water OVERNIGHT! well not with me around! i had it about three days ago and told him how fucking disgusting it was that he did that, and to drain it and never do it again. lol thatll learn em!
she should not be feeding the horse an apple while it has its bridle rein on. It could risk swallowing its tongue, seriously.
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I'm snatching the mic like kanye to let you all know my roomate is the most disrespectful little chump on the face of the earth. He doesnt pay his rent on time, and just used our last can of tuna and 1 of the two pieces of bread i had left to feed his damn cat b/c he spent all of his poor animals money at the bar. not that I really give a shit about a can of tuna and pice of bread, I love the cat and dont mind the poor little guy eating, BUT THAT WAS ALL I FUCKING HAD LEFT!! and I'm poor to boot! looks like I'll be eating a big fat helping of nothing tonite for dinner! Do you think kitty will share w/ me and my boyfriend?? LOL. ok I feel better now.
Tasteful celebrity pregnancy pictures? color me shocked. I did not know such things existed.
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I don't get this. How come she's not wearing a bikini?
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i hope she is only feeding carrots to that horse and not riding it...pregnant women and horseback riding is not a good combination. I can't see clearly in the angle of the photos but it does look like the horse has a saddle on...hmmm no bueno.
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Selma looks beautiful pregnant.
A couple weekends ago we were @ an equestrian center & there are 2 horses that are always together in the same area. Anyhoo when they led one of them into the barn the other one had the biggest freakin fit! A full on tantrum!! He was racing up & down the fence, pawing the dirt just a mess. LOL. He was not happy until he was back with the other horse which could've cared less btw.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
I thought I read somewhere that preggo women are suppose to stay away from certain animals while they are pregnant, somehting about catching measles or something? Whatever. I can't remember. lol This pic is cute though.
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Submitted by GraveyardCrow on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 10:20am.
I have no idea who this trick is, but the horse is beautiful.
Well, hello there! I don't know either, but at least this bitch isn't showing off that brown split down her stomach like Mariah did.
WHY IS SHE NOT NUDE!? Isn't that the cool thing to do... Nude preggo pics for all to view?
*slaps the shit outta Mariah Carey*
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