QOTD: Why The Bitches In School Hated January Jones
I used to think that January Jones had the personality of a plain yogurt container that melted halfway in the microwave after someone tried to make instant oatmeal in it, but I was wrong! January Jones does have a personality and 95% of it is: stuck-up bitch. And I love it! I love an ice cold cunt queen who only lowers his or her eyes to look you down.
When Marie Claire UK asked January about the rumor that she only became a model to prove to the bitches in high school that she's pretty, January threw a "judging you" gaze and let out this gem:
"Where are you getting this shit? It sounds like something I might have said when I was, like, 15. The bitches in high school were bitches because I was pretty.”
That is such a bitchy girl thing to say! Pretty sure the bitchy girls hated January because she was a bitch. I don't know why January doesn't want to say that. I'd much rather be bitchy than pretty (and I am!). Beauty fades, but bitchiness gets better with age!