Natalie Portman Breaks Her Silence On Twirlgate
Natalie Portman's fiance Benjamin Millepied, Black Swan's director Darren Aronofsky and Mila Kunis all came to her defense after her ballet double Sarah Lane said that she only did 5% of the fully body dance shots in the movie. Benjamin said she did about 85%, Darren said she did 80% and Mila asked if you were going to smoke the rest of that joint. And now Natalie herself has slid down from her golden ivy throne to address the rumors. Although, not really.
While all of us were in the hall whispering about how many j'newhatevers Natalie did in El Cisne Negro, she busted in and let us know that she's not going to dignify such idle gossip with a response! Natalie straight up swept Sarah Lane under the rug and then put her Oscar right on top. While promoting that Your Highness shit, Natalie stuttered this out to E! News (click here for the video):
"You know, I, it's it's....um...I know what went on. We, we had an amazing experience making the movie and I don't want to tarnish it by entering into nastiness, because it's such a positive thing what we get to do. We get to create things. I feel so lucky to be part of that, and um, I'm so proud of everyone's work on that movie and my experience. And I'll have that forever. And and and and and it's important for me to remember that no matter what nastiness is going around."
Bitch is stuttering so hard because ever her tongue is leaping, twirling and pirouetting! Because she's a REAL DANCER! No, but this whole "show me the pirouettes" thing has gotten more annoying than Nicole Kidman breathing out "I love to dahnce!" in those stupid ass Chanel No.5 commercials. So let's just bury it in our dressing room closets once and for all. It's time that we focus on way more important things. Like a sad kitten in a bucket:
How sad is sad kitten in a bucket? Submit your percentages by the end of the day.
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Submitted by Grace Disful on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 8:03pm.
How do you say "NOBODY puts Kitty in a bucket!!!" in japanese? That kitty is 70% sad, 14% tranced out and 16% reluctantly enjoying being cleaner than all other cats in the world.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official
This is a blatent publicity stunt for "your highness" but I will say that "your highness" will be the movie that breaks my Natalie Portman boycott. I am still mad that she helped taint the Star Wars franchise, but that movie seems too funny to miss.
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so now its popular to hate natalie,I might jump on that bandwagon.I wonder if that kitten got herself into the bucket...
oh god, not this shit again
Is that venom or semen on the floor?-the Countess I think
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
that cat isnt depressed, its just using its mastermind thinking of ways to kill its owners and setting up the old lady next door as the murderer.
TWIRLGATE
HAAAHAAAHAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!
Who fucking cares! SO you did not dance in 65% of the movie. As Joy Behar would say:
"WHO CARES"
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 6:31pm.
This is so...stupid. So she had a dancing double ((((((wooooo))))). Anyway Superman really does his own flying...no really!
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I don't care whether she had a dancing double. However, clearly the director, her boyfriend, and she have a vested interest in minimizing what the role of the dancing double. Now why would that be? Because maybe the Oscar she was awarded was largely done so because of that incredible training she talked about and her morphing into this ballerina overnight?
How do you say "NOBODY puts Kitty in a bucket!!!" in japanese? That kitty is 70% sad, 14% tranced out and 16% reluctantly enjoying being cleaner than all other cats in the world.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I'm a statistician (No joke, I really am), and I estimate said kitty to be 98% sad. I then ran a regression on it just to be sure and my estimate is statistically significant.
"Eesh, sure having a degree doesn't make her a genius, but don't take it out on the rest of the Psych graduates just coz you don't like her. I don't know what university is like in the US, but the subject I know is about 70% hardcore statistics."
Clairey Claire, not to take anything away from your degree or your program as I'm sure you studied hard and it was challenging (I'm being completely genuine, so please don't think I'm trying to patronize you in any way), but even statisticians let out an impressed whistle in the presence of economists.
Economics is known for being a tough as balls major. I'd put it right up there with degrees in engineering, mathematics and chemistry. I majored in biology with a minor in chemistry and criminal justice in college and got an advance degree in statistics and public policy research and even I have to slow my roll and tip my hat to economists. More importantly, the senior statistical advisor at my job who has his PhD in statistics and is an expert in demography does the same. Seriously.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
110%
This is so...stupid. So she had a dancing double ((((((wooooo))))). Anyway Superman really does his own flying...no really!
"Who gives a flying fuck! The oscars suck anyways, I don't think a decent movie has won the best picture award for over a decade."
No Country for Old Men. GTFO poseur.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:46pm.
I have a degree in women's studies.
Because of this, I feel qualified to say that Natalie Portman is a hell whore
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ahahahahahaha...as opposed to a heaven whore?
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Submitted by Defined1 on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:49pm.
Why is she pussy footing around? Natalie knows she wants to curse her out. I think Gwyneth Paltrow winning an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love is a bigger travesty than Natalie Portman winning one.
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Considering that she robbed Cate Blanchett, who gave such a fantastic performance, I totally agree with you. I've hated on Fishy ever since.
If Black Swan was judged solely on Natalie's acting and not how much she suffered for her art, she never would have won.
I would just like to kick this sad kitty's owner in the crotch bone.
Eesh, sure having a degree doesn't make her a genius, but don't take it out on the rest of the Psych graduates just coz you don't like her. I don't know what university is like in the US, but the subject I know is about 70% hardcore statistics. Academic psychology is scientific to the point of tunnel vision, which is why my masters is in Psychotherapy, much nicer and way more useful. Plus, you can't do shit with an undergraduate degree.
Contrary to what the media would have you believe, psychology, taught recently and properly, is not an easy subject.
I agree that an education doesn't make you clever mind you.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by Bella on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:33pm.
Who gives a flying fuck! The oscars suck anyways, I don't think a decent movie has won the best picture award for over a decade.
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Oh, I don't know, I think The Hurt Locker was deserving, at least IMO.
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Really? It wasn't bad but it didn't move me in the slightest. There have been so many far superior war movies. Not that there was any other movie more deserving that year (of the ones I've seen), even though they added nominees.
Then again, I love American Beauty, a movie that many people think is way overrated.
Um, and, and, and (HARVARD), it's um ... you know.
What the Black Swan's audiences were watching was just a movie, not a dancing contest: Natalie Portman didn't take away any award from anybody.
The Oscar was given to Natalie by the Academy Of Motion Picture's members. And not everyone working in the "industry" can be an Academy member. No outsiders will ever get to vote for the Oscars. Common people can free their emotional vibes voting for Dancing with the Stars or something of the sort.
In the last years the Oscar's acceptance speeches have evolved in a litany of thanks, with thanks to mommy, daddy, children ….
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 2:56pm.
I care! ; )
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:* thanks.
@Jack we'll see you soon! The next gangbang fundraiser will be in the Church basement on May 8th. I'll bring the weed if you can bring the creamed corn and the lube. Please bring a lot of the creamed corn, as you know, we nearly ran out last time. If you can get to Costco and get the prison-size cans that'd be great.
We are hoping for a good turnout for the next one, so be sure to tell everyone on Facebook and Twitter, etc. We're gonna make some mon-AY!
Love you longtime, etc.
What sort of animal cruelty is this! Leaving a poor little kitty in a bucket of water just so you can take a video. Some people just don't deserve animals.
poor kitty!!...my cats would have scratched my eyes out!!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:31pm.
Her constant need to drop that she went to Harvard and how the media lauds her for it is beyond annoying. Uh, congratulations for being rich and famous enough to be able to study there... here's your medal! The fuck? Plus she majored in PSYCHOLOGY, for the fuck of shit. No offense to psychologists, the job may not be easy, but the major sure fucking is!
As someone who majored in economics, I find it infuriating that people try to turn her into some kind of genius for going to college. BIG FUCKING DEAL. Getting a degree might make you get a better understanding of a specific subject, but it does NOT turn you into an intelligent person. Some of the biggest imbeciles I've ever met went to college with me!
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I whole-heartedly agree with this sentiment! And I must add, last time I checked, one needs more than an undergraduate degree to be a psychologist.
Oh, and co-sign to KidL's post too. We already hashed this out on another post. *waves to fellow ivy-leaguer*
Submitted by tomahawk on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 2:53pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:51pm.
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I second that and like to add, that Ms. Portman lost some of my sympathy points. it would be all so easy if people were just honest. But on the other hand; who cares about my opinion?!
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I care! ; )
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:51pm.
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I second that and like to add, that Ms. Portman lost some of my sympathy points. it would be all so easy if people were just honest. But on the other hand; who cares about my opinion?!
Kitty is being audited by Scientolohos. They made her drink barley water and now she's stoned in the bucket while being "cleansed."
Kitteh is 87.4% sad mixed with ticked off.
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7.4% happier than Kitten in a Tsunami.
(too soon?)
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lajuice.com - Sure people might hate me less, but where's the fun in that?
I all i read was "Um, yea, it wasn't me. I fooled all ya'll bitches with my dance moves AND won an Oscar. You mad?!" *cue creepy laugh*
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How I hate the word "pussy".
Natalie is sooo awesome.. not sure if I was being sarcastic there or not lol
http://youtu.be/MMmDI6RFlyE
Maybe this dance controversy will knock this stuck-up bitch down a few pegs. The poor kitten is a good sport to stay in the bucket.
85% sad is sad kitten in a bucket BUT
He perks up toward the end (maybe it's his pussy double)
So I submit 80% sad.
I wove woo wittlwe kitteh!
You complete me more than Renee's shoulder blades.
as soon as somebody starts says you "you know" or "you know what" or "you know what i mean" i discount them. it is like, you pretty much have a short time to redeem yourself or else i'm chucking this conversation to the weeds because your "you knows" are entirely too annoying.
as soon as somebody starts says you "you know" or "you know what" or "you know what i mean" i discount them. it is like, you pretty much have a short time to redeem yourself or else i'm chucking this conversation to the weeds because your "you knows" are entirely too annoying.
agirl - I still have the panties she gave me. I miss you both so.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:48pm.
When my pussy gets wet it is usually happy.
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yes, yes, GO ON
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Well Jack the last time it happened you were there! Don't you remember? The gangbang fundraiser? My Mom was there too, you met her for the first time? We were playing Simon & Garfunkel songs?
BTW, Mom said to tell you "Hey" and she really enjoyed uh, meeting you.
Also, someone here mentioned a fat doobie? - please pass it in my direction. KTHXBYE.
Fucking_Classy on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:31pm.
ITA with every word. Having a degree from an Ivy League schools says squat about a person's character or whether or not they have any common sense. As a graduate of two "elite" schools, I know better than anyone when I say you can have all the letters in the world after your name and still be as dumb as a box of hair on other matters.
The fact she got knocked up by this douchebag says it all.
Submitted by Bella on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:33pm.
Who gives a flying fuck! The oscars suck anyways, I don't think a decent movie has won the best picture award for over a decade.
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Oh, I don't know, I think The Hurt Locker was deserving, at least IMO.
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:48pm.
When my pussy gets wet it is usually happy.
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yes, yes, GO ON
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Why is she pussy footing around? Natalie knows she wants to curse her out. I think Gwyneth Paltrow winning an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love is a bigger travesty than Natalie Portman winning one.
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It's not that serious.
When my pussy gets wet it is usually happy.
I have a degree in women's studies.
Because of this, I feel qualified to say that Natalie Portman is a hell whore.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Well I know my day would not be complete without a celebrity making a statement that he/she is not going to be making a statement.
I need it like I need air, water, food, sleep, and anonymous backalley sex.
ps that Kity is not sad at all he is planning the humans murder
"Fucking_Classy on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:31pm.
Her constant need to drop that she went to Harvard and how the media lauds her for it is beyond annoying. Uh, congratulations for being rich and famous enough to be able to study there... here's your medal! The fuck? Plus she majored in PSYCHOLOGY, for the fuck of shit. No offense to psychologists, the job may not be easy, but the major sure fucking is!
As someone who majored in economics, I find it infuriating that people try to turn her into some kind of genius for going to college. BIG FUCKING DEAL. Getting a degree might make you get a better understanding of a specific subject, but it does NOT turn you into an intelligent person. Some of the biggest imbeciles I've ever met went to college with me!
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*bows down to you*
I know a few people that wont ever shut up about their grad degree, and meanwhile are so dumb it makes you wonder
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:37pm.
Other than Halle Berry, who won a Best Actress Oscar for being nude?
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Holly Hunter won a Best Actress Oscar for "The piano" and she was completely nude in it. Harvey Keitel had full frontal and back nudity also. But Holly deserved her Oscar.
Considering that I really don't like movies, the fact that I saw this movie a billion years ago and I STILL remember it was great, particularly Holly Hunter.
As opposed to seeing Monster's Ball a billion years ago and I STILL remember it...as a slightly offensive stinking piece of horseshit.
So I'm with you on Holly Hunter deserving her Oscar. She won because of her great performance in which she happened to be nude.
Halle Berry won because she was nude.