Tina Fey's Having A BABY!!!!

Screw, Year of the Rabbit! 2011 is turning out to be the Year of the Fetus (although, Year of the Rabbit works too). Wombs all around Hollywood and beyond are currently at capacity and you can add Tina Fey to the NO VACANCY list! Tina Fey was on Oprah today and dropped the news that she's 5 months pregnant. Yeah, so you know that sonic boom that whistled the wax off of your ear hairs this afternoon? It was Oprah screaming from Chicago: TEEEEEEEEEEN-AAAAAAAH FAAAAAY-YAAAAAAY IS HAVING A BAAAAAAAAAY-BEEEEEEEE! If you stand outside really still, the echo will come back and hit you.

Tina's rep confirms to People that she gave Oprah the news (in an episode airing on April 12th) that that she's expecting a second kid with her husband Jeff Richmond. Tina was on the show to promote her new book Bossypants and her return to SNL in a few weeks. It not yet known if an "Over the Moon" violation was made. Developing...

Congrats to Tina, Jeff and Alice! And congrats to all the writers at 30 Rock since I'm sure Tina's baby will deliver the second coming of "I want to go to there." The doctor is going to slap her baby and then hand him/her a membership card for the Writers Guild.

And I didn't mean that "screw, the Year of the Rabbit" shit. Because I"m pretty sure that gay hairdresser rabbit with Tina is "the rabbit" in Year of the Rabbit.

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Submitted by nebajnim on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 2:59pm.

A few more comments:

Do that many people really hate her? (I notice very few of them are even putting any attempt at humor in their posts)

Someone says she represents 4 eyed girls? WTHeck? She is cute. So if you are ugly, don't compare yourself. K?

Submitted by nebajnim on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 2:59pm.

A few more comments:

Do that many people really hate her? (I notice very few of them are even putting any attempt at humor in their posts)

Someone says she represents 4 eyed girls? WTHeck? She is cute. So if you are ugly, don't compare yourself. K?

Submitted by nebajnim on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 2:53pm.

No disrespect to TF, but I think it is hillarious that the Easter Bunny is labeling her as a "ho" right in the picture for her becoming a single mom. (no disrespect to single moms either, but the sign says "HO")

Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 11:33pm.

She and Tracy Morgan and What's his face that called his daughter a pig can all fuck right off. She seems nice and she's funny but these people are treated like they're doing something great and I don't see it.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 2:21pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 3:44pm.
LOL at "you fuckwad piece of SHIT"
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Thanks jack!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 2:14pm.

LOL at "you fuckwad piece of SHIT"
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 2:17pm.

Submitted by WildBee on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 6:30am.
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:56pm.
Ok, haha. Tina, is that you? So self-effacing!
Back on topic: love the baby news.
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Ever learn about SARCASM much in retard school, you fuckwad piece of SHIT?

Your juvenile comment hating on Fey only merited a quick shot over your empty head. Obviously, I hit the mark P)
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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:02pm.

YAWN!

Submitted by mikidais on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:11pm.

Yay! Love Tina! Congrats!

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 11:25am.

Congratulations Tina! I was born under the year of the rabbit. It's a good sign!

Submitted by Caramel on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 9:55am.

LOVE HER.
30 Rock is hilarious and she is always funny in interviews as well.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 8:58am.

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 8:58am.
After watching "Pregnant in Heels," Andy Cohen's latest dingle, I have to say that I'm even more delighted to hear that sane people are procreating. I love Tina--she is humble, witty, down-to-earth and probably a wonderful mother. Compared to the status-hungry, selfish, entitled douche bag "parents" out there, she's deserving of every happiness. Congrats!

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I am shocked you admitted to watching Pregnant in Heels. I watch some shit shows, but even I couldn't put myself through that!

Submitted by DDT on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 8:56am.

Good for her. Congrats, Mazel Tov, Salud. She's worked hard, paid her dues, accomplished a lot... she deserves a great family too. I hope all goes well.

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 7:28am.

After watching "Pregnant in Heels," Andy Cohen's latest dingle, I have to say that I'm even more delighted to hear that sane people are procreating. I love Tina--she is humble, witty, down-to-earth and probably a wonderful mother. Compared to the status-hungry, selfish, entitled douche bag "parents" out there, she's deserving of every happiness. Congrats!

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 7:23am.

**STILL can't see the wonk, though!**

So many reasons to have a girl crush on this lovely!

Submitted by Vanilla cupcake on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 6:39am.

LOVE Tina! Congrats!! :)

Submitted by fuckingclassy on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 6:34am.

I don't like her. At all.

*** what goes down, must come up ***

Submitted by K2 on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 6:15am.

Yes, it's refreshing when a person starts a career without a sex tape ! (lookin' at you KIM & PARIS).

Kudos to Tina with the talent.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 6:14am.

I like Tina... she seems like a genuine person...
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 6:07am.

When she just 5 years old, a complete stranger walked up on her and sliced her face as she played in the front yard...

And she STILL managed to keep her head together and steadily build a respectable (enviable) career WITHOUT a famous last name, flashing her boobs/ass, blatantly famewhorzing, or slutting around. No rumors of diva/druggie behavior, no pending criminal court cases, no blind items obviously leading back to her...none of that.

I have no hate for this wonk-eyed bish, at all.
So Mazel Tov and good luck with that baby thing you got brewing!

Submitted by K2 on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 5:50am.

I like her ... she's down to earth . How can you hate on that?

Congrats to her on the baby news! Wish her well ... you nasty hateful bitches.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 5:46am.

Mazel Tov! I love Tina and 30 Rock, but the show has begun to jump the shark a wee bit. I hate to say it. I can't put my finger on it, but maybe Baby Jane Hudson was right. Maybe too many guest stars.

I saw her at our playground a while back and our daughters shared the tire swing while we pushed it and I was utterly dying to say something to her but I couldn't think of anything to say. She looked embarassed that everyone was trying not to look at her adoringly yet no one spoke to her. It was weird.

Submitted by Aphid on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 5:26am.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:27pm.

Haha, that's why I'll love her forever for calling Hiltwat a piece of shit who takes herself too seriously. I love 30 Rock, too. Congrats, Liz Lemon and fam!
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I third this. I don't watch 30 Rock but I have always loved her for saying this. Congrats Tina, thank you for representing us four-eyed bitches in a manner we can be proud of.

Submitted by from athens on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 5:15am.

congratulations!smart,funny and most importantly she seems kind.

Submitted by WildBee on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 5:00am.

Dumb:

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:56pm.
Ok, haha. Tina, is that you? So self-effacing!
Back on topic: love the baby news.

---No idiot, I'm not. But thanks for exposing yourself as the most gullible person on The D.

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Submitted by liumingzhu on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 2:02am.

Fuck Tina Fey. What cheap balenciaga a toxic plague on society. I can only hope that she is swallowed up by the steaming turd that gave her life.

----- Balenciaga? What kind of dumb whore are you? Go to your local shelter and foster a homeless pet. You might learn to love something more than an overrated douchebag.

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Keep it up folks, the Fans of Tina Fey!

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 4:49am.

I <3 Liz Lemon. She has done wonders for Tracy Morgan and Alec Baldwin's career (post the "rude little pig phase").

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 4:04am.

Submitted by Norwaygirl on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 2:22am.

I used to think that too but then I watched 30 Rock (the entire series) and she's hilarious. And I like Liz Lemon (the character). It's great to see a woman like myself on tv and by that I mean smart but eats like shit, is one of the guys and has a sharp wit. There's no other character like her on tv. It's refreshing.

Submitted by undinespragg on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:38am.

No, Tina Fey is great. Too bad she is straight. Smart, funny, sexy. We need more of those on our team and fewer overbearing assholes like Rosie.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:33am.

I've never seen a single ep of '30 Rock', but I have always admired her somehow, she doesn't come across as pretentious, and seems to be talented, so I approve this ho and the NO VACANCY in her nether-region.

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Submitted by Norwaygirl on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:52am.

Tina Fey is one of those people who I intensly dislike for no particular reason.

Submitted by liumingzhu on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:32am.

Fuck Tina Fey. What cheap balenciaga a toxic plague on society. I can only hope that she is swallowed up by the steaming turd that gave her life.

Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:40pm.

Congrats on your news, Tina.
I love 30 Rock and hope that the show gets back to basics,because when any show gets back to basics, it's good.
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Submitted by TimC on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:22pm.

Good for her. But I too hope the show gets better. This last season has been a bit disappointing. I hope she doesn't quit that bitch. and I hope she doesn't read these comments.

Submitted by Fraggle on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:18pm.

Tina Fey doesn't act like some high falootin' hobag with her nose up in the air pretending her flop-sweat doesn't stink and she actually IS funny, IS likable and IS talented.

That being said, everyone who feels differently than the majority here has the right to despise her as much as some of us admire her. It ain't no crime to go against the grain.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:15pm.

YAY! Sexy Librarian! I loved that episode - the cougar kid reminded me of Christian, the gay character from Clueless, who reminds me of MICHAEL K - my hero.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:12pm.

Tina is very 'sexy librarian'. Us ladies should be grateful to her for introducing the non-stereotypical character of 'Liz lemon'. None of that Ally McBeal-shit ("I'm so intelligent, but is my skirt short enough?"), but just a normal living, breathing woman who can stand her ground in a challenging environment.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:47pm.

Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:01pm.
I have a feeling they're just those poor souls who can't get enough of Jay Leno! :o)
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:53pm.

I believe I remember a quote of hers in some magazine that said something like, "I'm just thankful my kids say please and thank you."

:-) Tina Fey!

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Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:31pm.

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:38pm.
Oh, poo on the 30 Rock newbie nay-sayers. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but...

I have a feeling they're just those poor souls who can't get enough of Jay Leno! :o)

Submitted by Datura on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:30pm.

Tina Fey wrote a piece a few months ago in the humour section of The New Yorker about wanting to have another baby, so good for her that she was able to do that.

I'm not really a fan of her brand of comedy, but she seems like a nice person.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:26pm.

Submitted by WildBee on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:45pm.

Ok, haha. Tina, is that you? So self-effacing!

Back on topic: love the baby news.
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Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:20pm.

I love Tina Fey! She is such a good role model for women and girls. She is funny, intelligent, powerful, and creative. Plus, she gives hope to us late bloomers (she didn't lose her virginity until she was 24.) Congrats, girl.

Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:18pm.

Congrats Tina!!

I also love the fact that she reads Dlisted so
Hello Tina!! Congrats on the growing family.

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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!

Submitted by WildBee on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:15pm.

Fuck Tina Fey. What a toxic plague on society. I can only hope that she is swallowed up by the steaming turd that gave her life.

Good Riddance.

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:08pm.

Oh, poo on the 30 Rock newbie nay-sayers. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but...

The show has *only* been nominated for 79 different awards, and won 29 awards, including Emmys, Golden Globes, Directors Guild of America, Producers Guild of America, Screen Actors Guild, etc.

Tina Fey alone has been nominated 12 times for her role as Liz Lemon and 9 times for her writing.

It's ground-breaking comedy that has changed the face of network tv.

So neener, neener, neener. P)
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Submitted by Fancy Malone on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:07pm.

Duality stripes, a perverted furry avatar with its paw strategically covering up the promo card to convey the hidden message of 'ho'...this shit is so Illuminati. I wonder who Tina used for her blood sacrifice?

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:27pm.

Haha, that's why I'll love her forever for calling Hiltwat a piece of shit who takes herself too seriously. I love 30 Rock, too. Congrats, Liz Lemon and fam!