The "Over The Moon" Watch: Mariska Hargitay Edition
Didn't Mariska Hargitay get today's memo that she can't spit out an Over the Moon violation unless she has felt the heat of Luna's back as the two jump over the friend of her choice wearing a moon costume? Well, technically the OTM didn't leap off of Mariska's tongue. It came from her 4-year-old son August's mouth, which is actually worse. This is what our pre-schools are teaching our children? They teach them how to abuse the moon?
August better eat a bar of soap and put $20 (inflation) in the swear jar, because that is the worst swear phrase of all swear phrases! And while August is doing that, LOOK AT THE BABY!!!!
A blind item might have found its answer, because Mariska Hargitay announced to People that she and her husband Peter Hermann adopted a tiny babyling from the United States last week. They have named her Amaya Josephine. All the details from People including August's double slap to the moon:
"I'm deliriously happy," Hargitay, 47, tells PEOPLE. "From the minute she was born, she was just surprisingly alert and so full of love.""We were considering both international and domestic adoption and we're thrilled that this is the way our prayers were answered," she adds. "We talked a lot about mixed-race adoptions, and we are very excited that we are now a multi-racial family. We're just so happy she's here."
And there's one family member who's more excited than anyone: Hargitay's 4-year-old son, August.
"He is over the moon," says the actress. "He calls her his baby because he says the whole thing was his idea. He always talks about how he's going to protect her. He's going to be a great big brother."
Baby Amaya looks like a little wise baby you'd find nestled at the foot of a tree after a long journey. You'd crawl up to her, practically dying of thirst and she'd throw out a life lesson before passing you a puff from a pipe. Amaya is probably so calm, because she's saving her excitement and energy for when Uncle Christopher Meloni presses her against his warm chesticles.
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"a little wise baby you'd find nestled at the foot of a tree after a long journey", LOL! MK, your writing is just getting better and better!
ITA w/ everyone who has said they respect it more when a woman adopts from America, as opposed to another country. If you want to do an international adoption, that's your choice. However, it's obviously a trend with celebrities (and rich white single middle aged women, at least where I live) and I HATE that! Bringing a child into your life should not be influenced by trends or popular culture. Ugh. What really gets me is the complete lack of adoption with foster children. But I won't get into that now...
P.S. Congrats to Olivia. She also works with a domestic violence organization, so she is a-okay in my book. =)
Mariska Hargitay = awesome. How flawless is she for 47 years old? (*GASP* a Dlister making a positive comment!)
This just makes me like MH even more.
(Luvs me some Olivia.)
Anyone else think Olivia and Elliot should hook up?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 10:05am.
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Hahaha, you gotta shave those lobsters!!
And FYI, if it's in July, KISS are playing there. Can you imagine the groupie love for Gene Simmons? Ew. "Gene!! Me mudder use ta love ya, right?" Hahaha, it won't be pretty.
I did not know until recently that Mariska was Jayne Mansfield's daughter and that she actually was in the back seat during the car crash that decapitated her mom...sad.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 9:56am.
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WHAAAATTTT??? *pouty face*
Did someone steal cheese from Sobey's again? :))) JUSTIS FOR ALL!!!
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Off-topic: The big ticket five-finger discount items at Sobey's are lobster, Gillette razor blades and tooth-whitening kits. (Don't ask me how I know these things. I have friends in low places)
Trial is in Grand Falls - Windsor area. :)
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 9:56am.
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WHAAAATTTT??? *pouty face*
Did someone steal cheese from Sobey's again? :))) JUSTIS FOR ALL!!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 9:41am.
joe, I third that. And SugarFree--- BAYBEE GURL??? Sweet baby Jesus in the high chair
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Hehehe never heard that one! Guess what IG, I might be going to NL to do a trial..yippeeee!
On topic: Here's another one: 'Justis'
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Hahaha, not to be confused with Sweet Baby Jesus in the Garden.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 9:41am. And SugarFree--- BAYBEE GURL??? Sweet baby Jesus in the high chair!
Sweet Baby Jesus in a High Chair is her brother's name, honey! :-)
joe, I third that. And SugarFree--- BAYBEE GURL??? Sweet baby Jesus in the high chair.
awww, pretty babeh!
where the hell does everyone get the phrase "over the moon", anyhow? I had never heard anyone say it till 2011.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 9:27am. You would think that people would put some thought/research into the handle their child is going to be stuck with, if it's not a conventional name or its of another ethnicity or culture. I get irritated with weird spellings of otherwise regular names. Sometimes you're stuck trying to pronounce them. For example the other day, I ran across a 3 year old called 'Krage'..his mother pronounced it as 'Craig'.
THIS! What the HELL? A client brought her kid in the other day (she is a foster parent, kiddo is 3 months old, taken from mom in hospital b/c of a positive drug test).
Okay her name? BAYBEE GURL.
no. fucking. shit. *shakes head into seizure*
i love her too. adorable baby. i wish mr. meloni would press me against his warm chesticles.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:35pm.
I think the baby-namers just make shit up or post whatever bogus info they receive
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I agree. You would think that people would put some thought/research into the handle their child is going to be stuck with, if it's not a conventional name or its of another ethnicity or culture. I get irritated with weird spellings of otherwise regular names. Sometimes you're stuck trying to pronounce them. For example the other day, I ran across a 3 year old called 'Krage'..his mother pronounced it as 'Craig'.
I sound like an old fart. *sigh*
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Congrats to Mariska.
I love her and wish her nothing but happiness.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 2:51am.
I respect these celebrities a bit more when they adopt from America, instead of going to Africa to buy one. Yeah, Vadge, I am talking to YOU!
YES!!!! there are SOOO many babies HERE that could begin bonding w/a loving parent BEFORE all of that nonsense paperwork is done! The minor can live w/the potential adopter here while the paperwork is completed, judge's orders are given, etc., especially MO gives up her parental rights in the hospital. It happens and not just w/the drug-addicted little guys, either. There are LOTS of babies like this, at least in the counties for which I've worked.
:-)
Submitted by Webberbear on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 6:21am.
Submitted by nunya_bizness - I applaud her for turning out so normal for being the daughter of Jayne Mansfield...
Agreed GraveyardCow. It has to do with the fact that Jayne died when Mariska was only 3.5. Mariska and her siblings were raised by their father and his wife. By her accounts, her father, Mickey was a really wonderful man.
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Mariska is supposedly Nelson Sardelli's kid. Mansfield had divorced Hargitay in Mexico and then found out that she was pregnant with Mariska and took her back.
Mickey is a good man.
Awwww, it's so sweet. I'm glad she's not adopting a baby from some third-world country just to be trendy, but is adopting a baby who needs it just as much. Her li'l girl is cute, if still a bit weird looking like all newborns.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:54pm.
That baby does look like a sage. :)
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Cute baby!!
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Submitted by nunya_bizness - I applaud her for turning out so normal for being the daughter of Jayne Mansfield...
Agreed GraveyardCow. It has to do with the fact that Jayne died when Mariska was only 3.5. Mariska and her siblings were raised by their father and his wife. By her accounts, her father, Mickey was a really wonderful man.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 6:12am.
I applaud her for turning out so normal for being the daughter of Jayne Mansfield.-----
Her dad, Mickey Hargitay, was supposed to be a pretty normal dude.
Love Mariska, and she looks great for 47.
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I applaud her for turning out so normal for being the daughter of Jayne Mansfield. Her mother was the Anna Nicole Simpson of her time. That baby is cuuute. Most newborns are creepy looking, but that little girl has potential.
Mariska H., Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly all escaped from the same pod.
Going with the idiot brainwashing trend present in the showbiz "dont adopt white kids, go instead for the black/colored ones in the name of the shitty concept of multiculturalism". I dont remember any celeb adopting a white child lately maybe u can come up with a name... The baby is butt ugly for now, lets hope Mother Nature will do the right thing a bit later. I could care less about her or her kid. I hope shes not in the COS as her famous mother was... Not that it would matter.
To all those hollywood celebs that actually have money...I am biracial and very available for adoption. I am a bit long in the tooth to be adopted but I'm already toilet-trained if that helps!
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I'd still fuck Keith Richards.
Christ, are there never any good-looking kids available for adoption?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I respect these celebrities a bit more when they adopt from America, instead of going to Africa to buy one.
Yeah, Vadge, I am talking to YOU!
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Liked her as a hooker in Leaving Las Vegas.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Baby Amaya needs a fix.
Submitted by Schlong on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:33pm.
No apologies necessary. I would have been really disappointed in an Otto-kinda way if this thread had gone in any other direction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvbQ4wJak_c
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Who are you calling silly cow?
the baby looks like smeone i know. i wonder if that person had a baby and gave it up for adoption. i wouldn't b surprised
Mickey Holland,
My apologies for disturbing your delicate sensibilities. My bad but sugarfreeredbull needed some stroking.
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LaChaylo on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:24pm.
I should really be feeling bad about my impure thoughts regarding schlongs, not behbeh Yoda!
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No such thing as impure thoughts about schlongs unless it involves Lorena Bobbit or battery acid.
I'm having very pure thoughts about some of you lovely ladies right now but, yes, there is a pedo vibe to sexy talk on a baby thread. lulz
SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:16pm.
*swoons* (when a schlong swoons, does that mean it becomes flaccid?)
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Nope. That just means you plugged a non-universal schlong into a euro socket and burned out the capacitor.
Submitted by Schlong on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:13pm.
SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:03pm.
*pets Schlong's little black yoda*
I'm to lazy to go through this entire thread, but how in the world did Hargitay adopting a baby lead you guys here? Anyways, for those who want to impress the Dutch at their next excursion to an Amsterdam coffee shop, 'swooning your schlong' is called 'swaffelen' over here.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Schlong on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:06pm.
Of course not, my dear Schlong! *giggles* Just my own guilty conscience. You're right, they do look like baby Benjamin Buttons, but my usually snarky ass feels bad laughing at that. I should really be feeling bad about my impure thoughts regarding schlongs, not behbeh Yoda!
And SFRB, I think you're right-she's probably going to be gorgeous!
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Pass a memo around you dumb fucks!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:42pm.
Pardon?
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*swoons* (when a schlong swoons, does that mean it becomes flaccid?)
On Topic: I bet all you hot bitches thirty dollars on my food stamp card that this little girl is gonna be SOO BEAUTIFUL!
SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:03pm.
*pets Schlong's little black yoda*
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You evil vixen. Take that realistic rendering of my naked penis off of your dlisted avatar or I will report you (and spank your naughty bits for good measure [but only lightly enough to tingle, not sting], well, unless you like a littler sting). ;)
LaChaylo on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:51pm.
But she is cute!
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Of course the little angel is. Did I say otherwise, Ms. LaChaylo?
Most babies look like little old men. This one just happens to look like a very wise little old man (Yoda also happens to look like a wise old man with Spockish ears, green skin and midget-height, hence the analogy).
That baby is going outlive us all and get to see all the cool "Jetsons" sci-fi stuff of dreams come to fruition. I'm jealous. In fact, I'm jealous of every damned baby right now. Those little lucky-pucks are going to get to see things I can only dream of.
Oh well. Such is the life/death pain of humanity.
The baby kind of looks like one of those saints on my grandmother's "prayer candles." They all have Webster faces.
*pets Schlong's little black yoda*
It will be cute when the puffy vaginas on its face turn into eyes!
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Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
That baby does look like a sage. :)
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Submitted by Schlong on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:47pm.
Do not hate on Lil' Black Yoda.
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Holy shit, you're right!! LOL! *to hell i ride bus on*
But she is cute!
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Pass a memo around you dumb fucks!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.