The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner for January 5th!!!

I get it! It’s Tom Cruise that was pregnant! - GB

Runner-ups:

Michael Jackson’s team of scientists develops a real-to-life, legal alternative to little boys. (Jesus Juice not included.) - Silly Becky

Clay Aiken learns the hard way that swallowing a load and eating an egg mcmuffin on the same day is not a good idea. - badlance