Ashley Judd's Got A Little Something On Her Face
Just like Uma Thurman and Nicole Kidman before her, Ashley Judd showed up to her book (Which I hear is a feel good read about her awful childhood, battle with depression, sexual abuse and hate of Diddy! Her "hate of Diddy" is the feel good part.) signing at Barnes & Noble in NYC today looking like she just stuck half of her face in the bottom of Lindsay Lohan's purse. Flourface (or cokeface depending on the face) is a real epidemic that affects all actress. You know, if I was Ashley I'd be pissed. But only because if I'm going to look like I've been baking and throwing around flour in an old timey kitchen like a vaudeville comedian, I'd at least want some delicious cupcakes or some shit to show for it. Ashley's make-up artist definitely owes her some cupcakes.
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I'm a make up artist and this is the result of using Make Up Forever's HD microfinishing powder. It's really popular among Hollywood make up artists because it hides pores and reduces shine... but what they haven't figured out yet is that flash photography makes the white powder stand out. Great product, just not for pictures.
Everyone was hating on Ole Ash the other day, claiming a blind item about weight and plastic surgery was her. NEWSFLASH! Caught a glimpse of Naomi on some teaser for some show or other and it is Naomi. OMG! The split second glance was enough to almost KILL me!
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
I think that this "whiteface" that these actresses keep encountering comes from a product that I tried years ago, only to realize that I was walking around with WHITEFACE! The product was a heavy paper folder that contained what looked like rolling papers impregnated with a white powder (looked like coke). You were to use them to remove the shine from your face instead of using a powder compact. Never again used them after the first time.
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
I don't get the white make up either. People did just fine before it came along.
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Someone explained here a while back that this is some kind of translucent powder that only shows up when pics are taken with a flash. She even posted some tutorial from YouTube. It is not detectable in person...so these women don't see it until the photos are published...You would think that a professional make up artist would nto be so clueless, but to be sure the celebrities should insist that they stay away from using that brand on their faces lest they look like a Lohan.
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I don't get all the white makeup?
Is it concealer?
why is she supposed to be such a bitch again? i don't think i've heard this.
and how TF do you not notice that your makeup is fucked??? no quick mirror check before you go out to face the cameras?
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Imma gonna toss my 2 cents in about why Ashley might be wearing such dorky attire......because emotional REGRESSION does occur when in therapy for childhood related dysfunction. Taking on a little girl voice, and little girl interests (such as ultra fem, but not sexy clothing) in my opinion DOES NOT suggest she's fully "recovered." And, that, is why this book is kinda suspicious to me...I mean didn't she write the WHOLE THING while in 40-day rehab? My bet is she had a very good editor -- and academicians -- getting this book published. But I really don't intend to shit on Ashley's story -- because it is a very common story for American Women (1 in 3 are the horrifying stats.)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
She's a total nut job who comes across as a mega bitch who thinks she's like the head of MENSA or something...
I love Wynonna who is nutty in a kind of out there way but this bitch has her head so far up her ass its unbelievable....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
The weight gain and even the bad makeup day is acceptable, but she's really fucked up her face with plastic surgery. Her face was nice before. Why do these stars have such low self-esteem that they are so quick to cut and pull their faces when it isn't necessary?!
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Why is one of her eyebrows always much higher than the other one?
What is it about these dumbass people and powdery shit on their face? There have been several celeb pics with THIS POWDER around their nose and eyes. Can they not figure it out, or is coke face the new black?
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It's not the extra weight, it's the plastic surgery.
Also: I have never seen her in a smart suit or a sweater. She's always in these summery dresses, like she's Stella Dubois or something.
I loved her in "Ruby In Paradise". And "Bug", too. But I think she's a neurotic cunty insecure mess in real life.
That dress looks like she's rushing a sorority in 1990.
Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 5:57am.
She had her hair up with a flower in it. I don't know why she looks so off here...
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She has been doing that hair-up-with-a-flower-in-it thing for a long time. I suppose it was pretty when she first did it, but it's just gotta look tired now...That being said, I took HER photo with me to show my makeup artist for my wedding. But that was over 10 yrs ago...
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Translucent powder is the devil!
I actually think she's still very pretty. Her nose has always been like that. Her mother has the same one. (Or maybe they shared a surgeon?)
And her hair's always had some fuzzies around the hairline, so I think that's the same too. It must be just some weight gain that's changed her appearance. And maybe a face lift which she didn't need.
i used to like her, a very interesting face seems obnoxious though.
Oh Christ on a crutch -- why did I look at this so early in the morning?
Looks like she sneezed just as she was about to snort a humungous pile of coke.
Kill it, please...before it breeds.
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She hasn't been doing the red carpets so something must be up...
I saw her upclose one year ago this month, as she was STUNNING. She had her hair up with a flower in it. I don't know why she looks so off here...
Makeup Forever strikes again!
These tricks need to do the photo test before they leave the house because that shit only comes up if you put a lot on. But then again you do have to put a lot on. I can't see a difference no matter how much I put on. I imagine if someone were to take my pic I'd look worse than her.
I think everyone's using that Makeup Forever HD "translucent" (looks white in the jar) powder. And it does show in photographs. Once I applied what I thought was a bit of powder to my nose and it looked like I caked my face in flour in a photograph.
Either that or the makeup artist really has it in for her.
Blend, woman, blend!
Are they aware of this potential photographic facial fuckery BEFORE they leave the house or do they just pray that the cameras won't pick this up?!
And for those that say she has not had any facial work done are B L I N D!
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I thought she might be having health problems as well. I think steroids like prednisone can make you puffy. Wasn't her mother diagnosed with cancer?
Submitted by Fraggle on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:40pm.
"Her hair doesn't appear to be sitting on her skull quite right, which leads me to believe she's wearing a human-hair wig, which leads me to believe that perhaps her puffy face is due to some health issues she's going through which she hasn't divulged because she doesn't feel like telling her personal shit when she's in the middle of going through said personal shit."
Thanks for the warning! I'm a firm believer in Karma, so your comment prevented me from keying down my first thought.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Another semi-celebrity packing on the powder puff to get a squeak of press recognition. That's been done a multitude of times. Old news.
Her hair doesn't appear to be sitting on her skull quite right, which leads me to believe she's wearing a human-hair wig, which leads me to believe that perhaps her puffy face is due to some health issues she's going through which she hasn't divulged because she doesn't feel like telling her personal shit when she's in the middle of going through said personal shit.
I could be way off, but, it's just a personal [albeit 'minute'] observation.
Ashley seems okay if not a bit aloof and very private (which would suck if you are an 'introvert' in an 'extrovert' business).
My husband wanted me to get rich and famous. I refused. I'm thankful every day that I refused even if it means I clip coupons and live frugally.
Fuck fame.
I'm gonna call bullshit about the abuse, I'm not saying that childhood abuse isn't a problem, but with such a famous family I think this would have come up before. Especially with her famous sister and mum who admit to everything under the sun, I don't think they'd leave out something like this.
Submitted by Mayas Mommy on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:50pm.
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That guy's eyebrow game is spot-on. Hot bitch!
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Plastic surgery is negatively affecting the natural aging process and making attractive people look older and peculiar. And then there is the flour face. Didn't she used to be purty?
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Thanks for the YT link, Mayas Mommy. He did a very good demonstration of this face powder product and how it reacts to different lighting.
Unfortunately, she forgot to powder her jowls.
Submitted by Mayas Mommy on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:50pm.
Check out this video on HD Powder and you be the judge
http://www.youtube.com/user/gossmakeupartist#p/u/57/fM4foAf1tHc
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That was interesting, thanks. You can not see the powder at all. It's only visible in a picture taken with a flash. I would think with the Kidman powder debacle that make-up artists would be on top of this and not use that powder.
Also, countdown to Blind Gossip making up a blind about some evil makeup person that is going around doing this on purpose for some diabolical reason.
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She really doesn't look like shes had plastic surgery to me, it looks like she's gained a shit-load of weight, but since her body hasn't really changed, and it seems to be all in her face, I'm thinking maybe she's taking steroids? Or is there a looney pill that makes you puff up like steroids does?
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:28pm.
Nice hairdo, Frumpley.
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Actors and directors HATE her. She is a prima donna and completely batshit insane. I have a friend who worked on two of her movies, and they told me the reason she doesn't get much work is because no one wants to deal with her. Considering how assholey most actors are, she must be really bad.
What kind of magic powder is this that only appears in photos?
Her makeup artist can't see it in real life? If they did, I assume it would be fixed. Seems like a stupid thing.
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Check out this video on HD Powder and you be the judge
http://www.youtube.com/user/gossmakeupartist#p/u/57/fM4foAf1tHc
She is obviously insecure, with the early face lift, on a previously gorgeous face, the June Cleaver look, and if the rumors are true, the bitchy arrogant attitude. I think that that would all fit with her abusive chaotic childhood and then her subsequent stardom. She sounds like a brittle, untrusting and angry woman. Maybe this book and tour will help her with her attitude. I loved her in Ruby in Paradise, she was so beautiful and interesting to watch.
So apparently, you get to be so rich and famous that you don't look in a mirror anymore and all of your staff members are warned to never look you in the eye, so this is what happens. Either that or her makeup person hates her.
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Maybe someone tried to warn her about the face powder but she slipped him the Silent Stones so he wasn't aloud to speak...
That little something on her face is another face.
damn homegirl looks wretched....I mean what kind of alien look is she aiming for?? Martian, Venetian...Jupiterian...for real wtf?? And why are people spamming the comment section in Japanese or Chinese writing...that has me more bamboozled than this bitches jacked up face!!
Ashley Judd was in two of the worst movies I've ever seen: Eye of the Beholder with Ewen McGregor and the Passion of Darkly Noon with Brendan Fraser. She gave it her all in both of these flicks. Just. . . so. . .BAD.
It looks like she did something wrong to her nose, or maybe it seems too small because she gained weight and her face got bigger, but she doesn't look lifted.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I have to think really hard to come up with the name of someone who comes across as MORE pretentious and unlikeable in an interview ... maybe Gwyneth (though she TRIES to down play her icy bitch persona, though unsuccessful, while Ashley just EMBRACES this condescending attitude.) Doesn't she have ANYONE advising her on how to speak like a normal person?? How insecure she must be to have to constantly try to prove she has had an education??
I guess I should feel sorry for her because i have ALWAYS believed her mother Naomi is a BIG phony who would have pimped out her daughters for success. No wonder they are all fucked up.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
Pass a memo around you dumb fucks!
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I can't help but laugh at this fuckery.
I used to use baby powder as a substitute for face powder because it's light, absorbs oil, and doesn't cost much. I already have pale skin, so I thought I could pull it off, but I finally realized it just made me a shade too pale. I don't know if that's what these bitches are doing, but they can afford more than decent makeup so there's no excuse.
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