Tuesday, April 5th 2011

Brangelina Is Not Adding A 7th Member To The Child Army

The bunk under Maddox's in the child army barracks at Chateau Brangelina is where he makes all the fake limited-edition Beanie Babies he sends to his arch rival Jennifer Aniston. When Jennifer gets them in the mail, she hugs them so tight until they fall apart and out comes a note that reads: "Got you, bitch! xM." Maddox gets her every time. Well, the good news is that Maddox doesn't need to clear that bunk out to make way for YET ANOTHER baby who he will have to train to not travel unless Burro Brad is carrying them. Because Brad Pitt and St. Angie Jo are not adopting another baby even though she's got a 7th "coordinates" tattoo on her arm. Every time St. Angie added another baby to her family, she got the coordinates of their birthplace inked into her arm.

St. Angie is in Libya today meeting with refugees and this picture of her had every pregnant goth mother running out to buy every black onesie before her ass does. But InTouch Weekly says that the coordinate on her 7th tattoo points to Brad Pitt's birthplace of Oklahoma. The source says that Brad is sick of traveling all over the world like they're Carmen Sandiego or some shit, so Angie agreed to sort of settle down in L.A. and got the tattoo to mark the occasion.

So Angie isn't adopting another third world orphan, she's simply adopting Brad! Wait. I guess that mean he's moving into the child army barracks, which means that Maddox better clear out that bottom bunk after all. Shit. Why does St. Angie have to ruin everything!?

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Submitted by K2 on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:53am.

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Look you STARTED ON ME,check the comments it was YOU!!!I know facts about Jen that only a loon would know!?!dont think so I know lots of pointless details about celebs because I read all this celeb gossip.It doesnt even piss me off.....I just pointed out things that simply arent true and ppl say so they can justify their hate for Angelina.

.Look K2 Im sorry if me liking Angelina and disliking Jen pisses you off so much....

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And there you have it. I like Aniston- you like Jolie. Sorry if my not liking Jolie pisses you off so much. Dont act like a saint, dear. You're just as antagonistic about Aniston. I call you a loon b/c it's NOT ok for me to voice an opinion without you attacking me. I'm just listing some facts about the nanny situation. YOU brought it up and claimed there was nothing wrong with it. WELL , my opinion is that there is something majorly wrong with it and I'm using Jolie as the example of that. Shit, if Kate Gosselin were doing it- I'd be going off about her too.

You're keeping tabs on Jens financial situation($40k for a hair dresser) like only a loon would. ALSO - where on earth do you get your info from re: Jen leaving Tate for Brad. It's well known they had already broken up. She may have started dating soon after but she didnt cheat on him. She also wasnt fuckin' married to Tate. And she didnt go and break up Brad's relationship with lets say, Gwyneth ! He was single and so was she - check your facts.

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Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 7:55pm.

It seems that we.... *puts on shades* have another 'Teri Ann' *puts hands on hips* On our boards.
YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!

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I strongly believe this was towards me.....I wanna point out that as lunatic and ridic ppl who defend Jolie you make out to be,so are the ones that go after her and make fun of her and put her under the microscope for every move she makes.For you any post of Angelina is another FAIL and another chance to diss her in new ways.You guys are also a bit cray-cray...not to mention that most of you go similar deffensive when some1 "god forbid" doesnt like Aniston.The only thing you guys got going for you is that you are in the MAJORITY.I will admitt that yeah shes to skinny,and I havent seen recently a movie with her that I ejoyed.The reason why I like her and Brad is cuz they dont give a shit and because they are philantrophist.And half of the time I dont even like how Angelina is dressed but I am sick of perfectly styled fashionistas in Hollywood or all over the place,so I actually like that she doesnt care.Also if she was to gain 10/15 pounds and get a lil toned she would have a banging body(again)...but she allready has been there and done it,she has been considered the sexiest woman etc...I bet shes very likely bored of it.

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please tell me that her next tattoo is gonna be a map to the best Chinese food buffet because this chick is soooooo incredibly boring(and not worthy of so many people getting worked up about) that that would be the only reason to look at her heroin scarred self...

... oh shit!!... this is an A.J. thread!.... i'm gone!!

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It seems that we.... *puts on shades* have another 'Teri Ann' *puts hands on hips* On our boards.
YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!
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As for a bad message to send to young girls ( I would think women had brains enough to think for themselves and not be influenced by the likes of celebrities): Carrying on with married men, cheating on your spouses with other women/men, cutting yourself, dabbling in heroin and making her sexual antics known to the public. THose top my list of what I would hope a daughter doesnt engage in.

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They do spend alot of time with their kids its not like they are travelling alone all the time.I still see fuck all wrong with the nannies like I said they dont neglect the kids.As for Angelina cutting herself lots of ppl who have issues do that you shouldnt even make fun of that(also its a thing of the past).And also Jen dumped Donovan for Pitt she isnt exactly a saint either.Calling me a brangeloonie when you fucking loose it over the nanny deal.....jeez you are a fucking AntiJolieFreak....borderline creepy with putting her down.It is a lil suspicious that you kinda defend the one trick pony Aniston.She and her hairdresser are friends so what she still pays him 40k......wich is insane.
Look at you how you defend anything I say against Jen.....and you call me a Loon.Oh the hipocrisy...How long till I have to see Jens ass up for the paps in Cabo??That pathetic woman invited some television crew to her bday to mexico...You guys brought Jen into it not me...but whatevs the truth is everyone likes to bring up Jen when we talk about the Jolie/Pitts and vice versa.Look K2 Im sorry if me liking Angelina and disliking Jen pisses you off so much....

Yeah okay,I hate the fact that she spend 40k on a fucking hairstylist and she NEVER goes out of the house without immaculate hair.That is a bad message to women.Angelina´s hair looks just normal like when you wash it and blowdry it.And here we go again with the nannies..puh-lease!!For 1 I dont think having a nanny is wrong and I dont get why women who have nanies get put down for it!?!?And yeah she probably has several nannies cuz she has 6 kids that is no splurging.God that nanny shit Im so sick of it,everytime some1 jumps on the anti-nanny bandwagon.....ugh.So fucking what if some1 has nannies!?!?Doesnt make them bad parents in fact many women would have a nanny given the opportunity.Aniston also has a personal butler and she is single the Jolie/Pitts are 8

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Are you serious? Nothing wrong with an army of nannies? Nothing wrong with having the hired help basically raise your children and provide them with much of the emotional and physical attention children need? How about if you dont have "time" for your children - you dont have them?! How about that concept? Dont have so many(kids) - it's easy enough. People like Jolie and Pitt are the biggest hypocrites b/c they claim they will stop working or take time off to raise this army of kids and they NEVER do. They take weeks off - NOT months or years. THey have the funds to stay home for a bit - but they'd rather not. There's nothing wrong with an occasional babysitter or a mommy's assistant ... but to a nanny for each child is just pure fucking laziness !!! My great grandmother had 13 kids and the other one had about 15 ... they didnt have nannies - so it can be done!!! Immediately lose respect for parents that dont parent. Big whoop - they claim the nannies dont spend the night. Well- if the kids are asleep - it's probably the easier of the shifts. HA

As for Aniston - she's rich, single and has no one to answer to. It's not like she's spending thousands of $$ to have her hair guy travel with her and she's neglecting her children. Plus, her hair stylist has been her friend for years!! So it's like travelling with your buddy. Damn - nitpickin' brangeloonies.

As for a bad message to send to young girls ( I would think women had brains enough to think for themselves and not be influenced by the likes of celebrities): Carrying on with married men, cheating on your spouses with other women/men, cutting yourself, dabbling in heroin and making her sexual antics known to the public. THose top my list of what I would hope a daughter doesnt engage in.

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Submitted by K2 on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 6:56am.

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Yeah okay,I hate the fact that she spend 40k on a fucking hairstylist and she NEVER goes out of the house without immaculate hair.That is a bad message to women.Angelina´s hair looks just normal like when you wash it and blowdry it.And here we go again with the nannies..puh-lease!!For 1 I dont think having a nanny is wrong and I dont get why women who have nanies get put down for it!?!?And yeah she probably has several nannies cuz she has 6 kids that is no splurging.God that nanny shit Im so sick of it,everytime some1 jumps on the anti-nanny bandwagon.....ugh.So fucking what if some1 has nannies!?!?Doesnt make them bad parents in fact many women would have a nanny given the opportunity.Aniston also has a personal butler and she is single the Jolie/Pitts are 8.

High maintenance i.e bleaching,straightening,her hair 40k a month hairstyler who accompanies her around the world.All the tanning,nose job etc..........

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PLEASE ! I beg my hair dresser to come home with me all the time (NOT KIDDING). I'd love nothing more than for my hair to look like I just stepped out of the salon - every day. I'll admit that my hair NEVER looks the same when I try to do it. It's perfection when the stylist does it. SO, with that being said ... I'd PAY someone to fix my hair if I had the funds.

Are you trying to tell me that any of these celebrities do their own hair when they're stepping out for lunch or a dinner date? I think NOT. The extensions, the weaves, ...takes alot to maintain it. And Jolie is no exception. What Aniston pays for in maintaining her body and her physical appearance is probably as much as Jolie spends on nannies to raise her children!

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:41am.

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High maintenance i.e bleaching,straightening,her hair 40k a month hairstyler who accompanies her around the world.All the tanning,nose job etc..........

Yeah I seen pics of Angelina of when she was younger and I dont see anything that suggests surgery.I have a good eye for that.Also she admitted to much worse then that and she is a confident woman she would admitt it if she had anything done.

Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:28am.
JA is too damn vanilla to be offensive surely or is it her vanilla status that you take issue with?

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Nah its not that,her super high maintenance,also the fact that she doesnt admitt that she is not natural at all....changing her real name into Aniston from Anstakis or whatevs.

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So what if she is high maintenance?

As for her last name, her father changed it to Aniston, so blame him. Last I knew, Jolie is not Angelina's last name, it is Voight, and it sue isn't her beloved mother's last name either.

There is nothing natural about Jolie either. Check out some old pictures and you can tell she has had work.

Just saying.

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These two are acouple a lames

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

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To be fair I think alot of the showmances are figments of the media's fevered imagination. As for name changes and not being natural I can think of fewer females in Hollyweird that are original than not. And they all say shit they hope we'll forget about....I'm going to take a year off to just be with my kids....hmmm still waiting for that one

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JA is too damn vanilla to be offensive surely or is it her vanilla status that you take issue with?

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Nah its not that,her super high maintenance,also the fact that she doesnt admitt that she is not natural at all....changing her real name into Aniston from Anstakis or whatevs.Also that she keeps saying she will have babies just to plz some backwarded ppl.Her showmances,and I dont know if this is the media making me think this,but she does seem desperate with men.The fact she went talking on Oprah about why she said it was "uncool" of AJ....and didnt say fuck Brad for dumping her publicly.The fact that she took John Mayer back after he also dumped her PUBLICLY.Also some of her really pathetic photoshoots wich dot exactly empower women.

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Alessandra my point was just live and let live nothing more. And I can think of fat worse role models than JA for women. JA is too damn vanilla to be offensive surely or is it her vanilla status that you take issue with?

How many famewhores do actually put their life on line for attention....not exactly many.
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The question should be : What kind of mother leaves her 6 children behind to risk her life in a country that is in chaos? If something happened to her, her children would be motherless (not including the nannies). I think that speaks volumes about her priorities. There have to be other ways of drawing attention to a cause without endangering your life and leaving your children at home in another country. Isnt Brad working on a film right now - not one parent with the kids? Just unload them on the help?

She has tons of money -- throw some their way and enough with publicizing every trip. Those people will unfortunately be in the same hole after she leaves as they were before. Just not sure what exactly she thinks she's accomplishing.

Her efforts seem a little transparent.

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Submitted by Fifi La Rue on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:05am.

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Yeah well you point out that I am entitled to my opinion(well obviously)but still try to sort of put me in my place.I am soooo aware that she isnt popular and many dislike her.Yeah I dont like JA but not cuz theres this feud created by hens and loonies,I just always couldnt digg her.JA is in my opinion one of the worst rolemodels for women.

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Allesandra; just because you believe something to be true does not necessarily make it so. You are entitled to your opinion as is Skinny Fat. You need to get over the fact that more than a few people don't like Angelina just as any of the hens will have to get over your obvious comments that indicate you are not a fan of JA.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 8:46am.

I don't hate St. Angie Ho. I just think she's a phony cunt. And yes, I would love to have her money. And any woman with 6 small kids whoputs her life unnecessarily on the line is a selfish ASSHOLE. So maybe St. Angie Ho did LOL

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It might be naive of her to put her life in danger but considering she is doing it for a good cause, that makes it not selfish.I agree tho she should fly less into those danger-zones for the sake of Brad and her kids.I really dont find her phony in the slightest,she is one of the few celebs I like and respect.

Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 8:46am.
I don't hate St. Angie Ho. I just think she's a phony cunt

I never thought of it like that! She totally resembles a fleshlight:

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/5734/fleshlight.jpg

I don't hate St. Angie Ho. I just think she's a phony cunt. And yes, I would love to have her money. And any woman with 6 small kids whoputs her life unnecessarily on the line is a selfish ASSHOLE. So maybe St. Angie Ho did LOL

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Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 8:12am.

@Alessandra - well, at least you admitted she's a famewhore. Let's not exaggerate how much 'danger' she's in or how she's 'putting her life on the line' she's got six kids and would be pretty stupid to do that.
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Dear skinnyfat going to Libya is putting your life in danger if u dont see that,then either you are not familiar with the situation there,or you are deluded.In the past 6 years I havent seen no famewhoring and about the jewellery line that was a cooperation or some1 done the jewels inspired by her or something Im not sure.Why dont you just say you hate her cuz she got a married man(even tho she didnt have no responsibility) and cuz she is rich and has veiny yucky arms (fucking crime)

@Capitanne - HAHA!

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Since every time the sainted one speaks it is with a forked tongue, allow me to translate:

"Brad will only allow to me to add to my small person collection if we settle in LA - where his pot dealer lives - and put the kids in school. I acquiesced, just for now, though. Brad is a gullible dumb-ass. Once I get my new toy (whose birthplace is already immortalized on my seriously haggard body) I will turn it over to the nannies and explain to the press that I had to lie about my intriguing seventh latitudinal tattoo. You see, rescuing orphans from war-torn countries requires privacy, as well as superhuman powers and a heart of 24K gold. Then I'll get knocked up with triplets, take the paring knife back to Brad's balls and drag him, our enormous staff, and the brats all over the world whenever I feel like making a bad action movie - or when a random change of continent suits me. And no, I'm not going bald. My brain is growing!"

Angie Jo shits pearls and pisses orange sunshine (okay it's a yeast infection).

I'm sure she's changed fewer shit diapers than any person who has even simply babystat children in the past.

That's because LeAnn Rimes is an anorexic slutbag LOL

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Good morning to a battle of the hate and love loons. One thing is for sure - Leann Rimes can pull twice the comments these days. I sense Brangie fatigue amongst the over-excitables

Oh a couple mo things - Angelina has posed naked or nearly naked in A LOT of pictures/magazine covers/movies (remember the topless pics of her and a horse?), she has a super exclusive jewelry line she designs for and she's shilled for St. John and Sheisedo so she's just like every other money grubbing celebrity.

@Alessandra - well, at least you admitted she's a famewhore. Let's not exaggerate how much 'danger' she's in or how she's 'putting her life on the line' she's got six kids and would be pretty stupid to do that.

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St. Angie Ho is the ONLY one in those pics wearing a tank top. Everyone else is in long sleeves, suits, etc. Check your own IQ asshat.

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If it is,I cant be arsed to look its prob cuz of religious beliefs.....ummmmm seriously Im not shitting you it is hot in Libya.Really yeah Angelina could create her own perfume,fucking clothing line,pose half naked so many things to get attention she wouldnt fucking fly for hrs to libya where it is DANGEROUS to get attention for herself attention.And I have checked my IQ.....its fine :)
How many famewhores do actually put their life on line for attention....not exactly many.

Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:37am.

Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:12am.

Cuz guess what,ITS HOT in libya.Yeah RIGHT she risks her life so it can be "all about her" when she could just fucking whore herself out or do tons of other things if she wanted the attention for her.I do question the iq of some posters.

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St. Angie Ho is the ONLY one in those pics wearing a tank top. Everyone else is in long sleeves, suits, etc. Check your own IQ asshat.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:12am.

If Saint Angie Ho didn't want anyone to see her new tattoo, she would have worn a shirt with sleeves. It's not about the refugees, it's all about HER!
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Cuz guess what,ITS HOT in libya.Yeah RIGHT she risks her life so it can be "all about her" when she could just fucking whore herself out or do tons of other things if she wanted the attention for her.I do question the iq of some posters.

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I'm not sure, but those veins might not be very helpful when drawing blood. They always have trouble finding a vein in me, and I'll point to the obvious blue lines in the crook of my arm and they say those aren't the ones they need. They want something deeper that you can't necessarily see.

I always imagine if they stick a needle in those wormy-looking ones like AngieJo has, blood would go spraying all over the place as soon as they pulled the needle out.

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SFRB: Your avie is HARSH! LOL.
On topic: I reckon there's another kid on the way...why would she tattoo Brad's birthplace coordinates when the rest are her kid's? Makes no sense. You'd think that would be a separate tattoo altogether

If Saint Angie Ho didn't want anyone to see her new tattoo, she would have worn a shirt with sleeves. It's not about the refugees, it's all about HER!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 4:42am.

Everything in this bitches life has to be a symbol on her fucking body, and then it has to be announced to the world. It's like the couple on a facebook that's supposedly in love. For some reason they have to prove that they love each other by posting all their mushy crap on their facebook wall. Do we really have to know all your shit? What is this bitch trying to prove?? I wish she'd get out of her twenties already.
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She didnt announce it to no1,it was the media who noticed the tattoo and started fucking speculating.GOD she is Angelina fucking Jolie she aint gonna announce shit.

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Jana, Sorry you went through that. Yes, I drink. I like beer but don't drink wine or hard alcohol much. I drink about two or three beers if I go out but rarely at home on a week night. How much do you have to drink to get withdrawls?
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Thanks.

That would be binge drinking, for days, weeks and even months. Everyday drinking from morning till night. Then when you decide to quit you have major withdrawal syndromes, which include convulsions, shaking, sweating, visual and auditory illusions.... it's not worth it.

That is why I checked myself in that time I did. I had illusions of music playing that wasn't there and saw things that weren't real, I thought I was going schizophrenic.
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I've been there too but without drinking in the mornings. I'd go for weeks and even months on end drinking no less than a pint of hard liquor with the sole intention of drinking until I pass out. Then I quit over and over (been 3 months since I last drank so I think I'm okay now) but the withdrawals are hell. Shaking, profuse sweating, headaches, nausea, bad skin... The worst though was the hallucinations. I'd see tree stumps and chairs changing into wolves, hear dogs that weren't there growling at me, hear screaming. The nightmares were always so vivid and horrifying, too. I hope it's a problem I will never have to deal with again because for once I am pretty happy just being sober.

Hmm. Hypothetically, if I was in a war zone, I'd hope for like Arnold or Stallone or Chuck Norris. You know, someone useful. Also, that vein is freaking me out. WTF does that? I've only seen it on her & roidy old WWE wrestlers
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It took her this long to get something Pitt related on her? Didn't she get Billy Boob scrawled her after just a few weeks?

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Everything in this bitches life has to be a symbol on her fucking body, and then it has to be announced to the world. It's like the couple on a facebook that's supposedly in love. For some reason they have to prove that they love each other by posting all their mushy crap on their facebook wall. Do we really have to know all your shit? What is this bitch trying to prove?? I wish she'd get out of her twenties already.

Submitted by K2 on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 7:46pm.

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Married? Since when? Is it just implied once you birth someone's children and adopt a few more while with that person, that you're now husband and wife? They keep screaming from the roof tops that they dont plan on getting married until everyone is allowed to marry. I didnt know "playing" house was the new "we're married" regardless of paperwork.

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OTAY, panties in a bunch. brangelina are NOT married but they might as well be. these two will break up when their kids are grown like Sarandon and Robbins.

I said NEW Mother Theresa :-)

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Fucksake Angie, put some weight on.

she had a rocking body in the old days of tomb raider.

WTF

I mean we tease Jennifer Anastasakis, oopps i mean Jennifer catlady Aniston but at least that bitch has a rocking body.

sure jen-an is needy, makes a shrine of guys she meets on the first date, cuts their pictures and pastes it over brad's head on wedding photos of her and brad, goes through baby names with them at dinner.

Buuuuuut...bitch has a great body.

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Rich? Well, yeah , it goes without saying ... they're not only high paid actors( with poor acting skills but easy on the eye) they're also a brand. And Jolie is a master manipulator of the media.

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I really feel like speaken up about it dunno why,BUT Angelina and Brad do not manipulate the media they dont even have a PR agent like most celebs!!Seriously they always get attention regardless of anything.Why are you americans always so against any1 that is actually a person that does care about other humans its like you guys cant distuinguish anymore about some1 who generally cares and who doesnt its getting on my nerves....this woman hardly ever wears make up,really you can see she wears none,doesnt have a stylist thats why she doesnt dress so well,wich I personally love cuz it shows that she doesnt give a shit.She could play most roles(she won an oscar) he also plus they are filthy rich......they dont need to manipulate shit.I dont get the hate for this woman unless it is the fact that she seems to be almost perfect.She and Brad donate millions,they adopted kids from very poor countries,Angelina even flys to Libya wich takes alot of courage she was even givin autographs in the crowd.Now really one reason why I speak up is because it annoys me that some1 like her who genuinly helps,gets villified.The reason why you see her so much in the media is because papparazzi hunt them down and because pics of them as a family bring a fortune is not something Brad and Angelina need.I will agree that she is too skinny,but I mean some1 so active like her with so many kds can easily stay very thin.Whoever hates her,whatever do so but dont fucking make up some far fetched shit to cover up your hate for her.(like Riahanna and the illuminati....dear god)

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Maybe Brad is superstitious about a "7" child, I mean, after all, Angie's head might end up in a box and he'd have to shoot Jen Aniston.

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Stop the world! Angie JoJo got more tats. Quick, someone alert the I don't effing care police, pronto!

I'm with Jana here, I wanna have veins like Angie's. I have a bad heart and every time I go to the hospital and get hooked to an IV they can never find a vein and they have to poke and prod and stick me dozens of times. If I had her veins-woo hoo, hook me up doc, no problem!

But yeah they look gross as all hell and she would be a lot cuter with even 10 lbs on her. She looks sickly.

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Her jaw line is so sharp, you could get a papercut just by stroking it.

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Is anyone else starting to think that she's acquiring more kids as an excuse to get more ink?

Ah...Angelina Jolie, bringing awareness to her "greatness", since 2001...