An Accidental Homage To OMG Cat
I'll see your superglued tiny hat and raise you an open mouth that won't quit! BBC Three's Bizarre ER has once again brought us a tale of a young Brit who suffered from shit that might be okay if life was a 24/7 non-stop glory hole rave. Holly was sitting in class one day and she yawned a little too hard. The yawn dislocated Holly's jaw and BOOM, suddenly she had the same perma look I have on my face whenever I see or read the word "peen" (there it goes). If it was Halloween, Holly could've thrown some cat ears on top of her head and went to every party as OMG CAT, but it wasn't. So Holly went to the ER....
If it was me, they'd just have to try to put a vegetable in my mouth and I would've closed that trap shut. But it wasn't that easy for Holly. They stuffed a bunch of tongue depressors into her mouth and unlocked her jaw when her mouth muscles got tired. That was that. And now you know what to do the next time your jaw locks and refuses to close. Unless you like it when the judgmental nurse rolls her eyes at you and says, "Uh huh...I'm sure it was because of a yawn...".
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That happened to me once. I've had TMJ all my life and it's NOT fun. Best way to fix it: Jam your fingers in your ears, it creates an artificial pivot point and kicks yer jaw back into place.
Poor thing. That once happened to me in the middle of a bj, but it closed up before anyone was the wiser. Nothing severe like this chick, but it was fucking weird. Never had that happen before or since. My jaw clicked a lot after that, but now it only does it every now and again.
Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 6:27pm.
Was that crackling sound when the dr was fixing her jaw a sound effect or was that real? Either way, it was painful to hear...
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it sounded like an aluminum can was crushed. big budget sound fx.
Omg! My dad had this happen to him! And my EX-step mum laughed at him. Glad she's an ex!
He had to go to the ER and everything. *shudder*
Joe Shmoe> Which appliance? Was it the head gear? I used to take that shit out in my sleep and throw it across the room. 0:-)
Next segment for this child: Follow her ER plight as she goes through the trials and tribulations of TMJ Syndrome.
Thanks doc!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 6:04pm.
I was having orthodontic work done and had this weird appliance in my mouth (not a euphemism). It was uncomfortable and I removed it before bed one night and woke up in the middle of the night, with my jaw open & locked AND MY HUBBY WITH NO PANTS ON! AND A BIG GRIN! Kidding!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *laughing and snorting*
Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 6:27pm.
Was that crackling sound when the dr was fixing her jaw a sound effect or was that real? Either way, it was painful to hear...
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Thank you! I tried to type that about 10 times. I wondered why no one else mentioned it, so I assumed it was a sound effect.
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You say "beembo," I say "BIMBO." You say "sloot," I say "slut!" You say "whore," I say "hi." - Michael K, 3/3/11
I'm a little surprised this has happened to so many people, my jaw pops all the time and locks up and my boyfriend thinks I'm a weirdo (there are also many blowjob jokes involved). I, too, am terrified to yawn now because I don't want my mouth to get locked open for a long time!
Was that crackling sound when the dr was fixing her jaw a sound effect or was that real? Either way, it was painful to hear...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I was having orthodontic work done and had this weird appliance in my mouth (not a euphemism). It was uncomfortable and I removed it before bed one night and woke up in the middle of the night, with my jaw open & locked AND MY HUBBY WITH NO PANTS ON! AND A BIG GRIN! Kidding!
Srsly, so friggin' scary. I put warm faceclothes on it and it clicked and 'unlocked' and I was able to close it. I put that appliance right back in, quick smart.
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On choisit son chemin et il faut qu'on fait avec.
she needs practice! then it won't get stuck like that.... ;D
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by jenelle on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 5:29pm.
Holy crap, I'm so happy I'm not the only one!I swear the exact thing happened to me, had a massive yawn and my goddamn jaw slid out of place. My useless ass fucking family were just pissing themselves laughing. We were visiting for the day in the city, walked my ass all the way over to where people told me there was a medical centre, was closed, had to find the nearest hospital. 2 and a half hours I was like that, walking through busy ass downtown mouth wide open. And let me tell you(refrain from blowjob jokes please haha) but I have a legitimately huge ass mouth, lots of awkward looks..I looked all kinds of special. Long story short after a lengthy wait in a crowded downtown ER full of filthy drunks staring at me a doctor finally popped it back into place. To this day I stifle every yawn...
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thanks for making me laugh.
a client just walked by my desk while I was laughing out loud at your comment. She said, ''that must be a good one,'' while I tried to regain some sort of composure.
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Holy crap, I'm so happy I'm not the only one!I swear the exact thing happened to me, had a massive yawn and my goddamn jaw slid out of place. My useless ass fucking family were just pissing themselves laughing. We were visiting for the day in the city, walked my ass all the way over to where people told me there was a medical centre, was closed, had to find the nearest hospital. 2 and a half hours I was like that, walking through busy ass downtown mouth wide open. And let me tell you(refrain from blowjob jokes please haha) but I have a legitimately huge ass mouth, lots of awkward looks..I looked all kinds of special. Long story short after a lengthy wait in a crowded downtown ER full of filthy drunks staring at me a doctor finally popped it back into place. To this day I stifle every yawn...
I have really bad TMJ, and sometimes when I wake up in the morning, my jaw almost gets stuck. Luckily I have always been able to fix it, but it is a scary feeling. It doesn't necessarily hurt, but it feels really weird.
I'm always afraid this is going to happen to me. Every once in a while, my jaw kinda does a weird thing when I yawn. I can feel it pop out a little. Thankfully it always pops back.
So this has totally happened to me before. I was on a rollercoaster and I screamed and MY FUCKING JAW WOULDN'T SHUT FOR A HALF HOUR. I ended up fixing it myself, but it was so weird, and never had happened before. Definitely see the humour in it afterwards, but it sucked at the time... (not literally!).
She can't shut ha gaping gob... Love the brits.
dayum the bitch doesnt even have gag reflex!!!!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 4:06pm.
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she has stolen your profile picture look Jack!
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Whisker biscuits can be dangerous..
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa such a bitch!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Fuck yeah I would! Just to see your eyes bulge and your head shake back and forth like an epileptic looking into a kaleidoscope!
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That's some serious wood in her mouf.
LOL Uvy - just because that is what YOU would do!!!!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Knowing how (most) British men tick, that gaping jaw must have gotten molested at least 20 times on the way to the ER....
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 3:44pm.
I've had this happen to me before. Spent a little too much time eatin a box lunch at the Y... jaw completely locked up
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Now that, ladies and gentlemen (especially you gentlemen) is a REAL man! Bravo!
I've always aspired to be a slack-jawed, lolly eater with a gaping gob. Wait a second...
Jack, she was probably hoping she'd have to take you to a doctor so she could tell everyone you were sucking dick.
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
*high fives Thornholio*
I'm with you brother man.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
That right, and I can breathe thru my ears..
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
Thornhill knows what's up
You can never eat too much box...
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
LOL at everyone.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
@Jack...Booooo to ex wifey...
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 3:44pm.
I've had this happen to me before. Spent a little too much time eatin a box lunch at the Y
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Too much time eatin box, you say? HOLLA.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 3:44pm.
Hope you moved out of the way first. :)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I love the OMG cat...this trick, not so much. (HMPH!)
She said, "Uh huh huh ah ah ha ha huh ha."
LMAO!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I saw this last night and it looked as though she was faking.
She didn't even try to close her damn mouth.
This is the hiccup girls partner in attention.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
I've had this happen to me before. Spent a little too much time eatin a box lunch at the Y... jaw completely locked up. Took me about 15 minutes to work it back in place. It really is rather scary. Ex wife literally pissed her pants laughing.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one