I Beg Your Pardon, Olivia Wilde?
Olivia Wilde tried to bury the rumor that she's humping on Justin Timberlake by Tweeting the above mess yesterday afternoon. Olivia referred to those who are sniffing on her business as "honeybadgers." Excuse you, bitch? Olivia needs read up on the crazy nasty honeybadger, because honeybadger don't give a fuck that she's not licking on that curly haired one from the Mickey Mouse Club!
Dear Olivia, guess how many fucks the honeybadger gives about the fact that your name is Olivia? ZERO! Dear Olivia, guess the phrase that would come out of the honeybadger's mouth if you told him bitches were saying that you're touching tongues with the screecher from N'Sync? No phrase would come out of the honeybadger's mouth, because honeybadger don't give a shit!
Olivia needs to take time out from not fucking on Justin Timberlake to watch this educational video narrated by esteemed zoologist Randall (whose last name is Fellows).
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia!
via People
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Who cares? I can't stand him.
I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends
Who the fuck is she?
Bitch PuhLEZ stop trying to crawl up the Z-list ladder you dont even belong there.
and i wouldnt be proud to tell the world im hitting timberdouche and his white guy pretends to be black guy attitude... GET OVER IT justin, ure not black stop trying to be usher or something. gawwd
timberdouche is justin bieber in 10 years.
i cant believe people used to get their fuck parts crazy over him and his boyband.
having said that, the 0.000001% chubby chaser in me was totally winking at joey fatone -- Fat One.
Is Justin Timberlake the reincarnation of Milton Berle?
How else does he continuously get such hot ass when he continues to look like a Staples clerk?
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Still to this day I do not fucking know who Olivia Wilde is. Don't care either.
Submitted by DDT on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 1:50pm.
You know, listening to this again, Randall's voice kinda sounds Fred Schneider from the B-52s here... In a way it reminds me of "Rock Lobster" - lol. Snippets of this would make a hot song! I wish I knew how to do that.
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LOL! I love Fred Schneider and now I'm totally digging Randall- I can totally hear this as a song! Goddamn, he made me bust out laughing with the bullfrog video, "Think again, stupid!"
This bitch is way to boring to even try to reference the honeybadger. Team Randall and MK fo sho.
Great credit is due to RustyHooligan for introducing us (me, anyway) to Randall's narration of nature.
Olivia Wilde is really skinny and really boring. I'd have trouble pointing her out in a line up if I was mugged by a group of manniquens (sp?).
Wow, Olivia, you're like, soooooooo COOL!
Sigh.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 8:34pm.
Evil_cupcake: NO! Do you? :-O
I mean, I'd scissor it. I'm sure I'd need a hell of a lot of rubbing alcohol and baby powder afterward, but I'm game.
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Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers! Olivia Wilde is just recently divorced or separated...she needs some COCK!
Evil_cupcake: NO! Do you? :-O
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
How much funnier is the YouTube guy over the Saturday Night Live link? We were watching clips today in the office and everyone howled at the guy's "Jesus Lizard" upload.
Yesterday it was Hugh Laurie and now The Honeybadger. This girl is giving MK some good stuff to work with.
The last time I saw that video it was from a Dlister link so I was laughing even before I pressed Play. Entertaining while informational.
I wanna be reincarnated as a honey badger.
They've got the life!
you wouldnt know it, but i AM the honey badger.
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ROFLMAO - Honey Badger for Hot Slut of the Day, Week, Month, and Year!!!!! Bet he don't give a shit...
Not all who wander are lost ...
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 2:09pm.
You don't see the sexy in Rosie??????
Cool it, attentionwhore. I don't give a rat's ass.
This chick is all about being famous and she's getting pretty desperate. I mean, Justin Timberlake? those are low standards.
She got famous thanks to her bisexual role in Dr. House and we all know how plenty of people consider lesbians and bisexual women "hot" for some unknown reason, specially if they are not the Rosie O'Donnell variety.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
You know, listening to this again, Randall's voice kinda sounds Fred Schneider from the B-52s here... In a way it reminds me of "Rock Lobster" - lol. Snippets of this would make a hot song! I wish I knew how to do that.
I hope this means more works of art by Randall.
When folks have to tweet that they're just friends, they're totally more than just friends.
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Just because I'm out doesn't mean I'm drinking.
I couldn't believe that Olivia Wilde referenced the honeybadger. Bitch wishes she were 1/100th as sexy as the fucking bad as hell but nastyass honeybadger.
Damn, he really doesn't give a fuck. I wish I had honeybadger balls.
I loathe snakes. I am super terrified of them so I had to watch this thing with my hands over my eyes but I think that made it better!! The sound of his voice and the narration had me laughing so hard I was crying. One of the funniest things I have ever heard. So while no one gives a shit about Olivia Wilde and JT, even though IMO she is shooting herself in the foot by even acknowledging this crap is she's trying to do the whole "high-profile relationship for publicity thing".......I am forever grateful that because of her self-importance, we unearthed the gem that is this video.
lmao...and MK makes my week better yet again!
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Really, in the near future most of the population will be directly related to KFed, Lil' Wayne or a Duggar. We're doomed. -MK
I think this is the funniest thing I have ever read on Dlisted!
You can't fuck an unwilling man!
COOL IT HONEYBADGRS, WE ARE JUST FRIENDS AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS! (now I know how pooooor Olivia feels, LOL)
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Thank you for this, it's not often your laughing so hard you're crying before one cuppa joe.
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Mange de la merde
That video made me snort my coffee at my desk lol.
After watching Randall's Imma Cat it sounds like the voice is put on, lol, why? His voice kind of reminds me of Buck 65 and then seeing his face, it does not compute.
LOLOLOL *swoons*
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
why would ANYONE, let alone 72 people, retweet that?
now the honeybadger clip, yes.
this is why i hate hearing about twitter.
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DAMN! Honeybadgers really Don't GAF! Wow! Vicious little thing! To Olivia: then I too am a honeybadger! Don't really care if your humping him or not. I really don't. lol
HAHAHA, I love that clip of the honeybadger; the commentator was cracking me up so much, the nasty fuck!! LOL
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:15am.
Submitted by Jana on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:10am.
Submitted by Its ALL About Agnes on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:07am.
Submitted by Jana on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:03am.
Yes, I agree. One of the greatest love stories of all time is unfolding before our very eyes.
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LOL, it is so.
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It reminds me of the boy who pulled the girl's pig tails in grade school. It is love!
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IT IS!
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Submitted by Jana on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:10am.
Submitted by Its ALL About Agnes on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:07am.
Submitted by Jana on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:03am.
Yes, I agree. One of the greatest love stories of all time is unfolding before our very eyes.
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LOL, it is so.
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It reminds me of the boy who pulled the girl's pig tails in grade school. It is love!
Submitted by Jana on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:07am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:05am.
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you tease each other constantly. Have you ever met?
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Once, in court. The restraining orders expires next month so we'll take it from there.
On Topic: She needs to be thanking the "honeybadgers" for keeping her thin ass relevant.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 10:49am.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 10:43am.
I'm sorry but who in the hell is Olivia Wilde?
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She's on the show House and has been in a couple of movies, the new Tron movie being the most successful if that tells you anything.
ohhh that's who that is? well that's nice.
anyway I consider Omar Epps to be far more famous, and talented while we're at it...but thankfully, somehow he ended up being a normal, non-stuck-up hollyfreak. imagine that.
Submitted by Its ALL About Agnes on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:07am.
Submitted by Jana on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:03am.
Yes, I agree. One of the greatest love stories of all time is unfolding before our very eyes.
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LOL, it is so.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:05am.
No, snowy just likes sucking cock.
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awww that's SO sweet!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 10:55am.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 10:43am
I know her as the chick who made out with Marissa on the OC. I know she has other credits but damned if I know or give a shit. She's d-list at best.
oh she was on that show? I guess she'd be the breakout star now since Mischa Barton's cankles have disappeared from the ho stroll.
anyway other than Olivia Wilde and Mischa Barton, can you name anyone else who was on the OC? exactly.
I swear these assholes get some cheesy role in some two-bit production then they work the ho stroll in some fancy dress and then they act like they're God's gift to humanity. damn our standards are low. :P
ZZZZZZ they are boring. Next!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:05am.
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you tease each other constantly. Have you ever met?
sorry for being such a prying ass, but it would be fun to know.
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MK and CZG (aka Randall)
Team Major Gay. I will be head cheer leader, cheering for the head.
Jack can't dance or build a jungle shelter....
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Submitted by Jana on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:03am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:00am.
*attacks snowy's crotch*
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From reading your posts, I'm persuaded you two geeks (heh-heh) are in love.
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No, snowy just likes sucking cock.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
GAHHHD!! nasty fucker!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:00am.
*attacks snowy's crotch*
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From reading your posts, I'm persuaded you two geeks (heh-heh) are in love.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
Submitted by DDT on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 10:57am.
Hilarious narration. My husband saw the original once, and ever since then, has compared me to the honeybadger. I take it as a compliment.
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LOL, most women I know fall in to this category.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
enjoy the larvae
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap