Monday, April 4th 2011

OH DEAR GOD WHY!?

Why in swole hooves hell did Wendy Williams Tweet this picture from the set of Dancing with the Stars today? And why in the name of an Epsom salt baptism did TMZ repeat it on their site? But more importantly, why am I destroying your foot fetish by posting it here? Because I'm dragging you down into the WHY?!!! abyss with me.

But serious talk, should I be jealous of Wendy because she can fuck somebody with her extra plump boil and teabag a trick with her foot?

Wendy should at least dress it up a bit by sprinkling a little bit of powdered sugar on top. Then instead of looking like the inflamed gonad of a chupacabra, it would look like a delicious beignet! A delicious beignet that Kirstie Alley may or may not gnaw off when Wendy takes a nap. Problem solved!

Posted by: Michael K


Sayonara's picture

Wendy had foot surgery a few years ago. I guess it's time for another visit.

I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends

Centaurious's picture

Those are Shrek's feet.

No one will convince me otherwise.

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She also has a medical condition (I think it's Crohn's disease or something) the same condition Barbara Bush has. I wonder if that makes matters worse when it comes to swelling.

Anyway, posting those picture are just mean. But Wendy is just being Wendy. I bet her son his horrified. Lol

The woman never ceases to crack me up. She's like a cross between RuPaul and Kathy Griffin. Love her.

LisaRose's picture

WOW! I won't dare ever say that my feet hurt again!!

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Preesi's picture

I thought it was Danny Devito

CranberryAppleGirl's picture

Does she have diabetes? This looks more serious than swollen feet from dancing. It looks like a really bad case of edema. She needs to see a podiatrist, stat!

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oldpossum's picture

goddang I thought my feet were ugly.

My feet aren't that bad. Esp compared to hers.

sweet Jaysus. She has arches on her feet.

agirl's picture

Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:44pm.
Is she a husky girl with normal fat-sized feet, or a smallish girl with swoll-fuckin-up feet?

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Another option - not a girl at all.

Chris Knight's picture

No way, Wendy Williams is a woman. Man, tranny/gay, anything but a woman.

Chris Knight's picture

Im impatiently waiting for the moment when a celeb will tweet a pic of his condom full of sperm or of her pussy full of sperm or of blood soiled tampon. But wait, Hollyweird men dont use condoms, which explains the number of swollen bellied idiots that filled the place.

It looks like a cat's butthole.

sinjin's picture

Over at TMZ, they have this picture and just below it, a reader submitted gallery of thier jacked up feet. People born w/ missing or webbed toes, people who don't give a fuck about thier pedis, tatooed tops of feet with hairs growing out of the tats; don't go there when eating! It's the NASTY!

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Those are some ugly stubby toes. I've never seen a big toe the size of the OTHER toes.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 6:33pm.

LOL @ so much nastiness. This must make family dinners a real challenge for you. You have my deepest sympathy.

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How could you let your feet get that ugly? I've seen assholes with hemorrhoids that weren't that ugly.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 6:33pm.

Some people are just completely oblivious to their own disgusting-ness. One of my sisters has feet that make old Wendy's look like she has foot model feet. She (my sister) has a fungal infection in her toe nails, (soooooo gross,) hammer toes, calluses, bunions she's got it all...errgghh I'm fighting my gag reflex. And she sticks those monstrosities right up on a chair under everyone's nose.

I guess I admire her sang-froid in a twisted way. I'd have those things enclosed in a foot burkha 24/7, if they belonged to me.

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LMAO at your entire post. I needed that (the laugh, not the visual)!

agirl's picture

@ba-buttons - save the sessy talk for later!

agirl's picture

Whose crotch is that?

Is it a country vet, perhaps, getting ready to change her horsehoes?

fishsticksfan's picture

my HHumps my HHumps, my lovely lady

buuuhmmps

my HHumps my HHumps, my lovely lady

buuuhmmps

my HHumps my HHumps, my lovely lady

buuuhmmps

Hysteria's picture

Is she a husky girl with normal fat-sized feet, or a smallish girl with swoll-fuckin-up feet?

I don't watch DWTS or know who the hell she is.

Feet are gross anyway, and these are no exception.
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her feet are seriously swollen, i'm sure her toes don't normally all come in one size like that.

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My nail on one of my big toes straight up quit this bitch, so now I have a permanently too-short nail on that toe. I refuse to wear open-toed shoes...anyway, this pic makes me feel much better about my foot. Thanks Wendy!

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ditquoi's picture

If Chappelle's Show was still on this could be filed directly under When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong. :P

Meatblocks's picture

suddenly i'm reminded of that faces of death tape i was once tricked into watching (poor monkey!). cadaver feet.

skidmarx's picture

What is that thing? I've never seen a blister that large before.

Come at me bitch!

Mrs. Gosling's picture

You know what sucks? I don't wear heels hardly ever because I always feel like a clumsy giant and because my feet always hurt. So I wear flats I have tons of cute flats but I have kind of wide-ish feet so no matter how comfy they always hurt my sides so one day out of the blue I noticed tiny bumbs on the side of my feet. I thought they were just blisters well turns out they are effing bunions!!!! They are small and on my pinky side but I hate them. Back on topic WW feet are effing disgusting!

harveyprice's picture

Yes, the feet of someone who is fat and doing physical activity for the first time....life is rough when you have to move around and shit.

WTF did she do to herself?

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

she really thinks her husband is faithful?

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

toni's picture

I can't stand that phoney ass kisser, she made her name in radio by being badass, now she does the opposite. She also is begging people to vote for her by mass emails, I got one and all I ever did was tell her how fucked up she was once.

Fred Flintstone's picture

Okay- thats just fucking nasty!!!!!!!!

Zappy's picture

LMFAO @ inflamed gonad of a chupacabra! That made me snot rocket a projectile string cheese out of my nose!

nclgemini's picture

Oh my god!! EEw eew EEEWWW!! *Douses eyes with tabasco*

empress313's picture

This is why I rarely wear heels. Her feet are disgusting.

iHeartHaters's picture

Those fat fucking hooves are sickening. Look at the curled toes... Jesus God did this woman wear 4 sizes too small all her fuckin life??? Those feet should NEVER meet sandals. EVER.

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misslainey's picture

Speaking of hooves, one of my all-time favorite MK posts:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/31846

I won't front; I've had times when my feet look that swollen and blister-f'd, so I can relate.

What I like about WW is that she is in your face with everything...good, bad and ugly...including her personal life. No shame in her game...How you doin'?! The more you talk ish about her, the harder she works and more successful she becomes. I dig that!

badwolf's picture

Yuck. Yuck. YUCK.

UltraBaroque's picture

I wonder if there are foot fetishists who are into a pair of trotters like that.

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chocopuffs's picture

nasty!!!!, I had a friend she was the prettiest girl ever , but then one time she had the nerve and wore flops and she had the ugliest feet ever,after that I stop seeing her as my competition , she was a nobody. hahahahhaahahhahhahaa

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joe shmoe's picture

Some people are just completely oblivious to their own disgusting-ness. One of my sisters has feet that make old Wendy's look like she has foot model feet. She (my sister) has a fungal infection in her toe nails, (soooooo gross,) hammer toes, calluses, bunions she's got it all...errgghh I'm fighting my gag reflex. And she sticks those monstrosities right up on a chair under everyone's nose.

I guess I admire her sang-froid in a twisted way. I'd have those things enclosed in a foot burkha 24/7, if they belonged to me.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 6:05pm.
MK, this is so gross! Now you owe us a Panty Pudding of the Day!
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little_rascal's picture

MK, this is so gross! Now you owe us a Panty Pudding of the Day!

mahaatma's picture

Even Jesus would pass on those dogs.

Mr. mahaatma was quite shocked when I told him Wendy Williams was really a woman....ha!

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FunFilled's picture

She could pound nails with those hammer toes.

HellaciousB's picture

Good Lord. That is some nasty fucking shit. Take it inside, honey.

Tigerlilly's picture

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! DA FEETS! DA FEETS! *assumes tonado position in hallway*...

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Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 5:19pm.
that mess surpasses Hammer time! I don't even know what to call that mess

Call it, "a good reason to stop fuckign dancing in tiny shoes." :-)

What strange stumpy fat toes she has - they seem to get bigger as they go down the line.
They need a play date with Megan Fox's thumbs.

dlatina's picture

Not right. Kill the beast!!!

That is fucking disgusting. Fat doughy boil covered NASTY

Can't wait til she tweets a picture of her ingrown pubic hair from wearing a leotard or some shit like that. Or her crotch full of ingrown pubic hairs or whatever this nasty bitch has.