But What Does Hugh Laurie Think Of This?

A story about Justin Timberlake going on a date with 2011's Megan Fox, Olivia Wilde, could put a speed addicted insomniac into a coma, so focus on the photo bomber of my dreams Hugh Laurie when your nose starts to make a beeline for your keyboard. Let's Hugh Laurie's "Why am I the meat in this soggy sandwich?" face perk you up.

So Olivia Wilde's divorce to that Italian prince dude isn't yet final, but that hasn't stopped her from getting on her Now costar Justin Timberlake (focusonhughlauriefocusonhughlaurie). People says that Jessica Biel's impeccable strap-on game was the last thing on Justin's mind at The Roxbury in Hollywood on Saturday night. A source says that Justin and Olivia showed up together in matching white t-shirts and jeans. They both drank vodka and "canoodled" in the VIP area. A different source tells UsWeekly that they were obviously on a date and Justin pretty much kept his hands on Olivia all night.

The rumor is that Olivia ended her marriage, because she was bored of tasting the same ole' Italian peen all time and wanted to sew her wild oats with the pubes of a dozen one-night stands. Basically, Olivia wants to be a certified slut since she never got the chance. Since then she's been linked to Ryan Gosling and now Justin Timberlake. Olivia just has to reverse her chocha into Gerard Butler, slam the gas into Jude Law and she'll be right on schedule! Just follow the Sienna Miller map, Olivia, and you'll be well on your way.

Meanwhile, you probably haven't read one word of this shit, because you haven't taken your eyes off of Hugh Laurie. You made the right decision.

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Submitted by annZ on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 3:54am.

I pried my eyes off Hugh to go to Olivia's Wiki page, and guess what: her real name is Olivia Jane COCKBURN! Mhm...

Submitted by lora on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:17pm.

I think Olivia Wilde is fiiiiine!

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 9:18pm.

Yeah Olivia Wilde is on the prowl for a dollar, a dick and a dream.
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Submitted by quickkill on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 8:13pm.

I thought that Italian prince looked like a low key guy, with some good looks. I guess Olivia is bored. Going out with players will take care of that fast.

Submitted by jelliebean on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 5:54pm.

Oh how I love Hugh..
I always wondered who he was cheating with.

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 5:04pm.

"And "separated" is just another word for "married but trying to resolve issues". You're still married and any side piece is cheating!"

Unless you're in NC. You have to be separated for a YEAR before you can get divorced. That's ridick. At that point, imo, it's just a piece of paper.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 6:05pm.
I trust your gaydar before mine - mine is SHIT!
Re: the dress - when my kids were in kindy they had to make paper mache from old newspapers - Olivia looks like she's been rolling in it.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 4:46pm.

She looks just like she-hulk Biel...except she's prettier, more delicate, doesn't have trapezius muscles like a gorilla..and..

Well, alright. They both have brown hair.

P.S. I don't mind JT. He's got da moves. Sexay isn't always about how you look, it's how you are.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 6:02pm.
I've loved Hugh Laurie since his 'Laurie & Fry' days.
Hugh's thinking: But isn't Timberwhatsit gay?

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 4:32pm.

I've loved Hugh Laurie since his 'Laurie & Fry' days.
Hugh's thinking: But isn't Timberwhatsit gay?

Submitted by MagnificentChichis on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 4:25pm.

It's true, I have no idea what this post is about because I'm still looking at Hugh Laurie. Why didn't the camera zoom in closer on him?

Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 4:18pm.

People who start dating while "separated" or before their divorce is finalized are so tacky. Can't you wait a freaking few months before you start climbing on someone else? Take the time to figure out how you can improve yourself, to analyze what went wrong in the past relationship, etc. Jumping into one bed and then another solves nothing. You'll just remarry, play out the same story, and divorce again. And "separated" is just another word for "married but trying to resolve issues". You're still married and any side piece is cheating!

Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 4:04pm.

That look on HL's face is priceless. Anyway, Olivia was what, 18 or 19 when she got married? I have a feeling it has more to do with her Hollywood stock rising than with wanting to sow her oats.

She's too good to be married now. I hate when people do this shit. Someone stays with you while you are struggling,and as soon as you get a decent paycheck and a Cosmo cover, they get kicked to the curb? Really?

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 2:57pm.

I'll tell you what Hugh Laurie thinks of this: he's tired of dealing with the deadwood of Olivia Jane Cockburn's lack of talent, but is far too much of a gentleman to say so. So I'll say it for him.

And yeah, she's a fucking slut too.

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Submitted by agirl on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 1:25pm.

The only thing separating this anorexic from that other anorexic Diane Kruger is hair color - they could be twins. Starving twins, like the Olsens, that is.

Submitted by Datura on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 1:23pm.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:55am.
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And can I just say what in hell do women (who aren't star-struck gold-diggers) see in a twerp like Justin? He has no face, no great body and for the looks of it, NO big dick...plus a screechy voice and according to reports a shitty personality...can he really help anyone's profile at this point? I don't get it.
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Seriously. There's a lot a person can overlook in a lover who has a great personality/sense of humour, but Douchey-ass Timberlake just seems like a sour, egotistical prick.

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Submitted by CeeCee on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:34pm.

Is she still on House? I stopped watching about a year after she came on because she's so annoying.

Submitted by sybil on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:30pm.

Olivia Wilde is so incredibly gorgeous! She should have fun & fuck everything while she is young & hot!!

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:09pm.

Submitted by caprica six:"...Justin, FFS lose that Coming To America sexual-chocolate curl. It's fucking screaming to be free from your dumbass head."

LOL! So true, though!

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:09pm.

by Evil_Cupcake but then you like John Hamm, LOLOLOLOLOL :P

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Submitted by katerblern on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:03pm.

She needs Bosley, STAT! Her forehead is HUGE!

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:35am.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:57am.
IDK - for some reason Timberdouche doesn't bother me.

*shrugs*

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He doesn't bug me either. There are so many others that rank waaaay above him.

Submitted by yummy_pizza on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:13am.

Eh. Her face is really pointy in certain areas. Pointy is no good. Nope nope. Plus, I don't know a damned thing this bitch has been in. House? I think? But other than that, why is she famous?

And Hugh will always be so dreamy to me. I was just watching him on Jeeves & Wooster last night. And I recently re-watched the Blackadder series. That shit is genius. It's funny when you watch him in British comedies and see how different he actually is from his character on House. I love a funny man.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:04am.

SHe is definitely trying to be upwardly HO-bile, Hollywood style!

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Submitted by JBL on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:00am.

She is the classic example of getting a bit of fame and recognition for being hot, and then (trying to) "trade up", although I have NO idea what anyone sees in JT.

Submitted by gransal on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:52am.

I like Justin's hair in this pic....the rest of the story...SNOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Submitted by Bella on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:38am.

Well, I think she's stunning... but I co-sign the "I don't get what girls see in that twerp" statement.

Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:38am.

Hope Olivia leaves her body alone. Notwithstanding her As, the rest of her bod is fit. Glad she's got the confidence to still exude some sensuality in this plastic society.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:34am.

I think Olivia looks like Keira Knightley, very similar bony face, flat-chested skeletal body and horrible posture.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:27am.

IDK - for some reason Timberdouche doesn't bother me.

*shrugs*

Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:25am.

i am surprised that in such plasticized society as Hollywood she has not run to get a pair of saline boobs...girl is really flat-chested for a sex-symbol.

As for being 2011's Megan Fox, it is very fitting...actually, she was described as such just last week in one of the soaps I watch...MK, probably watches that too and got inspired by it...lol

And can I just say what in hell do women (who aren't star-struck gold-diggers) see in a twerp like Justin? He has no face, no great body and for the looks of it, NO big dick...plus a screechy voice and according to reports a shitty personality...can he really help anyone's profile at this point? I don't get it.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:51am.
Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:44am.
Yesterday VH1 aired the SNL episode of Dick in a Box and I laughed my ass off for like an hour.

Yes. I am that infantile.

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Dick in the Box is one thing that that keeps Raul from hatin' on him.
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Call it a last ditch effort to remain "cool" but I like Timberfake. Always have. And yes, I know the bootmoves to "Bye Bye Bye."

*excuses self from life*

Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:21am.

Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:44am.
Yesterday VH1 aired the SNL episode of Dick in a Box and I laughed my ass off for like an hour.

Yes. I am that infantile.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:18am.

He's not even remotely hot but still the girlies swoon. Baffling. I can understand a shortbus hillbilly like Brit falling under his spell but the rest?
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Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:18am.

I love when people just broke up and are immediately on the hunt for dick/twang! Shit, wait, just realized that was me a month ago. I need to stfu.

Justin, FFS lose that Coming To America sexual-chocolate curl. It's fucking screaming to be free from your dumbass head.

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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:40am

It took me a minute to realize that Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde are not the same person.

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Lol. I used to get Cameron Diaz confused with Gwyneth Paltrow because they were both blonde.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:15am.

I would gnaw on her chest bone like a starving hyena on the african plains!!! LOL I would
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:14am.

"...Justin and Olivia showed up together in matching white t-shirts and jeans..."

This made me laugh.
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Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:14am.

Yesterday VH1 aired the SNL episode of Dick in a Box and I laughed my ass off for like an hour.

Yes. I am that infantile.

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That makes two of us!

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:14am.

*joins Jack for lunch*

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:13am.

I'm suddenly in the mood for ribs... *orders lunch*
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Submitted by guest on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:12am.

He is not cute. And that hair! Remember back in the day when it was blonde? Bleh.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:12am.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:39am. She has no bewbs.

SHORT, simple, and to the POINT! *LAFFS*

Reminds me of that movie, "Only the Lonely" w/John Candy and Maureen O'Hara (LOVE HER). When JC brings fiance to dinner to meet mom, and mom smiles and says, "where are your breasts?"

Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:12am.

Raul's rack puts her's to shame. ************************************************************************************************ Short fat,skinny and tall, loved a few, fucked 'em all.

Submitted by Commenter85 on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:11am.

Nice to see Justin is well on his way to fugsdom.