Charlie Sheen Did This In Chicago Last Night
You know that scene in Benjamin Button where Brad Pitt flexes his old man baby muscles in front of a mirror? The picture above is what it would look like if a brown headed, methed out Dennis the Menace tried to distract his dealer from seeing the stolen 8-ball stuffed in his chonies by reenacting that scene. I mean, can one have toddler meth hair, because that's exactly what Charlie Sheen has. (I'm choosing to ignore the coke-eyed warlock cock in his pants. It's always too early for that).
After 4,000 mad bitches (Who only have themselves to blame!!) ran the warlock and his goddesses out of Detroit, Charlie Sheen retooled (emphasis on tool) his Violent Torpedo of Truth show for Chicago last night. Charlie dropped his opening act, axed Simon Rex's rap and instead gave the audience 90-minutes of a Q&A with some interviewer which ended in Charlie taking off his shirt and reading a poem. The Hollywood Reporter says that only 5% of the audience walked out and not one BOO was heard. It sounds to me like the Chicago audience knew they were about to be hit by a slow moving train driven by a brain damaged warlock, so they did they the smart thing by numbing themselves with enough mind-altering substances to put out a Lohan. If you're going to suffer, you might as well be fucked up while doing so. The highlights from THR:
Sheen's goddesses -- Rachel Oberlin and Natalie Kenly-- give each other a fast kiss onstage and then quickly exit.A fan yelled "Trainwreck!" and Sheen responded, "Go back to Detroit, dude."
Sheen asks the crowd: "Is it me or is it like a Cambodian outhouse in a heat wave up here?"
Sheen praised George Clooney as "fucking cool, so cool he's a fucking robot."
Sheen said he discovered the Internet and crack on the same night and then gave former Vice President Al Gore credit for inventing both.
Sheen asked a female audience member to remove her shirt. She demurred -- but a man described by various Twitter users as "fat" complied -- prompting Sheen to remove his own shirt and exchange it with the audience member.
The Chicago audience even gave Charlie a standing ovation at the end of the show. But I doubt that standing o was for Charlie. The only way they could keep from weeping into their open hands for using their hard earned money to pay for some shit they watched on UStream weeks ago was to stand up and clap.
And just for record keeping purposes, I WOULD NOT (Okay, maybe I would, but only if a blank check made out to cash was involved).
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I feel sorry for this man's children-- I sincerely hope his daughters aren't old enough to be in school.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I wonder what would it be like to be one of those whores charlie bangs.
i wonder what its like to suck limp coke dick or what coke cum tastes like...would you get coke breath?
Submitted by cheray on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 7:43pm.
The idea of entertainment is to be entertained. It doesnt have to be good. It doesnt have to be clever. It doesnt take a a sober, straight, chaste, methodical, intelligent performer to entertain us. The whole spectacle of this man lording it over everyone and parading his childfucks as if he is the only guy that can get two sluts to pash for his own titillation, his mad professor hair, his hysterically ugly body with the unfortunate erection, is just pure entertainment for the sake of watching a deranged man lose his shit in public.
*applause*
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Just because I'm out doesn't mean I'm drinking.
isnt it funny when older men show their "toned" bod and they become douche bags and or think they are the shit and there still is some sagging skin and their belly button looks weird
buahaha!
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Thank God Chicago is over 4100 miles away from Gouda.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Imagine being one of the hos, and this is huffing and grunting on top of you. A Bentley is not enough.
And Martin Sheen, where are you? If this was my boy, I'd hire a team of former black-ops to take him out with a tranquilizer dart and keep him locked in an underground bunker for an intensive mental and physical purification ritual until I was sure the drugs and the crazy were gone. Enemas, blood transfusions, voodoo priests, whatever it takes, demons be gone! But then again, I don't have kids.
I don't care about the retards who paid money to see Charlie Sheen.
I do care about Charlie Sheen, though. From a humane standpoint, the man needs help.
Period.
Uh, Losing.
ok he really needs some help
ok he really needs some help
The idea of entertainment is to be entertained. It doesnt have to be good. It doesnt have to be clever. It doesnt take a a sober, straight, chaste, methodical, intelligent performer to entertain us. The whole spectacle of this man lording it over everyone and parading his childfucks as if he is the only guy that can get two sluts to pash for his own titillation, his mad professor hair, his hysterically ugly body with the unfortunate erection, is just pure entertainment for the sake of watching a deranged man lose his shit in public.
Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 6:06pm.
Somebody tell Charlie "pink wig" is always accompanied by Cheetos and Red Bull.
Get your crazy on right, dammit!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Somebody tell Charlie "pink wig" is always accompanied by Cheetos and Red Bull.
Get your crazy on right, dammit!
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*snorts another line of Charlie Sheen*
Hugh Hefner is feeling pretty good about himself right now.
Is it just me, or is Sheen morphing into Danny Bonneduchebag? I mean, the hair, the 'roid rage, the hookers, drugs and low rent public displays? Seriously, Sheen could ask his ass to be an understudy on his "show"...*snicker*...Que the mens in white coats...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pass the eye bleach.
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Shiitake happens...
Charlie needs a chemical peel and a hair cut
Chucky Sheen needs to take some serious steroids and really pump some iron if he's going to bare his chest. It seems as if he's got a smattering of tattoos, too. Hell, Chucky! Get covered with them, boy! I want to see The Red Dragon on his back. For those who don't know it, look up Blake's "Red Dragon" print. It's in Thomas Harris' novel, "Red Dragon." Cover that warlock with tattoos!
is he doing the Vagina Monologues?
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, MY VAGINA WAS CHATTY, CAN'T WAIT, SO MUCH SAYING
WORDS TALKING, CAN'T QUIT TRYING,
CAN'T QUIT SAYING, "YES,
YES."Vagina MOnologues
He should've hired the out-of-work 2 1/2 Men writers to write this shit. Maybe it woulda been funny.
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Somethin aint right with that rib cage.
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Ummm, I call gut sucking & see side fat.
whatta douchehandle
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I bet giving Mario Lopez a bj is sort of annoying. You know he flexes, kisses his biceps, winks at the mirror and coos out shit like, "Tell Mario Lopez you like it... MK
Did people pay good money to see a crack whore get a boner on stage?
Gross.
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Omg, that is just so disgusting. Ewww, yick. My god, man, put your shirt back on, and put on some real-man pants.
The audience pay to see a car crash, they get a car crash, and they complain?
I call that a case of the duh brains.
This crack head wife beater is getting applause???
All that money, and no real pants.
Goddess Bree (the pig-faced one) has a matching bandage on her elbow. Wonder what happened to them.
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I'm tired of pretending that I'm not just a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.
he looks sickly as hell. G to the ross...I would demand my money back...regardless.
They gave Sheen a standing ovation? Now I know where we can exile our Gov. after we recall him at the end of the year.
Anne
Wisconsin aka Illinois State Park
You can't pray a lie.
Mark Twain
he could use a glass of water, no? he looks more dehydrated than mummy balls. :P
Submitted by Its ALL About Agnes on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:15am.
Submitted by Jana on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:13am.
LOL! Relevant in so many ways..
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that makes me kinda jealous of Detroit.
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I'm not one to stop at ....
aww fuck it, Charlie? This flaming-death-circus is made-for-TV baby!!!
In 10 years this sad fuck will have a Memorial Day Parade and we will lament his passing.
I'll be 68.
and this magnifiecient , magneefeecient, magnificientt ....
basterd will be gone.
I can't stop the tears.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:39pm.
are you guys talking about that "spot" on the front of his sweats?
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Snowy, you had to re-address it, didn't you? We couldn't just silently walk away/act like we ain't see shit of any frontal images. *bangs stapler on temples*
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are you guys talking about that "spot" on the front of his sweats?
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"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
his peen is ALL one big knobby cock-head and nothing else...at least it appears to be so here.
and whoever is fucking stupid to shell money on a live show with this asshole raving lunatic deserves what is coming to them. Of course it is going to SUCK bad...were you fucking surprised?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:25pm.
I need to see the peen head....
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here we have Charlie, who has obviously gone completely off his rocker, and yet... snowy is still looking for some dick pictures in the whole situation... "God", i love dlisted!... HAHA!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I need to see the peen head....
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
This entire post brings the LOLs. People just need to move on from this guy already...and maybe then he'll stop acting like a jackass.
not only that the emperor wears no clothes, but the guy has actually turned them over to the shark before he jumped it.... fuckin' sad, the state that Charlie's in.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Raul will not spending his $$ to see The Roving Turdpedo of Fail. ************************************************************************************************ Short fat,skinny and tall, loved a few, fucked 'em all.
Submitted by Chelseagrrl on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:43am.
Sorry if someone else already had said it, but, is that his penis head showing?
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What thumb?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:01pm.
Oh, and since when is Sheen's hair the color of ALF's fur? Burnt Sienna.
Actually, It reminded me of Mike Meyers mop.
ill.
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"MAJOR DOUBLE NEGATIVE FAIL!" -kokoskit
Wow.
Meth face coupled with hamster balls?
EPIC FAIL!
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Paint it green and call it dried-out Hulk.
Oh, and since when is Sheen's hair the color of ALF's fur? Burnt Sienna.
You deserve what you don't get if you actually paid to see this sociopath rant on nonsensically.
and on that note: PLEASE NEW YORK! Laugh this idiot off stage. Don't allow him to bring his meth/coke addicted whore of a self here to waste our time and money watching him have his breakdown on stage.
And speaking of stage....We are going to have to fumigate Radio City Music Hall!
"by Bunnyman on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:26am.
Chicago - the city with the REALLY low expectations."
I lived there for a few years, it was the worst experience of my life. Apologies to anyone on here that lives IN Chicago. Drives me insane when suburbanites would claim they were from Chicago but weren't. Until you pay 2K a month and your zip is in the city then you are NOT a Chicagoan. Everyone I met in Chicago sucked but I'm sure there are amazing people there. How they cope, I'll never know.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:40am.
who does a one-man show in baggy sweats looking like they just rolled out of bed?
^^THIS^^
I thought the SAME shit! But honestly, if my boss said it was cool, I'd be here in my jammies and thick fluffy socks. And since it brings the bulge, I'd happily buy sweats for the men here.