Hot Slut Of The Day!
MEAT LOAF!!!!! Marvin Lee Aday isn't getting the Order of the Hot Slut for his platinum plated music career or his contribution to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, he's getting it for his one-sided summoning of Armageddon on Celebrity Apprentice last night. Joan Rivers' "Pokah Playa" blow-up and Dionne Warwick's huss-isms sit in a special place in my heart, but Meat Loaf scared all the bats back into hell last night when he unleashed the monster on Gary Busey over art supplies! OVER ART SUPPLIES! Okay, it wasn't really over art supplies. Gary has been slowly nibbling at Meat Loaf's nerves the entire season, so when Meat (who is now charbroiled and completely burned) couldn't find his art supplies and mistakenly thought The Busey took them, he belly flopped over the edge and made all of his former anger management instructors proud! It was a beautiful sight to see and was like cunt music to my ears thanks to the dozens of FUCK words that shot out of Meat's mouth and slammed into Gary's forehead.
I laughed the entire time. "I bought those motherfucking sponges!" That right there is the kind of crazy comedy gold that should get Meat Loaf a hug from a straitjacket. I'm pretty sure kindergarten art teachers hear their 5-year-old students shout shit like that all the time, but it was new to me! As the meat thermometer in Meat Loaf's ass melted and exploded, Gary just stood with herp derp playing in his eyes. You know how you stop a crazy bitch from being crazy, you OUT FUCKING CRAZY them, which is exactly what Meat pulled on Gary last night. All of us should give Meat a pat on the back for that. But the pat is only to distract him while one of us shoots him in the ass with a tranquilizer.
Gary probably stayed on mute while getting the mark of the beast, because the acronym factory in his brain overloaded and shut down from trying to figure out the meaning of "MOTHERFUCKING SPONGES."
Here's Meat's epic meltdown in its entirety. Even Mel Gibson is handing Meat a Valium this morning:
After Cesar Milan leashed Meat and put him into a calm submissive state by TS TS TSing him in the side, he apologized to Gary and the two shared a touching moment together.Yes, if those Styrofoam food containers had eyes, they'd be rolling them, but this was the second best happy ending to the Crazy vs. Crazier showdown. The best happy ending would've been if Dionne Warwick rode in on a Hoveround and whooped all of their asses.
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Re: Star Jones whispering in Marlee Matlin's ear.
LOL Marlee Matlin is not the one. (And I actually know how to sign "not the one!")
How fantastic would it be for her to go OFF on Star Jones in ASL?
And Star would be screeching at the interpreter, "Tell her I AM A LAWYER!'
I still haven't seen this ep yet, but the clip is EPIC! My mom's a big Meat Loaf fan, so I guess by proxy I am too from hearing his stuff over and over. I can't wait to show this to her! He finds the bag? LMAO
And who else laughs when the insurance commercial airs the "that's still Meat Loaf..." bit when Apprentice is on?
Thanks so much for making him a Slut!
Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 5:59pm.
I have tickets to see Meat Loaf in concert in July. I will be sitting in my fourth-row-centre seat with my hands folded, taking great care not to make Mr. Loaf mad. Although it would be fun to throw some sponges and poster paints on stage just to see what happens.
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OMG, you SO have to do that! He's coming to my town soon too and I may go see him just so I can do the same thing..;)
"Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:52pm.
Are there nude photos of Mr. Loaf?"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
I don't know...but I have heard his sizemeat is quite large.
I have tickets to see Meat Loaf in concert in July. I will be sitting in my fourth-row-centre seat with my hands folded, taking great care not to make Mr. Loaf mad. Although it would be fun to throw some sponges and poster paints on stage just to see what happens.
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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
I fucking love Busey. His little gems of wisdom have me laughing until tears stream down my face. I can imagine the guy could grate on your nerves but he HAD his head crushed like a melon years ago. I know people with head injuries and they need kindness and patience. Meatloaf should realize this and calm the fuck down. Clearly anger management has not worked for him.
I also found it touching that LaToya donated that shirt of MJ's that had so much sentimental value. I really have a soft spot for that girl.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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that bat needs to fly back into hell!
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"Gary probably stayed on mute while getting the mark of the beast, because the acronym factory in his brain overloaded and shut down from trying to figure out the meaning of "MOTHERFUCKING SPONGES."
OMG...I am laughing so hard, I can hardly breathe! Hahaha!!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:52pm.
Are there nude photos of Mr. Loaf?
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for the love of all that's holy, i hope not!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
TEAM INTERPRETER DUDE!
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"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Are there nude photos of Mr. Loaf?
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Meatloaf needs to stick with ghost hunting where he's nothing but a teddy bear!!
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 10:40am.
So many funny things in this video to count. The comic timing is better than in Seinfeld.
- Meatloaf starts his rant with "OKAAAY!!!" (Lil Jon swivels around with his chair in surprise)
- John Rich tells Gary Busey to "wait right there" so he doesn't agitate Meatloaf. "Okay," says Gary. In a heartbeat he waddles right back in.
- The moment John Rich asks, "Meat, is this your bag?" DOH!!
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LOLOL Right?! That scene is all kinds of out of place and funny! How about the Survivor dude acting like nobody's yelling/nothing's going on but making eyebrow moves LOL? Or Mr. Cowboy and Rapper dude just checking sponge/paint bags? too much.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
"MAJOR DOUBLE NEGATIVE FAIL!" -kokoskit
I second the interpreter love!! Can you imagine how hard his job must be? He has to get in the middle of some epic arguments where ten people are talking at once and try to translate that to Marlee in sign language?? Also, I love it when he channels Marlee's emotion for her when he's speaking. What a great guy!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
bahahaha, I LOVE this season. It's priceless!
bahahaha, I LOVE this season. It's priceless!
To those who wondered what triggered the outburst: Nothing! As MK says, Gary had just gotten on Meatloaf's last nerve.
I loved Gary's fascinated stare at Meatloaf as he melted down. It truly was like an episode of grown up preschool!
Meatloaf has been an emotional wreck since the beginning. I kinda feel for the guy. Seems like he has some real issues, but seems to have a good heart. Gary Busey? Entertaining, but he would probably get on my nerves too.
I was never a Meatloaf fan but i can respect his talent. and i will always love him after this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI.
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Last night's episode was epic indeed, although I want Marlee Matlin's interpreter to be a hot slut. Dude works it harder than anyone on that show!! And then last night when he got teary-eyed... LOVE him.
Funny - I NEVER watch this show, but for some reason the Mr. & I wound up watching it last night, starting with Meatloaf's rant. (Therefore I did not see what led up to it.) All I could think was either a) That was some really BAD over-acting, or b) There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with him to blow up like that over painting supplies.
I never liked Meatloaf... he is one of my least-favorite rockers; he just turns me off on every level for some reason. "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" makes me cringe to this day. This episode, literally, did not help matters.
In light of Meat's madness, I think Gary Busey handled it in a very classy way. GB is a nutjob in his own right, but there is something very endearing about him. I have a soft spot for him. (NOT that I can picture him hypothetically running a business for Donald Trump... that I can't see...)
I'm not familiar with Nene other than what I've seen on D-Listed, and I usually just skim past the Real Housewives stuff... but from what I saw on CA, I like her already.
And WTF did Mark McGrath do to his face? Botox? Bad eye job? He is such a cutie and did NOT need to go messing with his face. I always liked his personality... He seems like he would be a blast to hang out with -- and like others here, yeah, I probably would... once the facelift settled a bit. :-)
Sorry I was all engrossed in Mildred Pierce and The Borgias last night, to have missed this.
I will say, Busey could drive anyone to explode just from looking at his teeth alone.
Does anyone remember him at the Oscars 2-3 yrs ago when he busted in on Jen Garner when she was being interviewed? It was one of the funniest tv moments ever. Her expression alone was priceless.
Busey was a raging lunatic on Celebrity Rehab too. People screamed at him there too.
If he acts like what they show on TV I'd stab the fucker in the juggular.
I just watched the clip...I don't watch CA, so I have no idea what triggered this meltdown. But Busey's face alone would make me homicidle. WTF did he do to his eye area.
And team Meatloaf. Just cuz.
So many funny things in this video to count. The comic timing is better than in Seinfeld.
- Meatloaf starts his rant with "OKAAAY!!!" (Lil Jon swivels around with his chair in surprise)
- John Rich tells Gary Busey to "wait right there" so he doesn't agitate Meatloaf. "Okay," says Gary. In a heartbeat he waddles right back in.
- The moment John Rich asks, "Meat, is this your bag?" DOH!!
This reminds me of the first grade when I thought some shitty kid who'd been tormenting me for weeks had stolen my lunch bag. I threw a fucking FIT while he just looked at me, dumbfounded and smug. Then my teacher handed me a paper bag and said "I think we found your lunch, hon." GAH!! The embarrassment still stings to this day. I should have been like Meat and pointed to my enemy: "You pushed me TOO FAR!!"
Seriously, what are they, 5? This was just ridiculous...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
That recap was really funny, webber. Thanks!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Perfect timing: when "The Biggest Loser Couples" promo flashed onscreen.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 9:58am.
The only Meatloaf song I know off the top of my head is I'd Do Anything For Love. To be fair, that was released in the 90's and a lot of his other stuff was way before my time. I do see that he released an album with someone named Stoney. She must be cool.
*pukes*
*punches*
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Yeah, Fuck it.
Same here M.E.
I'd still fuck Mark McGrath in a heartbeat.
The best part was that after his insane rant, he finds his bag with all the stuff he bought, yet no one said he's a crazy mofo. Gary never touched that asshole's stuff. I hate meatloaf, he treats his musicians like shit.
The only Meatloaf song I know off the top of my head is I'd Do Anything For Love. To be fair, that was released in the 90's and a lot of his other stuff was way before my time. I do see that he released an album with someone named Stoney. She must be cool.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
One more post before I go. If anyone is interested, Tom Scharpling of NY Mag writes a pretty good Celeb Apprentice recap every week:
http://nymag.com/tv/the-celebrity-apprentice/
Submitted by Webberbear on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 8:44am.
Although I can't stand Star Jones, she has proven herself to be super smart in playing the game.
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You're right, and I think she uses the same strategy in real life. She's the type of person who'd rather not have any real friends because she's so "successful" and "smart" and no one would really appreciate her always unwarranted advice. That's why she carries around a dog for companionship, who I'm sure can't stand her fake ass. She's the one I'd push into a wall when no one was looking and call it an accident. Can't stand that pug-looking wench.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 9:36am.
Wait, so all his stuff was in the bag the whole time BWHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
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Fishsticks, yup, then he tosses Gary his paints back and squishes a dollop O'yellow on the bball and starts his 'art'. lololo
Meat apologized some time after, and Gary (the secret, humble wizard angel that he is) meekly accepts the apology. Guys, gotta love them!
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
"MAJOR DOUBLE NEGATIVE FAIL!" -kokoskit
Wait, so all his stuff was in the bag the whole time BWHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Submitted by Slurpee - Celebrities are such dickheads.
But, I have to say, Marlee Matlin has sure aged well.
She turns 46 this year and is married with four kids. She's a survivor for sure, coming out the other side from drug addiction and an abusive relationship with William Hurt.
I wouldn't want to have been in that room, but dang I laughed out loud watching this clip!
In re the charity thing: the celebs earn money for their charities, but I believe they also get compensated themselves for doing this show. Ain't none of these has-beens working for free. Although among this year's cast members, probably Meat Loaf has had the most active career in recent times.
In re Marlee Matlin's age: she's only 45 but was very young (21) when she won the Oscar, so people are often surprised at her youthful appearance after all these years.
ROTFL @Sluttsville! Truth!! god, that clip of all of them is just so out of place. The dude in the crisp cowboy getup, the rapper, etc. lol @ "spong-worthy"
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
"MAJOR DOUBLE NEGATIVE FAIL!" - kokoski
Submitted by guest on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 9:25am.
It really is priceless when they find his missing bag. Bwhaa.
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Agreed. This is why one searches HI AND LOW, the entire area, back-trace one's steps before a major rageout and accusation backfires. People, look everywhere first. God knows I don't want to be screaming "THAT'S MY FUCKING TAMPON!" or some shit, when, really, they all look the same and there's a room full of em. But, damn, men yelling about sponges is some funny shit.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
"MAJOR DOUBLE NEGATIVE FAIL!" - kokoski
Neither man is sponge-worthy.
It really is priceless when they find his missing bag. Bwhaa.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
I watched this last night. I like Meatloaf, but he made himself look really bad and childish. What we don't really see is how Gary has been getting on Meat's nerves for weeks and ML had enough. So it seemed like it was over some paintbrushes, but it's more than that.
What I would like to have seen was Meat and Dionne go at it. Motherfucking Hussies!
Holy shit, did you snarks see the walls shake, Meat went so bonkers! This is one Oscar-worthy a-buck-and-some-change-item rageout! (been there).
Would have never imagined the phrase of the day from a grown man would be "my fucking sponges!!" *falls off chair* I laugh out loud for nonsense shit like that.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
"MAJOR DOUBLE NEGATIVE FAIL!" - kokoski
Meat Loaf is fucking awesome. He has more talent in his velcro shoes than Gary Busey has in an entire chicklet tooth. So fuck off with any criticism, Meat Loaf can't be touched and if he wants to throw a fucking fit on Celebrity Apprentice, so be it. I hope he fucking backhands Star Jones while he's at it.
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Haha bjork, I DO agree it has to be hell working with Gary!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Celebrities are such dickheads.
But, I have to say, Marlee Matlin has sure aged well.
What an ass!!
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 8:43am.
Louise, Meatloaf just looks like a bad guy to me. Sure he felt some remorse after the fact, but I think it was only because he was wrong and embarrassed.
I agree. A few years ago, a classic rock radio station here in Chicago had some kind of contest where Meatloaf fans could enter to interview him on the phone for the station (he was doing promotion for I forget what). The guy who won was a huge Meatloaf fan.
Anyway, Meatloaf was the biggest ASSHOLE EVER to this poor guy. He wouldn't answer his questions, kept cutting the guy off, talking over him, and acted very put out that he had to speak to someone who was "just" a fan. They actually aired the interview and it was very uncomfortable.
Ever since I heard that interview, I've had a very sour opinion of Meatloaf. Everyone can have a bad day, but suck it up for 5 minutes. Everyone is capable of that.
Anyone else notice last week on Celebrity Apprentice when John Rich seemed really upset because they were doing the gay theme with Jose on the video camera? Methinks someone may be homophobic..