Hasn't Sharon Tate Been Through Enough?!!!

File this under: as likely as Roman Polanski getting named UNICEF's goodwill ambassador for children's aid.

Lindsay Lohan already lost out on the chance to get humped by a dog on camera in the Linda Lovelace biopic called Inferno, because even the Geico Gecko refuses to look her way. LiLo has said herself that she's not insurable, but that hasn't stopped photographer and stunt queen extraordinaire Tyler Shields from offering her the role of Sharon Tate in a movie about Charlie Manson called Eyes of a Dreamer. Tyler and LiLo already go waaaaaaaay back. He shot her Inferno promotional stills.

TMZ says that Brad Wyman, one of the producers of Monster, is already on board. Tyler is not only directing the movie, but he's also going to play Charles Manson.

The only star from Valley of the Dolls LiLo can pull off playing is Patty Duke TODAY (no offense to modern day Patty Duke). Sharon Tate was a beautiful orchid of a woman with sumptuous eyelids (her eyelids really were a work of art), and LiLo well.... I'll just let Sharon Tate speak for all of us:

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Submitted by Serotonin on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 7:00am.

Ugh, I read about this poor tragedy way too much. I still have VOTD dvr'd and meaning to watch it. Anyhow, HoHan is not right for the part :(

Recently while watching Criminal Minds (huge MGG fan,btw!) I thought the newest cast member, Rachel Nichols, looks a LOT like Sharon:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0629697/

Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 1:02pm.

I see her more as Squeaky Fromme !! Now that was some crazy ass ho.

Submitted by zinnia on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 8:55am.

That's just horrible. Let the poor woman rest in peace.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 8:35am.

Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 6:05pm.
Um...ok.

I've seen pics of what the Manson crew did to her and the others, and....just wow. What a sick, cruel, EVIL group of people.
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Someone linked me pics that were un-censored and OMFG.

I cried.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 8:33am.

Helter Skelter is an awesome book

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 8:30am.

Here is an instance where I hope life imitates art.

DIE WHORE!

Poor Sharon is rolling in her grave.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 8:07am.

Nobody needs the Tates' or Polanski's permission to make a bio about Sharon Tate. It's a newsworthy, real-life crime story, so film away. Also, you can't defame the dead, so...

I concur with those who suggested that Polanski couldn't have cared very much. I bet he was two-timing her with teenagers while she was pregnant. Hollywood in that era was probably more drugged up and promiscuous than even today.

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Submitted by ronnyk on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 8:02am.

She's more fit to play one of the cunts that murdered she.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 8:23am.
Don't expect her to have respect for the dead, or to be able to identify a predatory conman from a legitimate director.

Yes. I bet her weekend "audition" for the role has turned into, in her head only, playing Sharon Tate.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 6:53am.

Lilo would star in the Hamburglar story featuring Tonya Harding, Golden Voice guy and Rebecca Black if it meant an acting gig, so let's have some perspective here.

We're talking about a money-hungry sociopath who has lied, snorted, cheated and stolen her career down the toilet. We're talking about someone who obviously turns tricks for Louboutins and fancy piss-yellow hair because Mean Girls royalties can only take you so far, especially when you're a cokehead and prescription pill popper.

Don't expect her to have respect for the dead, or to be able to identify a predatory conman from a legitimate director.

Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 5:33am.

Oh, hell-to-the-goddamn-fucking NO.

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Submitted by joanne on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 4:23am.

They need to let Sharon Tate alone. Who keeps trying to cast this mess? If we did half the things Lohan did we would be behind bars instead of 'starring' in someone elses life.

Submitted by deez on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 3:27am.

A Manson movie has already been made a few years back. There was a documentary featuring he and his 'followers' in the 70s. The uncensored crime scene photos are all over the web. The jig is up.

Movies on killers have been made for years; Zodiac, BTK, numerous (shitty) ones on Ted Bundy. It never ends.

And may I say, RIP Sharon and her baby son, Paul. Tears me up inside every time I think about those events.

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submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 11:13pm.

Are there no writers out there with original ideas? This woman and her child were brutally slain. That's not entertainment material. People should have some respect.

Submitted by snideychick on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 1:19am.

Snideychick sez:

If Lohan wants to do a biopic them let her do The Life and Times of Joey Heatherton. They both are crazy drug addicted hags, so no acting required.

Submitted by from athens on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:10am.

read somewhere that days after his wife's murder,Polanski was spotted in clubs with hos drinking and having fun and shit.

Submitted by sofster101 on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 9:45pm.

This is incredibly wrong.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 9:43pm.

Are there no writers out there with original ideas? This woman and her child were brutally slain. That's not entertainment material. People should have some respect.

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Submitted by cprincess on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 9:41pm.

Sharon Tate was hot- Blohan -in your dreams dear.......

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by SpiceDong on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 9:35pm.

Agree about Heather Graham...even now she would look better and younger than Howard the Duck 2 over here.

Sharon looks like a young Catherine Deneuve in that photo...they had a similar look back in the day.

This topic is so horrific...the TV miniseries was enough.

I read the house where it all took place was haunted until it was demolished.

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PDQ on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 9:45pm.

I could see a younger Heather Graham in the role - but not Lohan.

Agreed. Heather has the large, limpid "doe eyes" and could pull of the 60's era look no problem.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 8:40pm.

Forget Charles Manson. Enough books and films have been made to lionize him, that pathetic egomaniac.

Let the dead rest in peace and let him rot in jail.

I'm sure the very thought of Lilo playing her has Sharon rolling in her grave.

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Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 8:40pm.

Sharon's father, mother and sister Patti all died. Her other sister is alive though, so I hope she speaks out.

Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 8:26pm.

Lilo in this role would be like murdering Sharon Tate all over again. Too sad.

I read Bugliosi's Helter Skelter and the Sea Will Tell. Really good.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 8:49pm.

going out to buy plastic sheeting and wesson oil!!
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that's my hoff!!... i knew i could count on you to be my "Slip 'N Slide" buddy!!

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Submitted by PDQ on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 8:15pm.

I could see a younger Heather Graham in the role - but not Lohan.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 7:45pm.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 8:49pm.

going out to buy plastic sheeting and wesson oil!!

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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 8:49pm.

that's it!!... get your house ready for company!... i'm gonna go to the grocer, get a couple of boxes of "Life", "Golden Grahams", and "Cinnamon Toast Crunch"!!... we're gonna have a fivesome!... milk's optional... only if you're kinky that way. HA!

OT: i'm working on it. gimme a minute!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 7:25pm.

Who would own the rights to her life? Polanski? I can't see him okaying this shit.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 7:19pm.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 8:47pm.

hey baby!(spoken in a low, throaty growl)

and, omg, Life cereal. I try so hard not to buy it because if it's in the house, it's my three meals a day....

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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 7:17pm.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 8:39pm.

yeah, but if you go after my golden grahams, I'll fucking kill you.

"Side eye for ESE, hogs all the milk"
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"Golden Grahams" are pure heaven!!!... i like to mix them with "Cinnamon Toast Crunch"... i know, i know... cereals shouldn't fraternize, but they go wonderfully together... whether they like it or not!

hi, hoffy!!

OT: this is still the Lohan thread right?... yeah, i'm still gonna have to wait for the vodka god to kick in before i start on her.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 7:09pm.

yeah, but if you go after my golden grahams, I'll fucking kill you.

"Side eye for ESE, hogs all the milk"

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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 7:08pm.

yes, I do recall seeing, several years ago, that Sharon's mother is hell on wheels, going to prisons,making sure violent offenders don't get out early, meeting with the familys of the victims..

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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 1:30pm.
Lindsay Lohan actually playing Sharon Tate gives me hope that a Bobcat Goldthwait version of "Othello" is on its way... followed abruptly by the rivers running red with blood, and the "Trix" rabbit petitioning for everyone to eat "Cocoa Puffs" before the end of the world.

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"Trix", "Cocao Puffs"? That's what you're into now????? No, THEY'RE GREAAAAATness, anymore? Yeah, I see where I stand now...No, don't, just don't...
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look, the last that i heard, you were being "GGRREEAAAT" with Snap, Crackle, and Pop so i figured it was time for me to move on to new breakfast cereal references... don't give me that "innocent tiger sad eyes"!!... you knew what this was!.. you knew that breakfast only lasts for a morning!... oh, damnit... i just can't quit you, Tigerlilly... *slits Captain Crunch's throat*... here, it's all i could think of for a peace offering. heehee!

OT: Lindsay Lohan, huh?... uumm... yeah... i really don't think there's much more i could say about Lindsay Lohan.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by noshitsherlock on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 7:05pm.

Fuck Lilo, fuck Manson and fuck this tool who thinks he'll turn this slaughter into entertainment. Sharon deserves better than this shit and so does her unborn child :(

Submitted by babybunny on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 6:47pm.

Sharon Tate's family won't let her memory be de-file by the likes of this slut. Sharon was beyond gorgeous...if she had live she would have blown all these modern day beauties away....she was the real deal...probably a modern day Monroe...tragic and unbearable death....and even contemplating putting Hohan in this role is adding insult to injury...Hohan should really be in the movie were she fucks the dog...that really is more her style.

Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 6:38pm.

Cracksey's going to be in nyc this upcoming weekend, right?? Gonna ask her to sign a copy of her Inferno promo cover. Hope she's not turned off by the handwritten "F A I L!" that'll be splashed across said promo cover.

Tate was gorgeous.

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Submitted by iMalice on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 6:28pm.

Sharon Tate deserves better than Loser Lohan. Even if she was played by that Minotaur... THING... it would still be better than Ms. Low-han.

Submitted by Ding_Dong on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 6:23pm.

SHE IS GOING TO GET AWAY WITH SHIT AGAIN!

Cunt whore will just say "Oh judge, I turned my life around blah blah"

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 6:23pm.

Sharon Tate was so achingly gorgeous. I just shiver that he was married to that sick fuck, then murdered by a group of sick fucks. What a sad, sad life.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 6:09pm.

All I can say is I hope that Sharon Tate's remaining family members rise up righteous and beat the living shit out of this used up druggy whore.

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 5:49pm.
"Yes I read it too. Utterly, utterly chilling. I wonder if Vincent Bugliosi is still alive.."

I'm pretty sure he's still in the building. If you're into true crime stuff, you should read his 'And the Sea Will Tell'. The book was great, but I think Vince was kidding himself in his defense of Jen.
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That was some mighty fine lawyerin' there because that bitch was guilty as fuck!!

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And he's still very much alive and has just written a book about Kennedy assassination.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 5:06pm.

I always hate hearing the detail that Sharon begged them to kidnap her until she had her baby and then they could kill her. I do love these coked out ideas Lindsay and her friends probably come up with at 5 in the morning. Linz truly thinks is every tragic blonde from the last century.

Submitted by shandi on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 5:04pm.

Sharon Tate was gorgeous. Lilo is a hag. I don't see how this could possibly work.

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 5:00pm.

"That was some mighty fine lawyerin' there because that bitch was guilty as fuck!!"

I KNOW, RIIIIGHT!?!?!! Sorry for shouting, but DAMN! I really hated how he convinced himself otherwise. Denial is a river in Egypt, Vince.
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Submitted by MzSassy on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 4:58pm.

I . . .I'm at a loss for words. You mean that "they" had to drudge up Lindsay Lohan to play Sharon Tate when Tate's beauty was immeasurable, and well, Lohan looks like a haggard 45 year old drug addict?!?!

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 5:49pm.
"Yes I read it too. Utterly, utterly chilling. I wonder if Vincent Bugliosi is still alive.."

That was some mighty fine lawyerin' there because that bitch was guilty as fuck!!

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Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 4:35pm.

Um...ok.

I've seen pics of what the Manson crew did to her and the others, and....just wow. What a sick, cruel, EVIL group of people.

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Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 4:26pm.

None of those psychopaths who were part of that horrific crime should ever be let out of prison. Too bad for them with their constant pleas of turning over a new leaf.

Sharon Tate was ravishing. Far surpasses Angelina Jolie or any actress considered gorgeous today, IMO.

Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 4:24pm.

With that pemmican skin, fright wig weave and gravel quarry voice, she's not even fit to play Larry Tate from "Bewitched".