Straight From Papa Joe's School Of Choreographed PR Moves

All is well again! Pete Wentz has kept the kitty hairball off his head and Papa Joe has convinced us to put the stunt queen crown back on his head by sending these two out for a hand-holding photo opportunity at Starbucks yesterday. Even the baby Harpo Marx that is Bronx Mowgli is not falling for this pre-April foolery. No, that's just my bitterness leaking all over the keyboard again (Hazmat is on their way). Of course these two are in love again! Nothing says "the divorce is off" like schlemiel schlemazel-ing in a Starbucks parking lot while one of you is dressed like Freddy Krueger after an Urban Outfitters makeunder.