Friday, April 1st 2011
Straight From Papa Joe's School Of Choreographed PR Moves
All is well again! Pete Wentz has kept the kitty hairball off his head and Papa Joe has convinced us to put the stunt queen crown back on his head by sending these two out for a hand-holding photo opportunity at Starbucks yesterday. Even the baby Harpo Marx that is Bronx Mowgli is not falling for this pre-April foolery. No, that's just my bitterness leaking all over the keyboard again (Hazmat is on their way). Of course these two are in love again! Nothing says "the divorce is off" like schlemiel schlemazel-ing in a Starbucks parking lot while one of you is dressed like Freddy Krueger after an Urban Outfitters makeunder.
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Who could help falling in love with that beautiful, radiant epitome of womanhood.
Did she get dressed in the dark?
How retard one can be to name his child/son Bronx Mowgli? The boy will kill them both when he grows up.
I once had a soft spot for Petey Wentz (which is even worse than my former soft spot for Franco) until I found out he was going out with this twat. And at this point I could care less whether they're really back together or not. ASSlee has ALWAYS annoyed the hell out of me, ever since she had that shitty reality show of hers when she was still with Ryan Cabrera. She just seems like a stuck-up snob. *ugh* The only person I feel bad for in this situation is that poor child.
like who gives a fuck????
who are these twats?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 1:01pm.
I thought StickaCockinWoodyAllen... was a domme, too!
I'm a little jealous because it's my impression that you can make some good money doing it, and it's not sex. In another life, I would have gone in that direction.
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I remember one of our Dlisted doms saying that the job became depressing because, even though, at first, you feel like you're the one in power, you're still just being used by men, fulfilling their desires.
I think it would be a very interesting job/lifestyle, but I'm such bloody prude. I would be laughably awful. "Shit on your chest? But... that's obscene!"
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 12:08pm.
*sprays bacon spray into coochie, waves fumes toward jack-o. Winks vag-hole*
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"winks vag-hole"??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
I'm sure that thing is bedazzled as well.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
I thought StickaCockinWoodyAllen... was a domme, too!
I'm a little jealous because it's my impression that you can make some good money doing it, and it's not sex. In another life, I would have gone in that direction.
I will tell in some thread, I don't have a reason to hide it. It would be easily discovered here, so I'll put it somewhere when we're all bored then edit it out if people are that curious. Sorry to keep writing in this thread. there were assumptions pieced together and I wanted to make it very clear that I'm not those mentioned AND there's no scandal here. It makes me paranoid. I don't want to lose him. I do love him, with everything. Ok. outta this thread. I'm supposed to be packing (and I'm clearly not.).
Chelseagrrl.....do tell!!!!!!! JK! But I really would lurve to know.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Ugh. I was a domme (I do it over phone and own a website) but no one is celeb as far as I know. My boyfriend person isn't a client. there's nothing scandalous in that regard. I don't know how to explain it. I've known him over 4 years my workstyle is just that, work. I'm not an in person domme. I write, act and model to earn my living. I have 2 kids that I raise alone and I'm attending Columbia in the fall. I'm seriously nothing that's scandal worthy (like a domme with famous clients.). He is my best friend and through our mutual breakups 2 years ago, we fell in love. We are rather boring together. No blind item here, I don't want his ex's crazed fans emailing me. Or my ex's crazed ass/fans emailing either. I just endured 18 months of that shit, my feelings were very hurt by the bullshit spewed. My kids do read the internet and go to school with other kids who do too. It wasn't a very awesome winter to say the least.
Did Pappa Joe take "PR" lessons from Jolie/Pitt? It appears he did....
Submitted by mcnightmare on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 12:28pm.
chelseagirl, you're like an exclusive blind item:
hmm, you must be Nicole RItchie
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Hmm I think it was Chelseagirl who admitted to being a professional dominatrix to some high profile clients not long ago if I remember correctly. so any guesses may need to start from that end. I can't picture Nicole Ritchie with enough strength on her bones to brandish a whip.
"I am not like anyone. I am ME!" - Elizabeth Taylor, Butterfield 8
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chelseagirl, you're like an exclusive blind item:
hmm, you must be Nicole RItchie
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On Topic - UGH - hate them. This bitch is one of those stupid girls who wants adoration/love/affection/attention so much and in such high doses that she can't live w/a plateauing relationship in any way. As soon as she feels as if she's not getting the attention to which she is entitled, she does stupid attention-grabbing shit, breaks up w/her piece, and waits for the RUSH of him showing her how badly he wants her when he tries to win her back. She knows Pete would do it too, b/c she puts her clit vibrating egg behind her lower lip, and uses her chin to stimulate his prostate.
@chelseagirl - that's exciting. I sometimes pretend my husband is on the alphabet list. Of course, I sometimes pretend my husband is an actual celebrity. ETA: Post a picture of his bare ass and let us guess. You dont even have to tell us who is right. Just ass please. No wait - PEEN. Yes, just peen please.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
hopiece:
I LOVE how that baby got all of Ashlee's pre-surgeried, busted-ass features!
Is that thing a boy? Are we certain?!
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edit.
@chelseagirl - how far down the alphabet-list is your fuckpartner?
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
I'm not a celeb, not on any level. Yes, I'm with someone who is. @ yep, those are tights. Again, maxi pad crotch and control top thighs.
A) Those are tights, not leggings.
B) I hope that kid has a good personality.
C) Chelseagrrl is dating a celebrity/is a celebrity?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
*sprays bacon spray into coochie, waves fumes toward jack-o. Winks vag-hole*
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
Submitted by Chelseagrrl on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 11:47am.
The box is stretched, from the two kids or are you into fisting? ************************************************************************************************ "Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree, and banged every guy on the way down?" http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8867f06ee0/the-charlie-sheen-is-too-da
they finally sedated her
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Thank God her tshirt is long. Otherwise the way the pic is blown up we'd be subjected to Asslee's giant denim (?) camel toe.
The sad part is that Wentz seems genuinly happy to be there. As for Simpson, she's like (uhm), like, you know, (uhm) like ... lobotomized.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I object to this article: it's irrelavent, immaterial, and boring.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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TEAM PINK!
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
DIBS ON CAREY!
*tweaks ME's nip and runs off laughing*
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
schlemiel schlemazel hasenfeffer incorporated.
::puts glove over beer bottle::
These two shmucks deesoive each other.
yikes! that blown up pic was really mean MK.
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now is the time for guts and guile ~ Dame Elizabeth
i was going to post "leggings are NOT pants", then i saw in the 3rd thumbnail she's rocking katie holmes' denim shorts & tights look. therefore my post is: KATIE HOLMES IS NOT A FUCKING FASHION DESIGNER!!
Uvy - betch! You know I love P!nk!
@Raul, Oh piss off, I was justing eating cold pizza when I read that. I am packing to relocate for 90 days. Packing 2 kids things and my own, sucks. Which is why I'm laying in bed, watching TV with the cat and eating cold pizza and apparently packing on the pounds :(
Chelsea Handler???????
LOL
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
LMAO @ Snowy.
ahahahahahah Breaky I love ♥ you for saying what I dare not speak aloud!!!
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Jack "team divorce" haha
No I'm not Jessica. I have careers but I'm nothing more than a thousandaire. I'm fairly certain Jessica has billions now, right? I'm excited y'all approve of my spelling and grammar. Seriously, I suck at writing (although paid for it) and grammar is the devil. I'm not related to Pete or Ashlee (promise). To my knowledge I've only been spoken about (without name) on this site in connection to the man I've been rumored with, for almost 2 years. There's only one gossip site that put my real name (I go by a stage name) and the celeb/musician, complete with photos. The photos are gone but the bullshit that people preached as truth does remain. Yes, I'm with that musician but due to our friends and our privacy - we aren't coming out unless we marry.
Anyway, yes the "box" is stretched. I thought it was my browser but apparently not. I need an OP as I avoid packing. I need to discuss to no one listening, that I don't think I'm accomplishing anything - and I've been packing for a week!
That baby is ugly and dark-sided in appearance.
That is all.
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Submitted by Chelseagrrl on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 11:28am.
Avoiding packing what, on more pounds? ************************************************************************************************ "Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree, and banged every guy on the way down?" http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8867f06ee0/the-charlie-sheen-is-too-da
ME, I had my fightin' wig on before I saw it was you. :)
You know I'm a Pinkaloonie. I agree that you don't often see reconciliations work but she and her hotassed hubby seem to have a ton of passion for each other.
These two twits look like they could be from Teen Mom or whatever the useless fuck that show is.
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
@jack-in-the-hat
Bacon! MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
TEAM DIVORCE!!!!!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 11:34am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 11:30am.
AH HA, I have it now, Chelseagirl is really Jessuka! LOL ;P
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Not possible. The spelling and grammar are correct.
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ahahahaha and her posts don't smell like BACON!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
So are they the new P!nk and Carey Hart?
file for divorce only to recosile shortly there after?
At least I give Pink and Carey some credit. They dated for years before getting married and were seperated for several months, not weeks before giving their marriage another shot.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 11:30am.
AH HA, I have it now, Chelseagirl is really Jessuka! LOL ;P
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Not possible. The spelling and grammar are correct.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
*stretches M.E.'s box*
WHAT!?!?! I have been spending too much time with Jillian!!!
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Ok MK, you've stretched the shit outta the box.
Ghey FAIL!
AH HA, I have it now, Chelseagirl is really Jessuka! LOL ;P
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 11:28am.
Good. As long as they both get back to making great music.
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you forgot the april fools part in your sentence...right???
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Tights and shorts need to go away. Never been anything but a trashy look.
wtf is going on with those pics????
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...