Thursday, March 31st 2011

What Happens When The Backstreet Boys And NKOTB Make A Song Together


New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys got into a recording studio together and birthed out their new single called "Don't Turn Out The Lights." If you're too young or too old to orgasm out your 6th grade self who will run around the room freaking out about this, then you can at least memorize their new joint group name: NKOTBSB. That will definitely be the fourth line on your next eye exam test.

Posted by: Michael K


Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:51pm.

Grammar police,Grammar Police!!

You mean "my 40 yrar-old mother and I have tickets..
etc..

NEVER start a sentence with ME. Makes you sound stupid and I know you don't want that.
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And who wants that?

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Grammar police,Grammar Police!!

Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 3:44pm.

Me and my 40 year old mother have tickets to go see them in concert this summer lol...*runs and hides*

----------------------------------------------------You mean "my 40 year-old mother and I have tickets..
etc..

NEVER start a sentence with ME. Makes you sound stupid and I know you don't want that.

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Me and my 40 year old mother have tickets to go see them in concert this summer lol...*runs and hides*

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This is just fuckin embarrassing...oh well, I guess someone's gotta make bank during the recession! Without dignity intact, of course.

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Submitted by RockstarDani on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 2:08pm.
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Agreed!

Whamo's picture

NKOTBSB...New kids ON the back street boys?

What, like bareback? New kids are hitting the BSB from behind are they?

First single... "Don't Turn Out The Lights
Second single..."Cause I want to see your cock" ?

Gehhhhyyyy.

I actually quite like it!

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

...and why does ONE song need NINE people to sing it?!!
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Douchechill!

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Awww, bless their delusional hearts for thinking that people still want to hear this shit.
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Douchechill!

RockstarDani's picture

I actually give the Backstreet Boys props for actually staying together for so long even AFTER the whole boy band explosion died down (Unlike OTHER notable bands at the time *cough*N'STINK*cough*)...which means they may actually care for the few fans they still have.
*tear*

darlingjulie's picture

I can't listen to this at work, but I met Donny yesterday and he was super nice.

Thank you Sony for saving our eyes and ears

ditquoi's picture

man, the Father Time Boys need to
GIVE
IT
UP
ALREADY

I mean, unlike Snooki, you can get a real job...no one remembers you guys that well and even if they do, they'd be like, "oh shit that's Jordan Marsh (or whoever) at the water cooler" and keep stepping. :P

Zonko's picture

They're like the "Joe The Plumbers" of the music industry.

They're so addicted to that 15 minutes of fame - they just refuse to accept the fact that it's OVER, and just move on already.

LMAO @ Lucifer_Sam

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The video has been removed........

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AgentM's picture

It takes 9 of them to sound this awful? Maybe Britney has something after all.

More like "Don't Drop the Soap."

Morbidosity's picture

NO good can come of this.... none AT ALL ! ! !

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Yeah, Fuck it.

I didn't know that there was a public demand for two boy bands with all middle aged members but who still use the word "boy" in their group names to team up and perform a shitty song together.

I might vomit if I watch/listen to this. I liked NKOTB back in the day, but now I know better.

citizenstrange's picture

"NKOTBSB. That will definitely be the fourth line on your next eye exam test."

..... and the last line on my suicide note.

Message In A Bottle's picture

Jesus Christ, I think I traveled back to 1997 just now.

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NKOTBSB = New Kids On the Backstreet Boys.

Maybe they didn't think that one all the way through. Or maybe they did.

Datura's picture

Can't listen at work. Probably for the best.

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

I definitely DON'T ~want it that way~.

Chris Knight's picture

Bad idea to mix them. NKOTB still rule, sorry for the BSB fans...

sybil's picture

These white boys need a little color; could we add a side of Kanye?

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I loved it! Squeeeee!
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Ding_Dong's picture

Ark music factory brings us another hit

LAME