Ummmm......
When your arms are a successful hiding place for your waist during a game of hide-and-seek, you know you're a serious kind of skinny.
Contrary to popular belief, I don't end my night by staring at Victoria's Secrets catalogs with light from an iPhone under my covers, so I'm not totally educated on the ins and outs of the body of Candice Swanepole (who's as skinny as a swanepole). But hasn't Candice always been so damn skinny that you could use her hip bones as a step stool to climb up a palm tree and grab a coconut which you'd crack open on one of her razor sharp elbows? (side note: Candice would be awesome on Survivor. She's like a human Swiss Army Knife!) Even though I'm pretty sure that Candice's thighs have never formally met, the likes of the Daily Mail are still crying out shit like: "Fears for Victoria's Secret model: Candice Swanepoel's shocking weight loss at swimwear photoshoot."
And of course there's a bunch of comments like: "EAT A CHEESEBURGER!", "HANG OUT WITH KIRSTIE ALLEY!", "GET HELP!!!", "HERE'S A PANDA EXPRESS GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR YOU TO USE!", "MOVE INTO A WAFFLE HOUSE FULL-TIME!!!", "ENSURE IS YOUR FRIEND!!!", etc... etc...
Some of them might have a point, but her metabolism was way too busy with shit to accept my calls so I don't know. But I do know that Candice would make an amazing friend. Imagine walking down the street with her skinny ass and hos start throwing cheeseburgers, Panda Express gift certificates, milkshakes and entire cookie aisles at her? Candice might not want that stuff, but don't mind if I DO!
Here's Candice with Adriana Lima and fellow stickthinian Alessandra Ambrosio at some Victoria's Secret event in L.A. yesterday.
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Adriana Lima looks like she could lose a few pounds!
I'm with Candace. She's young and will be on the cover of Shape next month for her tone plus she can afford to be skinny. Sorry but Adriana Lima and "fellow stickthinian" Alessandra Ambrosio have let themselves go.
Happens.
How do you learn the Shred program-is it a book or DVD?
That dopey look on Adriana's face is her comprehending that she is actually the fat one in the group for once. How does it feeeel? Haha, welcome to Tyra Banks land Adriana.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Looks like an ad for an anorexia kiss-o-gram.
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 8:42am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 8:21am.
what you really look like~
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Were you not here for picture day? when we put pictures of ourselves in our avies?
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I must have missed that! LOL I picture everyone as what their avie looks like. Which is especially interesting with some of SpiceDong's avies!
For the record I look nothing like my avie.
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Neither do I. :P
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A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 8:21am.
what you really look like~
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Were you not here for picture day? when we put pictures of ourselves in our avies?
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I must have missed that! LOL I picture everyone as what their avie looks like. Which is especially interesting with some of SpiceDong's avies!
For the record I look nothing like my avie.
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 5:09pm.
@Jack (I guess you won't see this until tomorrow):
The only problem is, I picture you as looking like the kid in your avie. Which is not necessarily bad (don't call CPS, I is kidding), but that is prolly not what you really look like~
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Were you not here for picture day? when we put pictures of ourselves in our avies?
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
None of them have curves. No hip to waist ratio at all. I caught a few minutes of one of those stupid old beach blanket bingo movies from the sixties the other day and all of the girls were rocking some curves despite the ridiculous looking bikini bottoms that looked like granny panties. Tiny waists and nice hips. See link for a real woman.
http://www.life.com/gallery/22544/image/3244306#index/5
Fuck these boring-ass, plastic hos. Bring back the era of the REAL supermodels. Paulina, Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Claudia Schiffer, Stephanie Seymour...those bitches ROCKED it in bikinis. I would bet any one of those forty year- old former supermodels would still look way better in a bikini than these idiots Victoria's Secret keeps shoving down our throats.
Fuck me...what did the one in the middle have for lunch? A deep breath?!
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Submitted by dcgirl on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:18pm.
Guess I'm the only one who thinks that the photos ...look Photoshopped....Not to mention, that a person can't be anorexic and be that full in the face and butt.
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I thought it looked Photoshopped to ADD butt weight in the bottom left pic.
Issssh. Who in the hell could be turned on by that side show?
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Lima doesn't look good in that bathing suit. The curves of the suit are supposed to accentuate the curve between your waist and hips. Bitch is just straight lines. She needs wider hips. For a Brazilian she's surprisingly boyish.
If you meet a man and he thinks these kinds of girls are hot, run fast and far.
Christ-I actually feel sorry for this girl -that is gross-the combo of fried hair and stick insect body....
She makes the other 2 look healthy and voluptuous and their both pretty thin-I like the other 2 lardasses actually whatever their names are.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 6:04pm.
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/vs_swim_catalogue_shoot_024_wen...
Old photo of her, she definitely lost a couple of pounds.
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Oh yeah, the blonde girl looks much MUCH better in the older pictures. Now she looks unhealthy and scrawny, not sexy at all.
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One minute you're crying on their shoulders, the next minute you're using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away.- The Brilliant MichaelK- 3/10/11
Guess I'm the only one who thinks that the photos most everyone finds so offensive look Photoshopped. Compare them to the profile shots, which would be harder to alter because her legs are touching, and you can see where her thighs have obvious curves and no concaveness. Not to mention, that a person can't be anorexic and be that full in the face and butt.
In the meantime, let's see the numbers on how many people, who are living normal lives without deprivation, die a year from obesity and obesity related illnesses and compare them to the numbers of people who die a year from being too thin. No contest.
Does anyone really think that the "just released from Dachau" look is hot???? I showed these to my husband and his response was "Who would want to jump on that bag of bones.?
That is one freakishly weird photo.
And I fucking hate those blowing kisses photos.
This is why I love Heidi Klum. She has a hot body, thin but still healthy and she has curves.
This is why I love Heidi Klum. She has a hot body, thin but still healthy and she has curves.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 2:40pm.
seriously only 5% of the world's population look effortlessly naturally gorgeous,24/7, the rest of us have to almost daily, "fake" it to get there and that includes 90% of the movie&music industry as well, you just have to learn the tricks, you probably need some gays in your life to surround you with love, products, and the right guidance, just stay away from the type that lady gaga hangs out with though,
stand infront of the mirror and try the "S" pose. pop that booty out, break the waist, shoulders back, pop that chest out,try to make it look natural and not forced,then squint your eyes a little to look dreamy and enter the room acting like you own it and all,lol..this whole pose and act gives your body a very confident and sexual curve and tension, guys really love and pay attention to this stuff..sure some other people in the room might say god she's full of it, or man she's cuckuu but yeah guys will notice so who cares what other bitches have to say right?,
The most shocking thing about these photos is how tacky and cheap they all look.
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These girls are all beautiful, there's no question about that. But WAY too skinny! It just doesn't look comfortable. Especially Blondie. She just looks ill and kinda miserable.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 6:38pm.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, this is perfect!
I looked at all the pics, I think Alessandra is actually skinnier than blondie there. Like others have said, it's mostly the camera angles.
EWWWW..plus this Candace chick has that awful hook nose & pointy chin syndrome that makes her look like a well made up witch!
Just love the extra blush too so that everyone thinks that a cadaver can actually have a rosy complexion...ahahahahahahahahaha
the sad part is ....as seen in the pic where she has her ass stuck out to the camera and the other girls are covered up....This dopey model probably thinks SHE looks the best cause she has no cellulite or extra fat....
Hell the bitch has nothing under her skin period...no fat, cellulite & prob no muscle of anykind either....just water over bones in a skin sac!
SEEEESSSSSSSSY!!!!!!
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 6:38pm.
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Y'all now don't get all down on Candace... them tooth pick ass legs she gots remind me I need to make an appointment for a dental cleaning....See? Anofabulous thwarts toofs decay...It ain't all bad...
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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 6:04pm.
Because she obviously needed it.
BRB, getting another doughnut.
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/vs_swim_catalogue_shoot_024_wen...
Old photo of her, she definitely lost a couple of pounds.
Ewwwwwwww.
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And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
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Damn she's size -10!!!! I guess if dudes like that, more power to her hongray ass. Fuck it we should throw a telethon to send her some meals from Nutrisystem, maybe she'll gain weight then. Actually a few months ago she had a nice curvy figure, maybe she got sick or something.
As a woman of size (LMAO) I have to say that Candace does look dangerously underweight, even though she is very pretty. I would hate to think what it would be like to have sex with her -- you might break the poor young girl into two. ;)
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
It's so bad it made me double post.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Dear god (I mean Satan) that's some disgusting shit right there.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
I thought underwear models were supposed to be voluptuous?
Khensu Hetep, I don't know why my comment upset you so, but from what I've read in you comments you need to stop starving yourself as a way to lose weight. Doesn't work, you just teach your body to hold on to fat. That's another thing American women have no clue about: losing weight. Women all think it's about starving yourself, eating crap that says 'low fat' and doing tons of cardio. Duh.....losing.
Lift weights to increase you resting metabolism, eat your sugars and carbs in the morning, go Atkins after about 5PM, and take a walk around the block after dinner. But again, keep reading Cosmo and all the bullshit women's magazine and Oprah diets and tell yourself you can lose weight without working out. Rinse, repeat. Seriously ladies, get a fucking clue, quit your bitching and stop hatin' on other women's looks just cuz they got it going on. Bitterness is not attractive.
' I'm not a big fan of super thin girls but you cannot deny that these girls' bodies are unreal and unattainable to the average female.'
Ethang, you don't have to be that skinny....most can't, you just have to rock whatever it is you ARE. Got a big ass? Don't try and hide it....FLAUNT IT. Find the guy that's into it. Whatever you can hide, accentuate. It works.
That being said, a skinny girl with an ass that pops like that, is a treasure.
Gross. You can't tell me thats healthy
@Jack (I guess you won't see this until tomorrow):
The only problem is, I picture you as looking like the kid in your avie. Which is not necessarily bad (don't call CPS, I is kidding), but that is prolly not what you really look like~
Submitted by Chelseagrrl on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 4:32pm.
I'm blown away by her booty! I'm fairly thin and people are rude as fuck, I have an ass but nothing near hers. Anyway, she's too thin at some angles then looks fine at others. Who knows. I'd hate to be her today.
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that profile picture blew me off at first.
*Raises hands to nice round bubbly butts*
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Having had an Eating Disorder, I can tell you, our disease may be complex, but compared to the psychos, we're light weight. There is no pill to help us.
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eww? idk, maybe it'd be okay for a guy wen doin it.. like a gumbi doll.?! idk
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Adriana Lima is my girl crush! I think she is so gorgeous. Candice, on the other hand, I know some people are naturally thin, but that can't be healthy.
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Beakers - Those damn MEN!!!
Uvy and ditquoi, you are AWESOMESAUCE!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 4:10pm.
SHOCKED!! BH's BMI is at a healthy 23.7.
Now I'm pissed.
That fucker eats fast food nearly everyday, not one vegetable, drinks soda, booze and smokes.
DOES NOT WORK OUT!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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My grandma was thin her whole life, very tall, slender and active and really watched what she ate. She had fruit and toast every morning for breakfast and wasn't a drinker at all. My grandpa on the other hand, is shorter with a big belly. He has and still has fried eggs and bacon every morning and vodka almost every night. She had the high cholesterol. She got Alzheimer's is in a care home, put on about 20-30lbs because she can't move now. He's 85 and still healthy as a horse running the farm all day every day.