Thursday, March 31st 2011
Open Post: Hosted By Katy Perry & Kanye West
Here's the video for Katy Perry's song "E.T." and it's pretty much what you would see if Wall-E, costumes from Bram Stroker's Dracula, a MAC wallpaper, a Close Encounters of the Third Kind poster, Kim Kardashian's face and horny monkeys had an slow motion orgy inside of a purple lava lamp sitting on a table at the Scientology Center. And, of course, there's Kanye West grabbing at his crotch in the middle of the universe, because he never misses an opportunity to dry fap in public.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:01pm.
(pssst I can see Jazzy's boner)
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*looks under desk*
Hi, Sandbitch!
*waves furiously*
Fuck's sake! Kanye's retarded raps ruin EVERYTHING.
"tryna _____ in ya Milky Way"
"Callin me a alien a big-headed astronaut"
" I know a bar on Mars..."
Fucking STOOPID!
And I want to like the chorus, cuz the beat is real catchy, but the lyrics are just so laaaaaame.
It stinks.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
for the lovely M.E. :) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir_ijZkIjMs
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
(pssst I can see Jazzy's boner)
Thanks Cappy......yeah Mr.k is very supportive. Iabsolutely HATE subbing because its almost always 'behaviorally challenged' (future sociopaths) and when I go home I want to jump off my roof. So mentally its not the best job for me.
hahahahahaha jazzy!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:36pm.
"Yes! A 3 year old Chinese boy who weighs 132 lbs.!! America is saved!"
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Holy fuckles.
I wonder if that's the same Chinese toddler who was addicted to chain-smoking and would throw tantrums when his folks tried to pry the cigs from his sausage fingers? (he, too, was gravely obese...)
Fffuuuucccccckkkk.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:49pm.
I gave up FB about four mos. ago (after a couple of years using the evil drug - hehe). Decided that I didn't want to do the hungover Sat.-morning mass status-deletions from my drunken rants & posts the evening before. It got a little embarrassing at times.
Esp. since my mother was a "Friend" of mine. Ahahaha!
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omfg Been there a few times LOL!! And, yup, my daughter is 'friended' and so I'm like 'oh shit WTF did I write last night?!!!" Thank god she's preoccupied w/ her "400+ FB friends".
You are right, gottsdamn embarrassing. I fucking hate fb. I think the week I finally decided to shut fb shit down I'll post nothing but Youtube clips of raging, crying babies, pissed off cats and dogs and distorted feet pics. Everybody gets a dose of their own medicine, then I disappear into the grid!! *cackles*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
When did I make fun of the lady on my FB posting about her dead baby?
I didn't.
You really take things way too personal sometimes Stoney.
Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by yucko on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:44pm.
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It's true, there are fewer natural options to keep lesbian sex interesting. But most of us (as far as I know) are completely okay with a rotating array of toys to keep things fresh. And lesbian sex is much more emotional than straight sex (in my experience), so that definitely staves off boredom.
Also, not to divulge too much, but um.... scissoring is the best thing in the world and I will never get sick of it.
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I see. Go on.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:45pm.
I like to wear flip flops on my pedicured feet while calling dead babies fetuses and making fun of the people who post pictures of their fetuses (dead and alive) on Facebook.
There, did I cover everything?
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This is why we love you!
Submitted by yucko on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:44pm.
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It's true, there are fewer natural options to keep lesbian sex interesting. But most of us (as far as I know) are completely okay with a rotating array of toys to keep things fresh. And lesbian sex is much more emotional than straight sex (in my experience), so that definitely staves off boredom.
Also, not to divulge too much, but um.... scissoring is the best thing in the world and I will never get sick of it.
*runs out of thread blushing*
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:36pm.
"it's a website dedicated to still born babies. A place for grieving parents to post pictures of their Angel, get helpful information, etc."
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Ah. :o(
My mother rarely talks about her still-born son (my older brother), tho' I suspect she carries the burden silently every day. He was full-term. Sads.
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Some women cope by not talking about it, other by making it their life mission to prevent it/provide awareness/etc.
And yes, it's something you think about every single day. Whether silently or outloud.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:20pm.
Hekki, yesterday I read your post about your house fantasy..
OMG can I tell you that I have the same fantasy at least once a month!!
Thank you! Glad I got that off my chest.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:49pm.
I gave up FB about four mos. ago (after a couple of years using the evil drug - hehe). Decided that I didn't want to do the hungover Sat.-morning mass status-deletions from my drunken rants & posts the evening before. It got a little embarrassing at times.
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Ha ha, I love calling my friends out when they're drunk DJing FB. Did they really think we were going to listen to 10 youtube videos in a row?
Sounds like she plagiarized Falco's Amadeus and TATU's All the things she said. Btw, I wonder what the half-animal Perry and her Black albino man could produce in terms of offsprings...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:42pm.
Being underemployed is fun for the first few months but now I just want to kill myself....I have seen every episode of most every tv show ever,read every letter ever written on dlisted and a ton of trashy books. I have no money or life and my asshole friends making $50,00 plus a year tell me I should be happy with a minimum wage job when we all graduated with the same damn worthless degrees.
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{{hugs koko}} All I can say is stick with it; seriously. The few times I'd pop on in the last month or so I'd been meaning to write to you about your sitch. Is Mr.K supportive at least? I'm sure he is, but sometimes that makes all the difference or not. IDK. You were/are a sub teacher, correct? See, the education sector is taking a hell of a hit. I really think it'll pick up once spring/summer comes around. *throws support Koko's way* If there is any way we can help, just reach out.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
I gave up FB about four mos. ago (after a couple of years using the evil drug - hehe). Decided that I didn't want to do the hungover Sat.-morning mass status-deletions from my drunken rants & posts the evening before. It got a little embarrassing at times.
Esp. since my mother was a "Friend" of mine. Ahahaha!
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
((((HUGS)))) IrishFury
*gropes*
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
I like to wear flip flops on my pedicured feet while calling dead babies fetuses and making fun of the people who post pictures of their fetuses (dead and alive) on Facebook.
There, did I cover everything?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
hahahaha, cappy! TROOF. That's just the kind of luck I have. Yeah, definitely need the wig. And big fucking sunglasses that cover my entire face.
JACK ahahahhaa you are too much!
Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:36pm.
Cappy - THANK YOU for understanding my Facebook rage. I just couldn't deal anymore. Also, I think I may wear a wig when walking inside the sex shop. I have this awful vision of my boss seeing me.
Jack - I do! I came out pretty recently and have been dating a great girl for a couple months. Sex has been wonderful, but also scary. It's like losing your virginity all over again.
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Not to be all up in your business, but I've always wondered what exactly keeps lesbian sex exciting. I imagine that, uh, fingers and whatnot wouldn't be very interesting if you're doing the same thing all the time, and personally I feel like if you were using dildos or something all the time it would feel too inauthentic. Obviously, I have no experience with this so I could be really off-base. But lack of experience is really all there is to it--I'm not the "ew omg girl sex" type.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:40pm.
I have a superhot lesbian friend that bartends at the bar I frequently go to... the other night she was showing me some pictures on her iphone (they went on some trip or some shit) and POW!! lezzie naked shots!! POW POW POW POW POW!!! and she let me look at them... dear god i can die a happy man now.
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So cool. So lucky. Damn...
LOLOL! @Creative "wear a wig inside the sex shop" Truth
It's like the fucking dollar store experience, or the fake sick day off - somehow you plan a precise, obscure time to be at a remote sex shop or dollar stor or 'sick day' beach run AND SOME FUCKER AT WORK SEES RUNS INTO YOU. It's like, you gotta do a bathroom run, and the fucking call you've been waiting for comes through in the other room when you're taking the one shit in the last fucking 48 hours. Hate that!
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:36pm.
"it's a website dedicated to still born babies. A place for grieving parents to post pictures of their Angel, get helpful information, etc."
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Ah. :o(
My mother rarely talks about her still-born son (my older brother), tho' I suspect she carries the burden silently every day. He was full-term. Sads.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Being underemployed is fun for the first few months but now I just want to kill myself....I have seen every episode of most every tv show ever,read every letter ever written on dlisted and a ton of trashy books. I have no money or life and my asshole friends making $50,00 plus a year tell me I should be happy with a minimum wage job when we all graduated with the same damn worthless degrees.
what's going on with everyone? Personally, I need to take the dogs out and feed them in about 20 minutes. Not interested in mindless gossip as is. Will be back in touch once ''Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader'' comes on. lol.
Have a good one.
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Sigh.
Hello.
*somebody obviously needs attention*
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Dark-sided!
inc - I'm gonna need photographic evidence that supports your claim. LOL
I have a superhot lesbian friend that bartends at the bar I frequently go to... the other night she was showing me some pictures on her iphone (they went on some trip or some shit) and POW!! lezzie naked shots!! POW POW POW POW POW!!! and she let me look at them... dear god i can die a happy man now.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Yes! A 3 year old Chinese boy who weighs 132 lbs.!! America is saved! http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/offbeat/chinese-boy-3-weighs-132-pou...
Kanye didn't add shit to this song. She really should have gotten someone else to contribute. I also really hate it when he does that guttural faux-singing thing ("I gotta dirty miiin', I got filthy waaays... in ya milky waaay"). He's so fucking annoying. Just stick to rapping, asshole.
And deer legs? Really? That's some big reveal...
I knew the chorus of this was reminding me of something. Maybe it was TATU. I don't know.
My back hurts and going to the gym is just making me constantly hungry, apparently.
Cappy - THANK YOU for understanding my Facebook rage. I just couldn't deal anymore. Also, I think I may wear a wig when walking inside the sex shop. I have this awful vision of my boss seeing me.
Jack - I do! I came out pretty recently and have been dating a great girl for a couple months. Sex has been wonderful, but also scary. It's like losing your virginity all over again.
It's Lindsay on her hands and knees on the sidewalk with her face in the ground and she looks really fucked up.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:30pm.
M.E. - I don't quite understand what the "Missing Angel" site is, so can't comment on your earlier post. Care to expand?
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it's a website dedicated to still born babies. A place for grieving parents to post pictures of their Angel, get helpful information, etc.
try this one: http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-snorting-coke-off-the-sidewa...
If not, you can see it at www.thesuperficial.com It's the top post
LOL CAPPY!!!! yeeessssssssssssss!!!!!!! wait til summer gets here.... drunken lake pics lol
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
I am forced between boots and sandals because I can never find shoes in my size!
I JUST got back from looking today and NO luck!
F U C K!!!
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:25pm.
Can't hate on women wearing flip-flops
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I CAN!! If the toes, toenails or feet in general are dirty or nasty... that bitch is getting 7 different kinds of shade thrown at her, from me.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
{{jacky}} Can I haz bbq? =P
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
M.E. - I don't quite understand what the "Missing Angel" site is, so can't comment on your earlier post. Care to expand?
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Stop with the warm weather, flip flop talk!! It snowed...yes SNOWED here yesterday. I may never get to wear mine again.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
@Breakdown,
*small voice* I think Katy's purdy w/ tons of makeup. Brit is just a blob either way. *shudders at any thoughts of Brit's backside weave monster* Until she gets that shit fixed, she's a mess 24/7! ugh
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
*quits stalking cappy on FB*
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
@Vanitas: Maybe one of her contacts fell out & she's just looking for it!
That's probably what she and her mother will say when asked about those pics.
www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
www.petfinder.com - Enter your zip code & find pets available in your area for adoption.
LMFAO at inc!!!!! correct me if I'm wrong but didn't I see on another post somewhere that you fancy the kitty?
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:22pm.
Jack - I have no Facebook! muahahaha! I deleted it about a month ago. It's nice not to get a faceful of baby pictures / engagement announcements / etc. from high school biddies that I haven't talked to in six years.
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*sticks hiney into convo for a sec*
Creative, I just opened one about 6mos ago and I'm ready to close it. Very private person anywho and let myself get ragged on by close friends to open one and I get all paranoid with what info I release and I had to drop peeps for using my pics and dumb shit. Liked it better off the grid. And ffs, how many repeat posts of news shit and baby farts can one post?! For some peeps, it's neverending. I hear you.
*calls Chee-Burger for a pickup of the works*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Also flip flops are unsanitary and nasty, it doesnt matter how clean you are there is no way to avoid those dirt lines on your feet if youre walking through NYC streets GROSS
I'm going to a sex shop after work and I'm really nervous. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME. I used to be super kinky and then had a dry spell that only recently became wet again (heh, sorry).
Its sooo hot here!!! My AC doesn't work, but I didn't even know till today when I tried to turn it on for the first time in 5 months...
At least I can drink THC To Help Cool-down.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
Can't hate on women wearing flip-flops, but when hairy-ass men-feet wear them, I need to draw the line.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus