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Seriously, jack. There is no need for a MAN YOUR AGE WITH KIDS to start a new addiction for the fun of it! DAMN DUDE!

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And me and my best friend sat back the other day and pondered...

How many completely straight friends do we actually have?

The answer was...not many!

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Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:37pm.
Yeah, I don't really have a preference as far as butch vs. fem, but I just don't like it when girls try REALLY, REALLY hard to be butch. Just be yourself. If you're naturally butch, go with it. If not, don't force it. Knaamean?
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You really don't gravitate towards any particular lady 'genre'?

If I were to ever give it a go, it would probably be from middle ground to feminine-neutral-ish like Ellen Page types and so forth. Not that I don't think lots of women are generally attractive, but I can't imagine 'hooking up' with someone who either looked like Marisa Miller, Ellen Degeneres, or 'Da Brat.' (Suuuch an outdated reference)
Since lunchtime is over:

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/da_brat_david_gest_kiss4_thum...

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:49pm.
Why the Xanax, Jack? (if I may be so bold...)
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major insomnia.

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The Breakdown,

My thoughts exactly! :D it doesn't bother me at all. People are too judgemental nowadays and so quick to assume. I don't want to be bothered with people like that.

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The proper pronunciation is 'bitch, please'. - Jana

jack, please tell me you aren't seriously chasing Xanax with alcohol.

Dangeous dude, dangerous. Both are central nervous system depressants. No bueno.

I much prefer the company of my lesbian friends sometimes. And their parties. I get less hassles. Well, usually.

Sometimes, the lesbians can get touchy-feely too!

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Why the Xanax, Jack? (if I may be so bold...)

Trouble sleeping?

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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus

I like Katy Perry and her voice, but I disliked this song from the start. Now that Kanye is in the song and video, I HATE it!

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

I've hung around lesbians half my life and still maintain many lez friendships, but, admittedly, none have ever "admitted" to actually scissoring!

Interesting :o)

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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus

Actually I have a question about the check-in thing on facebook. How come everyone else can check in places and tag themselves places with other people, and I can't? Do I not have the right technology?

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Message In A Bottle:

I have learned not to judge a book by its cover, especially...ESPECIALLY where I live now. I get hit on by just as many men as women and I really don't care. HOWEVER, I DO care that the men alot of times are secretive about it.

It's OK. We can go clit to cock, or cock to cock!

Just rock it, goddamit!

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So jacko is mixing addictive narcotics with alcohol now. WTG jack!

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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:37pm.

Neither of my parents have a FB. I asked mom if she would get one (I have her friends on there) but she just went "why do I need a FB? Besides, I don't need to friend you, I hear enough of your shit here at home, I don't need to see it online too" LOL
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BWWHHAHAAA Golden!! True! I did the same a few mos back; asked my nerdy, programming, anti-social dad to open a fb, and he's like "Had enough of you guys' shit! What the hell is FB anyway?!!" Hilarious. LOLOLOLO w you, Message!!!

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Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:37pm.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:32pm.
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Yeah, I don't really have a preference as far as butch vs. fem, but I just don't like it when girls try REALLY, REALLY hard to be butch. Just be yourself. If you're naturally butch, go with it. If not, don't force it. Knaamean?
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I've been accused of being a lesbian for many years. I don't have a "butch" look but I'm very much so a tomboy, I hate pink, and live in jeans, black tees and boots. Some people are surprised to find out when I like dick LOL

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Koko and cappy, that is one of the most disturbing things I've heard in a really long time. Jesus Christ, get a backbone, woman.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:32pm.

Well, FEW of my lesbian friends would ever fit the stereotyical lesbian look.

They're all gorgeous and the butch lesbians I do know are very attractive, but they downplay it as much as possible.

---One of the funniest gender things witnessed... Friends daughter, stereotypical butch dyke, arrives at party with a couple of friends, when Jimbo (straight, drunk, dumb) "g'day Weezer, Jesus! don't often see you with blokes"

*side eye - we're not blokes*

I'm already on the floor pissing mahself!!!!!

Neither of my parents have a FB. I asked mom if she would get one (I have her friends on there) but she just went "why do I need a FB? Besides, I don't need to friend you, I hear enough of your shit here at home, I don't need to see it online too" LOL

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:32pm.
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Yeah, I don't really have a preference as far as butch vs. fem, but I just don't like it when girls try REALLY, REALLY hard to be butch. Just be yourself. If you're naturally butch, go with it. If not, don't force it. Knaamean?

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:31pm.

Oh my god cappy....I just read the article about the psycho cunt who pistol whipped her mom and forced her to buy her a sports car.SHE DIDN'T WANT TO PRESS CHARGES because her daughter had been accepted to some Ivy leauges. WTF WITH LAX PARENTING THESE DAYS??
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i WILL MAKE SURE that little punk psycho "ivy bound" bitch's name/indiscretion gets to ALL THE FUCKING IVY LEAGUES. Watch me now.

She ain't getting in anyfuckingwhere; she is a true sociopath for pulling that shit, you all know this, right?! Besides, last I saw, she had county charges filed anyway for possession of a weapon, regardless of her wussy mom's excuse. Remember, that cunt CARRIED the gun to the dealership. I want to clock that bitch. So infuriating.

edited, spelling FAIL today

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the black albino is sexy,i most definetely would,

If I'm on FB (and it's after 5pmcst) you can beat your mom jean wearin fat asses I'm driking... or numb as fuck from xanax....

Holy shit, I just recently started enjoying the luscious pill known as xanax and I will tell you one thing, they are NICE! I can't take em at work cuz I can't feel my fucking legs when I take em but after work with a couple of beers... yes, ma'am, thank you.
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A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:26pm.
"re drunk FB posting, there's an app for that, LOL there really is..."

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LMFAO! Of course there is! That's funny.

(However, I think I'll pass & remain an ex-FB'er. I far prefer DL, anyway. Its relative anonymity lets "me" be "me". And I'm too old & cynical for all this fakey-schmakey false-happiness rainbow-bliss FB shiite :o)

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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus

Well, FEW of my lesbian friends would ever fit the stereotyical lesbian look.

They're all gorgeous and the butch lesbians I do know are very attractive, but they downplay it as much as possible.

To each his/her own.

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Oh my god cappy....I just read the article about the psycho cunt who pistol whipped her mom and forced her to buy her a sports car.SHE DIDN'T WANT TO PRESS CHARGES because her daughter had been accepted to some Ivy leauges. WTF WITH LAX PARENTING THESE DAYS??

So, um, why don't blokes ever fancy to be 'scissored'?

Jazzy, come lay on the floor here I wanna try something. Open wide, I'll take a short run up.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:19pm.

I'm "friends" with my 15yo daughter on FB... I have to "untag" myself all the time from pictures. But what I hate more tan being 'tagged' in a picture is when someone tags me at a location.... WHAT. THE. FUCK.! "jack was just tagged with 6 other people at *blank*" and it's 2:40am Wednesday morning! nice.
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This

*hangs head* jacky, change the privacy settings for 'only me' can see 'tagged' shit. And, Lmao, joins your Team Untag From Daughter's Manic Posts.

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re drunk FB posting, there's an app for that, LOL there really is

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-morning-after-app-a-quick-fix-for-dru...

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:19pm.

who is this dorky big toothed woman rambling away on the video on the sidebar!!?!?!
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LOL, sorry I meant to post that on Fb =P

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Submitted by yucko on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:12pm.

It's nice to hear a first when it comes to a parent being embarrassed about having their child on their friends list. It's not just the kids who have something to hide!
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Yeah, and she's 20 and she'll be putting up stuff about having a drink w/ her friends (cause, like all the youngin, they all have to post everything, 24/7, via phone) and I'll be calling her ass while she's out and yell at her then drop her from FB and she apologizes and re-requests friends, and so on. Yup, fb will bring out the dysfunction, let me tell you. ugh

Separately, anybody here battled a bad sinus/respiratory/flu double infection this winter?? Cause it seems like everyone at the office is sick in the worst way.

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yucko: it's their big FAT HEADS!

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"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap

who is this dorky big toothed woman rambling away on the video on the sidebar!!?!?!

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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:00pm.
"omfg Been there a few times LOL!! And, yup, my daughter is 'friended' and so I'm like 'oh shit WTF did I write last night?!!!" Thank god she's preoccupied w/ her "400+ FB friends".

You are right, gottsdamn embarrassing. I fucking hate fb. I think the week I finally decided to shut fb shit down I'll post nothing but Youtube clips of raging, crying babies, pissed off cats and dogs and distorted feet pics. Everybody gets a dose of their own medicine, then I disappear into the grid!! *cackles*"
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Ahahahahaha! LOL @ your "Oh, shit! WTF did I write last night?" Hell, yes, Caprica. It was starting to become routine with me. I'd practically black out @ the laptop, drunkenly typing shit that was FAR more suitable for a forum such as this (hehehe.)

Then I'd wake up feeling the fool, panic, scramble past the empties & be horrified by the garbage I'd drunked out the night before.

No more! LOL. *cheers* to your own "Liberation" day, whenever that day will be :o)

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Submitted by yucko on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:12pm.

It's nice to hear a first when it comes to a parent being embarrassed about having their child on their friends list. It's not just the kids who have something to hide!
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I'm "friends" with my 15yo daughter on FB... I have to "untag" myself all the time from pictures. But what I hate more tan being 'tagged' in a picture is when someone tags me at a location.... WHAT. THE. FUCK.! "jack was just tagged with 6 other people at *blank*" and it's 2:40am Wednesday morning! nice.
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A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

Sorry to be posting incessantly, but does this seem kind of weird to anyone else?

I was looking at a site talking about "skinny fat" people and it says that a "high" percentage of body fat between the sexes would be:

Ladies : >20% body fat

Men : >30% body fat

Since when are women expected to have a lower percentage of body fat than men?

Submitted by yucko on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:08pm.
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DUDE, I can't stand when women do that. They come out of the closet and suddenly, they need to buzz their hair, wear men's clothes, and listen to Tracey Chapman and k.d. lang all day. I mean, if that's what you were always into, then fine. But I hate when women do it just to "prove" that they're gay or to make themselves easier to identify. I like my long hair and dresses and I'm going to keep them!

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:00pm.

omfg Been there a few times LOL!! And, yup, my daughter is 'friended' and so I'm like 'oh shit WTF did I write last night?!!!" Thank god she's preoccupied w/ her "400+ FB friends".

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It's nice to hear a first when it comes to a parent being embarrassed about having their child on their friends list. It's not just the kids who have something to hide!

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:42pm.

Being underemployed is fun for the first few months but now I just want to kill myself....I have seen every episode of most every tv show ever,read every letter ever written on dlisted and a ton of trashy books. I have no money or life and my asshole friends making $50,00 plus a year tell me I should be happy with a minimum wage job when we all graduated with the same damn worthless degrees.
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I feel you, Koko! When I got laid off I was so damn excited, I was like "I'm gonna go for my DREEEEEEAMS". I was so excited to start a new path or something. But it has been so long since I lived boldly as a creative person that it's like I have forgotten what that feels like - being a desk jockey really sucked my life force out. So I am caught between not wanting another job just like the one I lost, and not having the confidence to try for a whole new direction. Sucks =(

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WOOT! A cluster grope of all my favorite peeps!!!

*gives Migraine bear hug*

Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:53pm.
It's true, there are fewer natural options to keep lesbian sex interesting. But most of us (as far as I know) are completely okay with a rotating array of toys to keep things fresh. And lesbian sex is much more emotional than straight sex (in my experience), so that definitely staves off boredom.

Also, not to divulge too much, but um.... scissoring is the best thing in the world and I will never get sick of it.

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Hehe. No need to be embarassed! At least as long as you mention it, nobody has to wonder. I read somewhere before that most women don't really do that, but I guess it wasn't necessarily true.

I think I'd consider (quietly...) dating a girl but I doubt it will ever happen, because I'd probably feel some trepidation and the kind I'd find somewhat attractive are definitely a peculiar niche, and most types seem to be either dykey or lipstick-y. So, it's interesting to hear about it in a vicarious way.

I had this one girl on my FB friends list who started dating only women a couple years ago. At one point I saw a girl she was dating and the girl looked totally cute to begin with, but then the more pictures of them they posted together the more she gradually started to look like a Justin Bieber babydyke with Superman glasses who wore too-small button-up shirts. There's no point to this anecdote, I guess. I just didn't really get the point of a sudden transformation.

{{migraine}}

*passes coronas around*

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AH HAHAHAHA! Thanks Jacko! ♥

Now that Migraine Sally is back, we can show the entire thread how to scissor!

Let's bump'em, Hor!!!

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:01pm.

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*hands koko lime and corona* lolol re: "future sociopaths"; for some of those kids, yup. Just hang in there and hold on, sweets. Let me know, seriously, if you need anything.

Hey, talking about future sociopaths, did you read about that ivy-bound private school socioslut that put a gun to her mom's head to make her buy her a car??!! The bitch pistol whipped her mom, and her mom drove her to the dealership and did what the 17 year old wanted. Unbelievable bullshit. So, as we all see, koko is right and these damn kids and teens are fucking nuts.

*passes petition around to see who's with me in punching that punkbitch's lights and slaping her mom for raising such spoiled twat*

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:04pm.
I'm back. Anyone care?

I'll bet Breaky does

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I do too!

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:36pm.
"Yes! A 3 year old Chinese boy who weighs 132 lbs.!! America is saved!"
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Holy fuckles.

I wonder if that's the same Chinese toddler who was addicted to chain-smoking and would throw tantrums when his folks tried to pry the cigs from his sausage fingers? (he, too, was gravely obese...)
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Smoking baby was Indonesian. This one is...frightening.

Sorry to hear about your struggles, koko. Hope things look up for you soon! I will send you positive vibes.

I'm back. Anyone care?

I'll bet Breaky does

*leers*

Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by yucko on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:44pm.
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It's true, there are fewer natural options to keep lesbian sex interesting. But most of us (as far as I know) are completely okay with a rotating array of toys to keep things fresh. And lesbian sex is much more emotional than straight sex (in my experience), so that definitely staves off boredom.

Also, not to divulge too much, but um.... scissoring is the best thing in the world and I will never get sick of it.
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yes, yes, go on....
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A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one