The "Over The Moon" Watch: Prince Hot Ginge Edition

You know that feeling when someone you truly love with whatever is left of your heart and soul says something hurtful, confusing and a little threatening? Like when you were in high school and your parents told you not to fuck or snort coke under their roof. Yeah, like that. Well, that feeling slithered into my skin holes this morning when Prince Hot Ginge said the three dreaded words NOBODY wants to hear. No, I'm not talking about the words "I can't cum" or "it's last call." I'm talking about: OVER THE MOOOOOOOON. How could the sparkle that makes my peen hole wink hurt all of us so!?Not only did he hurt us, but he also hurt the sun by bringing up the moon's name. Because we all know that PHG is a piece of the sun that fell to the earth one morning. What does it look like when the sun frowns, because it's going to be doing a lot of that today.

During an interview in Norway with Good Morning America for his Walking with the Wound trek through the North Pole, PHG dropped an OTM bomb when describing how his father feels about Prince William getting married. At the 5:40 mark below:

As much as it hurts, I will forgive PHG for this (BIG OF ME, I know). It's colder than a Nicole Kidman stare in Norway right now, so maybe the elements are fucking with his brains. The part of his brain marked "things you don't say in public" temporarily got mixed up with the part marked "things you do say in public" (examples: "kittens are cute" and "I only do gay sex stuff with American hapas").

I'm glad we worked this out, because I really didn't want to make my PHG cardboard cutout sleep on the couch tonight.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 04/02/2011 - 11:56am.

Prince Charming, indeedy!!!! *wipes drool*

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Submitted by agirl on Sat, 04/02/2011 - 11:52am.

Oooh, ginge stubble - give me some please!

Submitted by chaka1 on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 6:45am.

I need to figure out a way to get some PHG semen/DNA. I would have his baby in a second.

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:08pm.

"but I did find myself wanting to be underneath him."

NO KIDDING.
Damn.

The voice is a lot deeper than I thought it would be. And he seems cheeky. And yeah, I would hit it!

Submitted by justincase on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 3:16pm.

There has always been a rumour that Prince Andrew was the Queen's little indiscretion while she and the Duke had "problems".

Submitted by Niko on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 1:57pm.

I'm always puzzled by MK's obsession with this intellectually challenged average looking little waste of space and British tax payer's money. He talks like an English football player i. e. a person with a two digit IQ. That's "Eton educated" royalty for you. It must have cost at least one new library to get him that exam.

Still I feel sorry for the spare, just like his uncle (ex randy Andy, nowadays a major dictator hugging embarrassment)he's bound for a life where nothing he does will ever have any significance to the "firm" unless he makes a total ass of himself and throws his gram's spin doctors into action.

I'd still go for the job. Totally void but well paid.

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 11:09am.

Prince Hot Ginge reminds me of his Poppy Prince Philip: he's just going to spend his life saying inappropriate things. He's "The Spare," he has a longer leash. Enjoy him MK.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:41am.

Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:31am.
He was Dr. Bombay on Bewitched. Bernard Fox & his character in Titanic was Colonel Archibald Gracie in Titanic.

Nice. That totally makes sense. I'll watch it this evening, then practice being snooty.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:13am.

I know I'll probably be pelted with rocks for saying this but I don't really see the appeal of PHG... he looks like your run-of-the-mill dumb hooligan. It's probably the squint and the large jaw that make it look like there aren't that many lights on upstairs.

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:48am.

Submitted by HeddaHopper on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:43am

Exactly. It was fucking weird.

Submitted by pineapplestar on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:22am.

"During an interview in Norway with Good Morning America for his Walking with the Wound trek"
Where the fuck is he again? Cause I'm pretty sure Norway and the North Pole are not the same fucking thing.

Oh, and lol at the "walking with the wound" typo. I'm imagining him hauling around a giant scab now.

Submitted by HeddaHopper on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:13am.

He's charming, he's cute, but that smile he gave Woodruff when Bob said, "You're going to have to kill people..."

Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:01am.

Rusty I got it!!! He was Dr. Bombay on Bewitched. Bernard Fox & his character in Titanic was Colonel Archibald Gracie in Titanic. L.O.L.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:46am.

I couldn't' find him either. It's not 'Victor'. He was portly, had a stache & looked like someone from Bewitched.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:28am.

Submitted by tasty dish on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:38am

I remember reading that they did and QE was not pleased when Carol asked for the "toilets". She thought it crass.

Doesn't matter anyway once she's married she can kiss her family goodbye. The Royals do not tolerate outside family. I know the Middletons expect to be invited to Sandringham but it didn't happen with any of the others who married in, and I doubt QE will make the Middletons the exception.

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:21am.

Never heard him speak before. Bit cheeky. He sounds like a fancy frat boy. He's got a nice deep voice though. Didn't quite understand the payback comment or that killing is a "job". Strange comments to hear from a royal (especially one of Diana's boys). I would think his keepers would have stopped him from saying something like that.

Submitted by walker on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:20am.

When i read the caption I thought it was going to b about his girl Chelsey having a kid! Glad it's NOT! :) Anyway HOT accent and HOT guy! All of this trekking through wherever and charity stuff that he does just makes him HOTTER and HOTTER! YOWZA!

Submitted by Joeb on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:17am.

You have to accept who he really is, the family whose DNA he really carries. You want him to be an adorable redhead with a big hose, but he's English royalty = limited, delusional, untrustworthy, and, yes, having a short menu of descrptive phrases.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:16am.

Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:26am.
Here! Here! *said with accent of the man in Titanic that was toasting @ the table whose name idk*

John Astor IV maybe? I know the scene you're talking about but can't find it right now. BBL.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:10am.

O, MK, the hardships you endure for love!
Truly inspiring! (((HUGS)))

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Submitted by tasty dish on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:08am.

@ stake_spike

i heard that her parents still haven't met QE. isn't that odd considering W & K were dating for almost a decade and engaged since last fall?

Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:08am.

I can forgive him for the "otm" slip. He was probably delirious because of the cold.

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Submitted by Jana on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:06am.

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:10am.

I've never heard Prince Harry speak before, and his voice was a revelation. I love his voice. Very manly.
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Submitted by annabird on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:04am.

"Only do gay sex stuff with American hapas." I just burst out laughing in the middle of my physics class. MK, you sucio fuck.

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:03am.

Geez his lips are blue!

I wish the Palace would stop trying to make Waity happen. Yeah I'm sure Charles was really "over the moon", he wanted William to marry someone else and wasn't happy that Waity was cashing in on the family name, especially after some incident at a horsey show.

Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:56am.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:05am.

Here! Here! *said with accent of the man in Titanic that was toasting @ the table whose name idk* Lol.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:52am.

Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:13am.
In all fairness, PHG said his father was OTM, so that cow picture should have Charles' face. But then it would need to be a horse.

LOL. Just be thankful Chaz and Camilla never bred.

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:05am.

Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:23am.
He should be referred to in royal speak as 'Your Hotness' & addressed as such.

hahaha. Contrary to some of the prior comments, I'm developing a royal man-crush (but then I have no real problem with the monarchy). He seems normal, mature, thoughtful, and fun. He could be at home just drinking and whoring, but he's doing something meaningful and demanding. He also served in the military, in a combat setting, which is more than many US pols can say.

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Totally agree with everything you said. And he looks so damn handsome in that red hat with cold-flushed face. And the guy is in the military flying an Apache helicopter, damn that's so HAWT!

Submitted by from athens on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:46am.

he is likeable and seems fun but that was one war gloryfying military helicopter selling video.

Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:43am.

In all fairness, PHG said his father was OTM, so that cow picture should have Charles' face. But then it would need to be a horse.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:40am.

MK, you got me all confused with that cow flying over the moon picture! Hahahaha
I've never heard Prince Harry speak before, and his voice was a revelation. I love his voice. Very manly.

Submitted by Ding_Dong on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:36am.

LMAO!!!!! I saw this on GMA and when he said "Over the Moon" I thought to myself, MK will be on this shit!

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:35am.

Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:23am.
He should be referred to in royal speak as 'Your Hotness' & addressed as such.

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:30am.

Always funny when someone conspires that he's not his father's son.

If those eyes were any closer together, he'd be fucken cyclops.

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Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:27am.

something about this interview made the hairs on the backof my neck stand up. and not in a good way.

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Submitted by Bwhit19964 on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:23am.

I'm surprised that MK isn't on his way up to Norway to kill the guy who got to sleep in the tent with PHG! LOL

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Submitted by tasty dish on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:22am.

aren't the royals supposed to have a world-class education? you'd think that would include public speaking. the stammering, the run-on sentences, jeez. same with his brother. i couldn't make out one coherent sentence in his engagement interview.

Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:21am.

Like you all said, isn't this phrase that mk hates usually used when someone is preggers? I don't know why this is but it's usually not said under other circumstances.

Submitted by badwolf on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:18am.

I thought he had knocked up some waitress or Chelsy or something before he left for the North. Not sure the Royals would declare being over the moon for a little "bastard" though.

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:08am.

Just a canned response from a frighteningly well-conditioned-for-monarchy-fuckery shit.

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Submitted by whutnow on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:03am.

Omg, I thought you were gonna say that PHG made the OTM announcement because he either knocked someone up or that he himself was knocked up. I confess, my thought process put B before A on that one.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:01am.

Submitted by TexnDoc: "GMA watching his every move? There must be some bullshit global warming angle. I suppose that's why he hasn't died yet."

Okay, do you have that feeling, too? I said that yesterday. I have a soft spot for conspiracy theories, so... But as soon as I heard about this expedition, I wondered if he'd meet with a tragic "accident".
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Submitted by Jana on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 6:59am.

haha, his father is OTM for his sons wedding? Yeah, ok.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 6:53am.

So.. did his tadpoles do anything to a uterus or not? I'm confused...
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 6:53am.

Oh, he is adorable, and I mean that in the "I'd like to pinch his cheeks" mom sort of way.

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Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 6:53am.

He should be referred to in royal speak as 'Your Hotness' & addressed as such.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 6:45am.

GMA watching his every move? There must be some bullshit global warming angle. I suppose that's why he hasn't died yet.

Submitted by MJF on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 6:45am.

LMFAO! I heard him say that this morning on GMA and the VERY FIRST thing that flew into my mind was MK and "OhMyGodHeSaidOverTheMoon"!!!! I knew it'd find it's way here!

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