Hot Slut Of The Day!

She looks like Miss Piggy did her makeup to look like Bubbles the Power Puff Girl, and that's being honest.

"If someone asks you if you get your bikini waxed, just tell them to cut their tongue on your pussy stubble and then send them to fill up your DRANK." MK

"...Occasionally I want to cut loose & be my own Barbie Doll for the night....& go full high whore drag. Sometimes I want to...be hyper-space femme-funk fatale TopRameneisha Jenkins for a few hours...."

LOVE THIS. If I had the courage to view the world as my stage, I'd totally dress up too!

I love drag queens and I've always thought they were about glamor - and, of course, larger-than-life humor and absurdity. Full on over-the-top costumes and makeup are where it's at. Living art.

Living the dream...?

@Chelseagrrl, have you been to the Limelight Marketplace lately? Little teeny boutiques throughout the Limelight. It is kind of horrifying actually. And I like it.

*ashamed*

You don't need to spend thousands of pounds! Just use Kim Zolciak as your base model, then tart it up!

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

"Do they make flaccid dildo strap-ons? Because the only way I'll accept Collagen as a drag queen, is if she straps on and tucks under."

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The soft pack: http://store.babeland.com/dildos-lifelike/soft-pack Although I was under the impression that these were more the realm of the drag kings.

"Why would a woman, who is ALREADY A WOMAN, go to extremes to look like an unnatural version of herself, copying someone who is in essence copying her?"

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Because it's FUN! Occasionally I want to cut loose & be my own Barbie Doll for the night. As a broad, I am mostly tits, ass, & legs & it's a blast to put on my glittery platforms & go full high whore drag. Sometimes I want to put Sonica to bed & be hyper-space femme-funk fatale TopRameneisha Jenkins for a few hours. Sometimes Ann Cendiary wants to light the roof on fire & turn a mutha out!

Also? I get lots of free shots at bingo.

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain

This chick better sit down and save up for better stuff for life, because she still looks like a WOMAN. At first glance, I thought this chick was either a crazy raver or one of those over-the-top children's show presenter.

"what woman wouldn't want to look like that?" Ha! WHAT? she means a man dressed up as a woman?. I have nothing against trannies, but I highly doubt many women would like to look like them.. specially since we women don't have to play-pretend to be women. I don't find glamour nor class in their exaggerated take on womanhood, sorry. They seem to only emulate women who look like hookers, like Sauna Sands, Pamela Anderson and their kind. What I do hate about some of them is when they claim "they are more of a woman than me". That kills me every time.

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How sad, she is only 21 and she has already jacked her face up.

@SugarFreeRedBull there's nothing wrong with her body. It's the damn makeup and busted wig we are all hating on.

@Hekki it's amazing how insane you feel during their lil' tantrums but then a year later you can't help but laugh. My youngest was the WORST. I swear, he's what your parents wish upon you. He's 11 now, he's finally outgrown it. Thank god because last year - I was convinced I was doomed.

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There's a little boy who goes to the school where my sister teaches, and his name is Immaculate.

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Might be west African, Nigerian or something. Lot's of people there named "Patience" or "Faithful" or "Blessed" - it is a religious thing but I don't think they are zealots.

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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:21am.

Your body's not bad, and neither is hers. Just curvy-nothing wrong with that, and lots of curvy girls are deemed hot. I think the reason people are putting this one down is because drag queens tend to be in shape. That and ppl on gossip sites tend to pick on bodies in general, and judging by how many commentators do that as compared to national statistics on weight and America's health, you KNOW some of those dissing her are lardasses themselves!

"on the bright side, she can use her tit skin as a belt."

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:24pm.

I'm going to get slated for this but a good example of a woman who can pull off great drag queen, Katie Price. There are a million KP rejects in the UK so maybe that's why she shyed away from her, but the makeup, the hair, she nails it. Lardass would have also been a good example (but I think her MA is a woman). When she realizes that all she needs is a campy gay to do her makeup and dress her, I think she'll look less tragic. You can tell she does her version of what she thinks a drag queen would do, when in fact drag queens know how to do makeup a thousand times better than women.

lol angel_i

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

she doesn't need such a FUGLY wig to look like a drag queen

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

I thought this was another hot mess from "Snog, Marry, Avoid".

I thought drag queens wanted to look like women? Exaggerated women, but women none the less. Isn't a woman wanting to look like a drag queen some sort of oxymoron?

I, too, have fantasies about looking like a man who looks like a woman but the only thing I'm REALLY after is the 0% body fat. So, unfortunately, I have to call this a fail. SoR-RaY!

♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer

Nowt so queer as folk.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Team she'd probably be a sexier as a femme. ;-)

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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.

Submitted by Chelseagrrl: "Off topic but my youngest child (when he was VERY little) innocently clipped one onto his pants. I turned my back for a MINUTE and he does this. Then he proceeds to screech as I try and remove it saying "Donta toucha my privates!" "Donta toucha my butt hair!" he had this issue with putting A's after things. "Butt hair" was his schtick as a 4 year old. I wanted to fucking die. Yes, we were asked to leave lol. We shop an D.R's now."

I just about DIED laughing. Little kids are the funniest thing EVER. Mine drive me crazy but not a day goes by that I don't laugh myself silly.

Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:45am.
"This reminds me of the other day at my kids school... One was named Gorgeous. Can you imagine??..."
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Oy. I want to name my next child "Ramen" (male OR female), as in noodle.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:45am.
This reminds me of the other day at my kids school. I was looking at school work on the wall and all the names of the kids. One was named Gorgeous. Can you imagine?? Gorgeous, meet Collagen.

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There's a little boy who goes to the school where my sister teaches, and his name is Immaculate. His parents are either very religious, or they're trying to prop his self-esteem to levels previously unknown by man.

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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

DDT: Ah yes. It's a little blurry to me. Whatever the case, this gal is NOT one.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:21am.
*cries bc my body is almost exactly like hers, so I'm taking your comments personally...*

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Aww. There's nothing wrong with her body (I envy her curves actually); she just doesn't have the body type that one associates with drag queens -- narrow waist and long legs with padding to create that "more female than female" hourglass.

She looks very feminine, and ironically, that's kind of the problem for what she's doing.

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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

This reminds me of the other day at my kids school. I was looking at school work on the wall and all the names of the kids. One was named Gorgeous. Can you imagine?? Gorgeous, meet Collagen.

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"by SpiceDong on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:46am.
Every good drag queen knows that the wig makes the costume. A $5 nylon wig from CVS won't do. Wig fail. Try again, girl."

DEAD! hahahah. That shit looks like those costume dread things at Halloween surplus shops. A CVS wig would be an upgrade. You know the lil' halfies that you clip in. Off topic but my youngest child (when he was VERY little) innocently clipped one onto his pants. I turned my back for a MINUTE and he does this. Then he proceeds to screech as I try and remove it saying "Donta toucha my privates!" "Donta toucha my butt hair!" he had this issue with putting A's after things. "Butt hair" was his schtick as a 4 year old. I wanted to fucking die. Yes, we were asked to leave lol. We shop an D.R's now.

She looks like a blond KarTRASHian.

Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:55am.
well that is a first, a woman who aspires to be a drag queen...

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Lol. I thought that being a woman who looks like a drag queen was Lady Gaga's whole shtick.

This woman is a life-fail because of the plastic surgery. Good drag queens can do almost anything with make-up (slim the nose, size up the lips, raise the eyebrows, etc.). Someone should have taught her make-up before she made a permanent freak of herself.

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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

@Hekki I'm in NYC

@ Hekki - That is a good point, and there is a funny quote about that from To Wong Foo... but the way I see it, drag queens ARE still trying, more or less, to look like women, albeit very glitzy, flamboyant women. Cher, Marilyn, etc... Strong FEMALE archetypes. So a born female like this one above need only "do herself up"... why the plastic surgery to look plastic?

This is, of course, a rhetorical question. People have the right to do whatever they want w/ their bodies... blah blah blah. Even if it means causing a big ol' mess. That's THEIR right. I don't get it, but so be it.

This means that the line between male, female, draq queen, tranny, etc. is getting increasingly blurrier and blurrier. In this case, the line is not only blurring, but actually overlapping itself a few times!
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OK, here's the quote for reference: :-)

Noxeema Jackson: "When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks, he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation, he is a Transsexual... When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender... he is a drag queen!!"

Agreed with the contouring comment. If she wanted to be a queen she would have shaded and such. I don't know many Queens that have had plastic surgery. I know a few but they are trans. I've had my body fixed up but it's not fun. I don't get people that can get things constantly redone. Boob jobs hurt like hell. I've had kids and I'm telling you right now, a boob job was way worse. A nose job doesn't hurt (you just look it) but the cost is insane. What does she do for a living? If she looks this vibrant, I guess she's making appearances or working in the sex industry? There's a lot of down time with surgery too. Anyway - a rib out seems to be god damn weird and lazy. Fixing your nose/tits is one thing but taking a god damn rib out because you want a thinner waist? If you can't accomplish it by weight loss then chances are your body won't look right / isn't designed to be that way. I'm all for plastic surgery but there's a really fine line.

@you complete me - yes, they're dented bc my boobieballs are heavy in my brawl.
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chelseagrrrl, are you in London or NY? I know it's OT, but forgive me, MK.

SFRB - But I betcha you actually have shoulders, right?

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*huggs hekki back, and tuck game becomes compromised* OOPS!!!
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.

Too early for this fuckery. Ho has a few feathers missing from her brain boa.

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@chelsea - you made me feel better. My chichis are mine, and me calf muscles are not hidden like hers.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.

@DDT, I don't get it either. :/ If she really wanted to be a drag queen, couldn't she have used her make-up to do all that shading and contouring magic instead of plastic surgery? Personally, I would love to be done up by a professional drag queen just for the sheer fun of it. My first pick would be Nina Flowers (who needed to be Hot Slut!).

eta: Guessing her weight is from pub crawling and lack of exercise. :D

SFRB: Awww, don't feel bad! ((hugs)) If this girl weren't such a dick, I wouldn't have snarked on her body.

And I feel the same way when people pick on Britney Spears' current bod, because that's MY body. Except my legs are longer - but they're just as...um, powerful.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:21am.
*cries bc my body is almost exactly like hers, so I'm taking your comments personally...*
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

When I was 19, I needed a job. They had just reopened the "Limelight". I had worked there in the mid 90's (underage) and was able to obtain my job back. The condition though? I had to pretend I was a boy. Luckily back then I had the stupid pixie cut and no tits, so it was easy. No one questioned the femme twink on the stage left speaker 90 degrees from Amanda Lepore. However, I can't say I enjoyed disappointing the hot gay men that wanted me. Nor can I say it was a great look to go as a boy who goes as an anime character who looks like a girl. I spent 6 months without sex. A really hot David Bowie lookalike did sex me though. He even gave me a flower. I was his first girl. At least I did it right, this hoe? Not so much.

This girl...no. That WIG! No queen in her right mind, with a good name like this (it's a good name) would dare go out looking like the older street walking sister of Polly fucking pocket. Lets not even get into her tribal armband. That shit dates her, she has to be my age or near it. Meaning, she knows better. And removing a rib for corsets?! All you have to do is get a script for adderall and dedication. Jesus. Don't people believe in eating disorders anymore? I can't with this. Her nose musta been busted because a tit job is much cheaper and normally the first damn thing you get.

DDT: Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but IMO here's the difference:

Drag queens look like wildly exaggerated women, using lots of makeup and dazzle and elaborate costumes. It's way over the top and I don't think they expect to fool anyone. They also create personas, like RuPaul or try to look like Marilyn Monroe, Liza Minelli, etc.

Transsexuals and transvestites are bio men who try to "pass" for women. They generally wear everyday clothing and hair/makeup.

*cries bc my body is almost exactly like hers, so I'm taking your comments personally...*
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.

Try again, toots.

http://dfmw.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/mimi_drew-carey-show.jpg

Mimi did it better.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

I don't get it. Drag queens aspire to look like women and do whatever it takes to do so. Sometimes the results are natural-looking, sometimes they're not. Why would a woman, who is ALREADY A WOMAN, go to extremes to look like an unnatural version of herself, copying someone who is in essence copying her?

I'm not that old - late 30s - but there are so many things that I don't understand about this world.

ETA - LMAO @ PTBull's comment. True dat!

@jack - lol, she's not showing up for me. It's a pre-panda Taylor Momsen. A far cry from roller-girl.

OT: even current Taylor looks better than Collagen.

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Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:05am.

the angelic blond with over the top boobie peekage....
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@jack-n-the-hat - some chick from my local news. Because when they can't find someone toothless to interview, they find someone who has 2/3 of her hair in rollers and lets them interview her that way.

(I just tried to change it to something else, so I assume you're talking about Latanya)

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21 year olds should not be this flabby and bloated-looking. I shudder to think what this creature EATS (Pork rinds, Pepsi, Hostess fruit pies and Skittles).

This is a case of "I meant to do that".

She probably got teased about looking like a tranny so she embraced it.

I know a couple of women who look like trannies without even trying (or realizing it!).