Hot Slut Of The Day!
Collagen Westwood (totally her real born name), a 21 year-old lesbian from London who has spent thousands of pounds to look like she'd fit right in sipping an Absolut cocktail in the Interior Illusions lounge. While some drag artists tuck, pluck and wax themselves to look like bio ladies, Collagen is a bio lady who wants to look like a dude who is trying to look like a glamorous goddess. Think Victor/Victoria meets a My Little Pony-themed rave meets the make-up shoe box of Mimi from Drew Carey meets the Empress of Lucite.
Collagen stuffs her lips with her namesake and got a nose job to look as plastic as possible. She's also hoping to save enough money to get a pair of titty sacks installed in her chest and remove a rib or two so that she can fit into tiny corsets. Collagen counts Pete Burns, Lily Savage and Boy George as some of her beauty idols and loves it when people mistake her for a dude in drag. Collagen tells the Daily Mail, "I've admired drag queens since I was a little girl. They're glamorous and beautiful - what woman wouldn't want to look like that? I have a couple of different wigs that I wear when I go out, and people are always assuming I'm a transvestite. I love it when people mistake me for a man. It doesn't offend me - I think drag queens look fantastic."
The world would be a better place if everyone looked like they were about to lip synch for their lives, so I'm all for Collagen plasticizing her insides to fulfill her dream even though I'm pretty sure RuPaul would promptly tell her to sashay away with that kitchen ass egg yolk wig. But Collagen needs to slip out from under the plastic surgeon's knife for a second and figure out her tuck situation. Do they make flaccid dildo strap-ons? Because the only way I'll accept Collagen as a drag queen, is if she straps on and tucks under.