QOTD: LeAnn Rimes Will Scream With Her Nipples Out
LeAnn Rimes lives in a Fantastica world where all she sees through the slivers over her eyeballs are sparkly rainbows, glittery hearts and Eddie Cibrian staring at her longingly (in between side-eyeing another trick), so the two never EVER ever fight. But if hell (or the Westborbo Baptist Church, whichever comes first) freezes over and they do fight, LeAnn has the solution to all their problems. LeAnn Tweeted this last night:
A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked! I'm gonna do that from now on, when that rarely happens
11:15 PM Mar 28th via web
The next time they do fight, it will be because LeAnn will catch Eddie naked and boning a side ho on the couch, so they'll be halfway there! But LeAnn really is a damn genius. If I was in the middle of arguing with LeAnn and she got nekkid ass nekkid, I'd stop, pivot, walk out the door and go to the nearest church to dip my eyes in a holy water fountain. That would automatically disqualify me and she'd win! LeAnn is definitely on to something.
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"when that rarely happens" You just haaad to add that didn't you? STFU!!!
This bitch is PATHETIC!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Do you guys know that LeAnn signed up for a twitter pic account under the name of LeLe Cib? She's not even married, but wants to hold onto Eddie's last name. Plus she's rumored to have ordered Girl Guide cookies under the name of Mrs. Cibrian. Hope your allowance is big enough, Princess Eddie. I can't imagine a fee high enough to put up with that shit.
she definitely got a boob job
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she definitely got a boob job
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A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to EAT A FUCKIN SAMMICH, BITCH!
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Leanne reminds me on my half-sister on Facebook. She's so immature. She's 32 years old and has nothing to do but post shit about her and her man and when they are happy and when they are mad. Give it a break already and get a job.
Same advice I would give Leanne.
Go do some Lifetime movie and stop tweeting.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Yeah, like I'm gonna take relationship advice from HER of all people...
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She's so dumb. Never reveal your strategy!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
This girl has the typical child star problems. She grew up in public and lacks the maturity and skills to know when to shut up and lay low.
Submitted by seejaneclick
LeAnn HAS a friend?
LOL. And, yeah, "when that rarely happens" is so pathically obvious and awkward. Give it up already, LeAnn. Do you not get that you're a joke?
I seriously can't stand this cunt.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 03/30/2011 - 4:25am.
I've found that people who tweet/FB about how they never fight and have lots of sex tend to be fighting a lot and not having sex. This is her passive-aggressive "nice" way around the Twitter truce with Brandi.
Well said!
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very loud and very fast.
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I could not understand her.
She is really just so pathetic. WTF would she need to broadcast this to the world? She tries SO HARD to look/act sexy and it just doesn't work. LeAnn doesn't understand that with that face, she's never going to be attractive. She can get plastic surgery, starve, spend all her money on hair, makeup and clothes, and she'll still be a homely woman.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 03/30/2011 - 6:22am.
", when that rarely happens"
I love the paranoia there. She didn't have to add that. If you read it outloud it sounds awkward too. Dumb bitch.
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Yeah, that struck me too...but then I gave her a pass cuz the media is a fucking word-twisting bitch and she knows it.
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Thanks for raping my mind's eye with the visual of your scrawny chicken body with the fakeassed tittays.
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
LMFPO at the way everyone calls her Falcor or Voldemort.
I'd just like to add that if your implants can be spotted at thirty feet away, they were not done correctly. Damn.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 03/30/2011 - 6:29am.
As a rule, I'm always suspicious of people who constantly have to tell you how happily married they are so major side eye over here.
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So true. At my sister's wedding reception, this one ho that was invited was known for having really bad marriage problems and HUGE blowouts with her hubby. Bitch had the nerve to snatch the microphone and blab on and on about how she wished everyone could have as perfect a marriage as hers. We still laugh at that.
Submitted by mbar on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:01pm.
Let me yell at you with my saggy babboon tits out. That will make you want me and stay forever.
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LMAO. Absolutely hilarious imagery going on in my head right now. Thanks for the morning chuckle.
what a freaking phoney...when she says that now I picture the exact opposite..they argue all the time, and one look at her malnourished body would stop an argument...stop it so Eddie's side piece can sneak out the back and Eddie can go puke at the sight of it...I really sometimes want to sort of like LeeAnn but she says shit like this and I can't help but hate her...she is one stuck up bitch!
She sounds so freaking desperate. This marriage is doomed.
Submitted by Cunning Stunt on Wed, 03/30/2011 - 4:38am.
I dunno, seems like a bad idea. When I have the big fights with my bf at least once the thought of snatching his dick clean off crosses my mind. I don't think I could resist if it was just hanging out there, mocking me.
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I actually LOL at that one!
Submitted by harveyprice on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 9:46pm.
Yes, because arguing with Lord Voldemort naked would take the fear and anger out of anyone.
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This.
I only just saw the HP movies last week and the first thing I thought when I saw Voldemort was LeAnn.
I don't tust anyone with inbred hillbilly eyes, end of story.
Submitted by lachica on Wed, 03/30/2011 - 4:58am.
it's truly sad how much twitter is this woman's reality. if she tweets it, that makes it real. what a stupid twit. or is that twat? both maybe?
Both, indeed.
...and in her case, everything she tweets is twaddle.
As a rule, I'm always suspicious of people who constantly have to tell you how happily married they are so major side eye over here.
Eddie is now on alert for nekkid skeletor donkeyface so he'll be minding his P's and Q's this is furr surr folks.
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now is the time for guts and guile ~ Dame Elizabeth
I like her bod, too. But she is an insufferable simpleton.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
This is a gal who lived the GOOD GIRL life for years and years. She married a gay man because he was her best friend and got her away from her parents. It made her feel like an adult and she was happy for awhile. She started to get in shape which built her confidence and then realized one day she wasn't living a sexually fulfilling life and met Eddie. She truly didn't think about him being married but she fell hard. She kinda liked finally having a bit of a bad girl reputation for the first time in her life. At times now I think it bothers her but she's still head over heels for this man. If there's anyone to blame, it's Eddie and let's not forget it. One day she'll come back around and see the err of her ways once Eddie has had enough.
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", when that rarely happens"
I love the paranoia there. She didn't have to add that. If you read it outloud it sounds awkward too. Dumb bitch.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
What a cruel way to start the day.
Well I think she has a great figure I am jel
this fug bitch is simple...
how does she have the time to twitter all this info when she should be squinting in cibrian's squinty eyes....
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
LeAnn HAS a friend?
This thread is GD fucking hilarrrrrrious!!! Priceless comments all 'round. What a way to start the morning:)
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WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!
it's truly sad how much twitter is this woman's reality. if she tweets it, that makes it real. what a stupid twit. or is that twat? both maybe?
I dunno, seems like a bad idea. When I have the big fights with my bf at least once the thought of snatching his dick clean off crosses my mind. I don't think I could resist if it was just hanging out there, mocking me.
"And you - scuff that luggage and I'll cut your hamstrings for you." Mallory Archer
I've found that people who tweet/FB about how they never fight and have lots of sex tend to be fighting a lot and not having sex. This is her passive-aggressive "nice" way around the Twitter truce with Brandi.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
After being married to a homosexual for so long, no wonder Rimes is dickmatized.
I hope she gets a pre-nup!
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This fucking gusting. They're both irrelevant, especially her. Next pls.
Eddie is one SCORCHIN' hot homosexual!!!
(Are there nude photos of Eddie?)
Submitted by Dolly_D on Wed, 03/30/2011 - 12:03am.
The key to a successful marriage is to stay single.
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I have a friend who has been with the same GF for 12 years. Every time he gets the "Why aren't you two married?" Question he replys
"I see no reason to fuck up a perfectly good relationship with marriage."
Shuts up the other person every time
So did you guys see on Jimmy Kimmel he showed The Kellys "not gonna pee pee" video MK posted like a week ago. Hmmmmm
I do lots of screaming when I'm naked too!
I know the term "butterface" and while I don't think she has the most slammin' body in the world, she might be some measure of attractive but not for her face -- at least in that picture, taken from a distance - everything from the neck down is "OK" - but everything above is all kinds of wrong - the hair, the face, the sunglasses - everything
certainly, yes, she has an overworked body with fake boobs and bad lipo [*given*] - but in that shot, she is the definition of a butterface... which is why I said "right there yo"
and I kinda like the bikini...
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Well, it's worse than war, it's worse than death
There ain't too many left who ain't been
Eaten by the monster of love
(Don't let it get me!)
The key to a successful marriage is to stay single.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
No - it'd be worth it for a falcore sex tape where eddie licks that corn cob spine of hers.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
They remind me of a couple that I despise, so I REALLY want them to have a long, drawn-out, mud-slinging divorce.
Is that wrong?
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Couples who don't argue are one of 3 things:
(1) boring as shit;
(2) indifferent to each other (or at least one of them is indifferent to the other); or
(3) fucking liars.
In this case, I think it is all of the above.
Meh he used to be hot, aint no more. in the past, I would have pushed over a bunch of toddlers and kicked justin bieber, to sit on his dimple face.
but not anymore.
LeAnn honey you jumped on the train at the wrong time.
FYI i would still like to kick justin bieber, who is the new face of pro-active, the ad was on tv when i was watching america's next top model.
@ howdareyou - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are SO right! Where was this "Mystery Friend" when she married a Gay man? And when she decided to hook up with a married man? And when the Chiquita decided it would be a good idea to lose ALL of her womanly assets (AKA The Divorce Diet, albeit she had one - her butt) to make The Media happy???
Howdareyou, you are my hero and my new Idol. <3