QOTD: LeAnn Rimes Will Scream With Her Nipples Out
LeAnn Rimes lives in a Fantastica world where all she sees through the slivers over her eyeballs are sparkly rainbows, glittery hearts and Eddie Cibrian staring at her longingly (in between side-eyeing another trick), so the two never EVER ever fight. But if hell (or the Westborbo Baptist Church, whichever comes first) freezes over and they do fight, LeAnn has the solution to all their problems. LeAnn Tweeted this last night:
A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked! I'm gonna do that from now on, when that rarely happens
11:15 PM Mar 28th via web
The next time they do fight, it will be because LeAnn will catch Eddie naked and boning a side ho on the couch, so they'll be halfway there! But LeAnn really is a damn genius. If I was in the middle of arguing with LeAnn and she got nekkid ass nekkid, I'd stop, pivot, walk out the door and go to the nearest church to dip my eyes in a holy water fountain. That would automatically disqualify me and she'd win! LeAnn is definitely on to something.