Would You Hit It....On A Roof....In Broad Daylight?
I used to play this game in high school with my friends called "I've never" while getting drunk on boxed wine mixed with Shasta. We went around in a circle and said shit like "I've never sucked off a porcupine," and anybody who was guilty had to put one finger down. One of my best friends at the time was the biggest proud slut in school and she always lost that shit. I seriously said once, "I've never done it in a sewer," and her finger went down. And she'd take FOREVER to come up with something since she pretty much did everything. But one of the "I've nevers" she did pull out was, "I've never done it on a roof." Well, ho most be jealous of this half-a-mile high club bitch right here!
Hundreds of people were in the USC quad for a "philanthropy event" when they looked up and got a full-blown complimentary fuck show on the roof of a building courtesy of some Kappa Sigma frat boy and his lady partner. Knees on roof gravel! Ass up! Legs in the air! Bitches were sky fucking without a care in the world. Well, I take that back. She looks like she has a few cares in the world. She's counting how many people below are wearing red t-shirts and then laughing to herself about how funny it is they're using Trojan brand condoms while fucking on a USC building. And then she thought about what she's going to make on her hot plate later...etc...
While she's practically yawning with her vagina, he's pounding like he's a damn porn star. And he might have the time live out his porn star dreams now, because Gawker says that he's been dropped from his frat. PRUDES! It's a sad time we live in where a frat boy gets dropped from his frat for banging in public.
And yes, I'd hit it on a roof in broad daylight. But I'm classy, so I'd at least take off my shirt. I'd probably wear some opera gloves too, so I could hold my arms out while singing "Don't cum in me Kappa frat booooooy" to the crowd below.
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