Would You Hit It....On A Roof....In Broad Daylight?
I used to play this game in high school with my friends called "I've never" while getting drunk on boxed wine mixed with Shasta. We went around in a circle and said shit like "I've never sucked off a porcupine," and anybody who was guilty had to put one finger down. One of my best friends at the time was the biggest proud slut in school and she always lost that shit. I seriously said once, "I've never done it in a sewer," and her finger went down. And she'd take FOREVER to come up with something since she pretty much did everything. But one of the "I've nevers" she did pull out was, "I've never done it on a roof." Well, ho most be jealous of this half-a-mile high club bitch right here!
Hundreds of people were in the USC quad for a "philanthropy event" when they looked up and got a full-blown complimentary fuck show on the roof of a building courtesy of some Kappa Sigma frat boy and his lady partner. Knees on roof gravel! Ass up! Legs in the air! Bitches were sky fucking without a care in the world. Well, I take that back. She looks like she has a few cares in the world. She's counting how many people below are wearing red t-shirts and then laughing to herself about how funny it is they're using Trojan brand condoms while fucking on a USC building. And then she thought about what she's going to make on her hot plate later...etc...
While she's practically yawning with her vagina, he's pounding like he's a damn porn star. And he might have the time live out his porn star dreams now, because Gawker says that he's been dropped from his frat. PRUDES! It's a sad time we live in where a frat boy gets dropped from his frat for banging in public.
And yes, I'd hit it on a roof in broad daylight. But I'm classy, so I'd at least take off my shirt. I'd probably wear some opera gloves too, so I could hold my arms out while singing "Don't cum in me Kappa frat booooooy" to the crowd below.
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The hot number appears to be a homosexual and the fish resembles a sow.
Not much was visible from the ground. WPH is the tallest building at that end of the campus. Some dude filmed this from his dorm room window. Oddly enough, this was Saturday afternoon during a fundraiser for the "vision impaired". Frat boys will be frat boys.
We're not all spoiled children, you know. I went to USC on the beg,borrow, and indentured servitude program.
GROSS! I would call them pigs but that would be an insult to pigs.
*Shudder*.
We had the same thing happen in Sydney not too long ago.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mizozo.com/images/item_im...
1) Scrolling down slowly, before I even saw the theme of the story I saw the corner of the building and thought "Hey, that's USC... Wait, what are those people doing...?" lolz!
2) @ Murph: Uhm, yah so "poor, scorched and discreet in the middle of the crusty Arizona desert is better than rich, getting laid and in Los Angeles" is what the USC business grads probably call a "tough sell", but let's face it: Frat Boys are worthless trash where ever you may find them.
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Submitted by gucci on Wed, 03/30/2011 - 7:20pm.
luvmehateme
no mikey d's?
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Of course not! We are not animals.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
luvmehateme
no mikey d's?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:23pm.
Hey, I went to U of A, too!!!!
Maybe no one did it on the roofs, but they sure did at Dirtbag's, Maloney's or O'Malley's! LOL
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
I don't know what is wrong with me on this one! I can't stop laughing. I have tears in my eyes. I just can't stop laughing at this.
Fuck, the embarassment for that bitch. That frat is secretly hi-fiving ol' boy and you know it. She, on the other hand, will NEVER live this down. Especially the fact that she will be forever labeled a dirty rotten whore for sex she doesn't look like she is even enjoying!
Oh, man. This is terrible...yet I can't. stop. fucking. laughing.
Free fuck shows at philanthropy events. I went to the wrong school.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Sometimes I shudder to think about my past public ho moments (things like handjobs under the table during class in high school among other things) and how youth makes you think you are impervious to being caught. How embarrassing and horrible would it have been having to explain that shit to teachers and parents! I am such a prude now, lol.
I wish someone had a better camera.
Of course he got kicked out of the frat... the national charter probably went NUTS! *LOL*
But why go to college if you aren't going to do something that will get you in some kind of legal, if not moral, trouble.
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Wow, classy.
I'm sure their parents are proud that they spent all that money to send them to college.
Hmmm that gives me an idea....
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
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Well it depends on whom you did it with and where the dirty deed was committed. Now if you humped the preachers daughter you and her are going to hell for sure. But if it was a regular lay person you'll only receive a good talking to and so will he/she. And then there's where the act was committed: If the act was committed in one of the pews or in the bathroom it's not so bad. But if yuh did it In the preachers/reverends pulpit or a confession booth, youre going to hell for sure and you'll also be appointed satan's bitch for life when you get there.! Lololol!
so word of advice?
no more fucking in church lololololololololol!
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One last set of university reactions then I'll stop:
"The paper quoted USC Interfraternity Council President Pat Lauer as saying the group was 'appalled by the actions associated with the individuals in the pictures, and will work tirelessly to reverse the negative stereotypes such an action has perpetuated.'
The Daily Trojan reported Wednesday that fraternity officials were considering a new program to educate members on the 'importance of maintaining positive social images.' "
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Based on the news interviews with other students, most of them were amused. I bet the frat bros are all high-fiving the male perp and the woman's friends are all trash-talking her.
Now the clean-up starts: "Officials at USC said they believed the incident was an isolated one. The Daily Trojan quoted a statement released by the president of USC Kappa Sigma acknowledging that the man in the photos was a fraternity member and that he had been suspended "for conduct unbecoming of a Kappa Sigma and a gentleman."
Denzil Suite, assoc. VP at USC for student affairs, [wrote] that university officials were not concerned with the Kappa Sigma fraternity, the overwhelming majority of whose members "comport themselves in a manner consistent with the ideals of the organization and the university."
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I guess the rooftop was alarmed, so campus security learned about the breach but was a tad slow in responding. Too bad--getting busted bare-assed would have been classic.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:41pm.
1. frat boy dont know shit about sex and thinks its just sticking it in a hole and pound, `````````````````````````````````
Soooo motherfuckin true!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 03/30/2011 - 9:28am.
Anybody see that vid that came out a few years ago with that couple humping in the stands at a baseball game when they thought no one was watching? They're fully clothed, so I dunno if you'd consider it NSFW or not....
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/Horny-Couple-In-A-Baseball-Game...
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dayummmmm...that was good!!! he used her panties to wipe off and she then put them on!!! LMAO
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
... and the point of this is...???
Anybody see that vid that came out a few years ago with that couple humping in the stands at a baseball game when they thought no one was watching? They're fully clothed, so I dunno if you'd consider it NSFW or not....
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/Horny-Couple-In-A-Baseball-Game...
i bet they were rolling, only way i could ever even begin to imagine doing something like that.
I hve not seen a live sex show since two squirrels humped each other while I hung up the laundry in the backyard.
Good times.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Wow...these two are the definition of classy. It shocks me too that his fraternity "supposedly" looked down on this. But then again, a lot of these members of "Greek" organizations pretend to uphold some sort of honor, when EVERYBODY knows that they're a bunch of dirty fucks.
It's a shame that bird didn't poop on them...or better yet, they didn't fall off that damn building.
*kersplat!*
I hit it in a church. Twice. Who's going to hell with me??!
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jesus fucking christ, everyone's such a desperate famewhore these days. if it's the thrill of possibly getting caught, I scream FOUL, because seriously - who's NOT going to see you buck, boner nekkid in broad daylight on the roof of a building balling some slutball?
yep, future captains of industry no doubt, just showing everyone below what they can look forward to when these two twits are running the country.
Have done it on a rooftop, but not at the edge standing up where everyone could see. Done some other public stuff, but again, not so everyone could see. As another poster said, it's the *possibility* of being discovered. I had one boyfriend who really got off on that.
Other times, the horny took over... I can't imagine doing any of that now, though. Not with all the cameras everywhere. Like everyone else said,I'm glad all my sluttiness happened before electronic media took over
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 03/30/2011 - 7:53am.
*raises hand*
Have done it at night... not so much in broad daylight.
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The dumbest place I've done it was in the backseat of a car while driving to a UofA football game... chick had her feet out the sunroof... someone else was driving, obviously. 11am bumper to bumper traffic...
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
*raises hand*
Have done it at night... not so much in broad daylight.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
When I first saw the picture, I thought it was Soookie's brother on True Blood (sorry, I don't remember the name, or the actor's).
I wish I could say "Oh, the youth, those were the days!!", but unfortunately I can't, I wish I'd done something nasty and stupid like that, LOL!!
class has a name... and hangs out on rooftops.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:41pm.
she looks bored.
this is like one of those pity fucks where you just lay there and think "just finish already"
his saying "oh yeh im a bad boy, take that...and that..whose your daddy, say my name bitch say my name bitch!"
she is saying "john john john" *in a monotone*
but really thinking "hay is that natalie over there walking out of the library with my shoes on?! THAT BITCH! i knew she borrowed my stuff without asking!"
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ROTFLMAO !!
Why is the black box short and stubby in one pic and long and thin in another?
And the girl's black box is wee teeny.
It's probably much bigger in real life.
Kappa Smegma.
"I seriously said once, "I've never done it in a sewer," and her finger went down."
Thank you MK for that. Crappy drama day today, but you made me belly laugh.
Ugh, he could at least go down on her if they gonna do that shit in public, selfish bastard!
i bet they'll get a reality show and the cover of "us" magazine out of this...
shameless is the new black...
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I admire their ballsiness. Meanwhile, why do you get kicked out of a frat for these type of antics ? I thought that something like this would make you President of the Chapter.
Ah, young love. So happy I spent my University-ho years in the 90s, before everyone had a camera on them at all times. Killjoys!
My best ho-moment was probably on the sidewalks of Rome, in the shadows of an otherwise well lit midnight street... Good times.
Not during the day....or sober. I once had sex in a playground, but it was dark and I was drunk so it doesn't count. I thought I was well hidden, but my pale skin let me down....my friends made "ass like a full moon" jokes for about a month
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As Karen Walker used to say "put your legs in the air and think of handbags, bitch" - SpiceDong
I once gave a bartender a handjob in the middle of the club. I also had sex in Hyde Park but then who hasn't.
I would totally hit it. And I am just glad that I went to college in the late 90's and didn't have to worry about people taking pictures of me getting fucked all over town with their camera phones.
Anyway the kinkiest place my friend has done it in was the cemetery.
I told her that is just tooo creepy for me lol
plus im scared of ghosts....
@ Gucci
yeah i felt sick when i saw that, and when i said nuggets floating, i dont mean macdonald chicken nuggets.
i felt soo sick i lost my appetite to use the bathroom, i waited until i got home where my toilet is much cleaner!
How many minutes until someone offers these two a reality show?
Now THAT is some ho shit!
I've had sex in a church (not my denomination so it doesn't count - don't judge me, sluts!) among other places, but this is just R A W N G!!
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I wonder if that Asians in the Library cunt will have anything to say on this?
I'm so glad I picked UCLA. FUCK USC!!
Peak of stupidity.
HAHAHA, I can't hate too hard. I fucked all over the joint when I was younger, sometimes in some very odd places. Tho I guess the difference here is that for me, I got a thrill from the *possibility* of being seen - whereas these two totally put on a show with an expected audience.
*sigh* Boy, do I miss those East Coast summers where it gets hot enough to fuck outdoors at night.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker