As Fresh As A Spring Daisy Blowing In The Mountain Breezes

Yesterday afternoon, Lindsay Lohan showed a paparazzo why she's the country's premiere mug shot supermodel when she busted out the kind of poses you usually only see from a day-shift hooker trying to seduce truck drivers off the main road. Right before LiLo caught a private flight to New York, she posed in front of her house in Venice, CA with her friend Claus Hjelmbak. LiLo really is a chameleon. In some pictures she looks good-ish and in others she looks like the first place winner of a Miss Gollum contest sponsored by The Faces of Meth School of Beauty. What's LiLo's prize? Well, a walk-on role in Bravo's upcoming Real Housewives of Mordor, of course!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:21am.

THE FUCK?! This hoor is 21 years younger than me?! I look oh so much better & not used up! I'm stunned (yet happy).

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Submitted by jd.xy on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:20am.

Wow... she looks like hell. Meth is a hell of a drug. I'm 45 and she looks like my grannie.

Submitted by chinlee3 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:26am.

She still thinks she's sexy, total meth head thinking. She should change her name to Della Brown.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:20am.

I honestly thought this was a really bad pic of White Oprah before I read the post. Not a good thing. Bitch is BUSTED. Even Ali is looking much fresher and younger at this point.

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Submitted by boxerdude on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:19am.

holy shit how short do you have to be for LINDSAY LOHAN to be taller than you ???? that dude's a dwarf!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:19am.

Dear Judge so and so,

This is NOT what sobriety looks like.

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Submitted by justjane on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:17am.

Whoever commented that she needs to wear makeup 24/7...she does! It may be yesterdays or last months but she's still wearing it.

What the hell does she have against washing her face from time to time? (And a good eye cream & moisturizer wouldn't hurt.)

Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:17am.

Jesus Christ. I'm turning 38 next week and my skin looks MUCH more youthful than Lindsay's.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:16am.

Lindsay is sort of like Judy Garland - but minus the talent....

Submitted by guest on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:16am.

*goes back to Rob Lowe post*

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:15am.

Submitted by Genny18 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 11:43am.
this bitch needs to wear make up 24/7!
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She should do a Freaky Friday with Xtina then.

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twerk those stumps!

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:15am.

If Amy Poehler ever played LiLo in an SNL skit, this is what she would look like.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:15am.

I am 40, and she makes me look like a teenager.

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Submitted by DianaDeath on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:15am.

This bitch is NOT "too cute" to go to jail.

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"Let's do it in Spanish" -Ricky Martin

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:14am.

I see she has the "I don't need you hold mah hair when I puke!" move down, many years of practice. ************************************************************************************************ "Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree, and banged every guy on the way down?" http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8867f06ee0/the-charlie-sheen-is-too-da

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:14am.

you could scrape the fucking nicotine off her face with a knife... nasty bitch. *would still hit it*
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A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:13am.

MK IN WHICH OF THESE PICS DOES SHE LOOK GOOD!?!?!?!?!

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Submitted by Genny18 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:13am.

Wowwwwwwww, Im about to sound sexist but this bitch needs to wear make up 24/7! That is THE ugliest fuckin mug I have ever seen in my life!

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What's up, douchebag?

Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:13am.

Holy 40-Year-Old-Truck-Stop-Meth-Hooker! I'm used to seeing this ho look beat, but WTF!

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:12am.

I swear I thought this was Sharon Stone for a split second.

http://www.go4celebrity.com/sharon-stone-027-1024x768.htm

Only Sharon looks about a million times better than this trick.
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Submitted by chocopuffs on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:12am.

what is it today?
"the make a mess foundation day"!!!
is crazy!!!!!!!!!! not good at all.
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Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:11am.

Not bad for 45 and don't use my name in vain please!
OT. Just saw Ice-T filming something on 7th Ave and 16th Street (no Coco sighting)

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:10am.

Oh man...

Naturally, I am comparing my 40 year old self to Lindsay. And smiling.

Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:10am.

She is almost half my age and has far more wrinkles than I do. I would feel bad about that, but this washed up orange mess did it to herself. She should just start doing the porn ( that she will eventually have to do to survive ) now and get it over with.

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Submitted by Tem on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:10am.

Her man slave has beautiful hair.

Submitted by Bella on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:09am.

Thanks Lindsey for making me stop worrying about the lines under my eyes.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:09am.

Real Housewives of Mordor

OMG ROTFLMAO

Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:09am.

This is the true BloHan, pure, unadulterated methcrackie beauty and poise.

Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:07am.

The definition of Used Up!

This can't be real. She's too young for that many wrinkles!

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twerk those stumps!

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:07am.

oololol that's the kind of face you see in a freeze frame with an evil laugh in the background, then the credits roll over it.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 10:07am.

Top (large) picture - Is that a poppy seed in her toofs or are her meth teefers rotting now??

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