Tuesday, March 29th 2011
As Fresh As A Spring Daisy Blowing In The Mountain Breezes
Yesterday afternoon, Lindsay Lohan showed a paparazzo why she's the country's premiere mug shot supermodel when she busted out the kind of poses you usually only see from a day-shift hooker trying to seduce truck drivers off the main road. Right before LiLo caught a private flight to New York, she posed in front of her house in Venice, CA with her friend Claus Hjelmbak. LiLo really is a chameleon. In some pictures she looks good-ish and in others she looks like the first place winner of a Miss Gollum contest sponsored by The Faces of Meth School of Beauty. What's LiLo's prize? Well, a walk-on role in Bravo's upcoming Real Housewives of Mordor, of course!
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My husband is sitting here saying that hAS to be photoshoped! NO WAY she has that many wrinkles!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
What kind of drugs did she and her mom get into when she went back to NY??
'cause....WTF happened to her? She was looking rough before...and now even worse!!
Either she goes away for at least a year to isolated rehab (and isolated from family as well) or she will be dead within a year.
She looks 20 years older than she is. Sad.
She looks completely pilled out. Painkillers, I would guess.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Ah, the cover art for the newest edition of J.T. Leroy's Sarah. Perfection!
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"If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!" — Professor Farnsworth
From budding movie star to aging sex slave in under ten years. It is painful to look at and know that her own parents have colluded in making this human disaster but I suppose that is how it goes. I fully appreciate that my mommy and daddy didn't do that to me.
Fuck me this girl looks rough. Seriously that's a ten-pint-er right there. LINDSAY MY FRIEND, IT'S OVER! COMPLETE YOUR PROBATION, GET OUT OF L.A., DELETE SAM RONSON'S NUMBER, AND GO TO COLLEGE OR SOMETHING? YA KNOW, LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE?
Sick of people saying she "wasted her talent" like she's Meryl Streep or something. She was average at best in Mean Girls and Freaky Friday. I've never seen her other cinematic masterpieces so I can't comment, but I'm guessing she didn't turn out an Oscar-winning performance in Herbie: Fully Loaded.
Strike a pose! fashion fashion angles lindsay angles...
yeah yeah.
*Lindsay laying on the curb with vomit in her hair*
Damn, I'm 23 and I look better than this bitch!
No, seriously. I'm fat but weight fluctuates. What's this one's excuse for looking like that?
My mom's 41 and looks SO much better than this.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Thanx. Now I have nightmares when I should sleep after my nightshift
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If an 18 year old Lindsay could magically see into the future and look at these pictures of what she will end up looking like if she keeps fucking up and doing drugs, do you think she'd go down the same path still?
Yeah, probably.
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Her pupils are very dilated. She looks dehydrated from pill popping. Which would explain the bloating then emancipated face. Opiates will getcha!
My hubby, who has a life and doesn't hang on gossip blogs, only has a vague notion who Lindsay is. I showed him the pic, blown up, and asked him how old he thought this woman was. He said 45. As much as I love to dog this girl, that actually made me really sad. Even if she gets healthy, her young fresh looks are gone forever.
You are so kind, MK...good-ish? If looking like a day-shift stripper with a Barbizon graduation certificate is considered "good-ish" I guess...
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~Arthur Schopenhauer
Bloody. Hell.
I've made two further observations.
1) those bags may be the worst I've ever seen. She literally looks like she hasn't slept in a week.
2) anyone notice how far back her hairline goes? It's like, in the middle of her head. Is she going bald too?
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 2:26pm.
Reminds me of this barb from Saffy to Edina on AbFab: "Have you looked in a mirror this morning? Your eye bags are ruched."
Ha! Exactly.
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Aunt Julia spoke Gaelic
very loud and very fast.
I could not answer her —
I could not understand her.
Submitted by kate773 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 9:56pm.
Can you make a living playing Aileen Wornos?
Don't give this trick any ideas...next she'll start fancying herself the next Charlize Theron.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Can you make a living playing Aileen Wornos?
Frightening, scary, tragic. Wow! At first glance I thought it was her mother. She was so cute a few years back. How sad.
Frightening, scary, tragic. Wow! At first glance I thought it was her mother. She was so cute a few years back. How sad.
Like many other celebs, she only looks ok-ish when she is photoshopped.
ah..... the return of the finger to mouth!
I showed this to the hub and he literally went "ACK!"
Jaysus, I almost feel sorry for her here. She has more wrinkles than my 71 year old mom. But my mom doesn't spend each day smoking drugs, spreading for crack rocks and eating mediocre DJ snatch, at least not last time I saw her.
She has the complexion of a dried chicken strip dog treat. My dogs love them so I would know...
Holy shit.
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Damn. I turned 40 a few weeks ago and I don't look nearly as beat as she does. I'll admit, I'm fat as a pageant mom on Toddlers and Tiaras, but I still wouldn't trade places with her.
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Gorgeous! How can I get my skin and hair extra crispy like that?
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WHAT THE FUCK?! She looks worse than her own mother!
this bitch knows shes going to jail soon - so she's getting strung out as much as possible before.
THOSE EYEBAGS!!!
There is no turning back now.
God. She needs to go home and sleep for a month.
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"Miss Gollum contest sponsored by The Faces of Meth School of Beauty". That is the phrase that pays. Holy shit, that cracked me up. Way to go, MK.
Liz Taylor, rest her soul, looked younger than this coke whore....woooow
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 2:11pm.
I KNOW I am not the only one here that is of the opinion that she looks like she stinks?
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Yeah...Well, can you imagine what her panties look like?
Her face is bloated one day & sunken in the next. What gives???
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WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!
Somebody call HBO. We've found the new Crypt-Keeper!
Kids, this is what death warmed over looks like. Yikes!
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
I was hoping that when I panned down onto the thumbnails her top would be revealed as a pretty designer straight jacket.
Crackie is back on the adderall again I see. You know the adderall she abused for the ADHD that she was "misdiagnosed" with that wasn't her fault. Can't be bothered to actually hone her craft. No, no, no...not our little Crackie. Making herself pin thin, that's the real secret to stardom! Look in the mirror, Crackie....you look too strung out. You're snorting too much adderall. Moderation, Crackie, moderation...
Swollen-Upper-Lip + bleached hair do make her look older. She is resembling more and more Dina Sheridan. And that is worse a punishment than going to jail.
Not to forget that because of her she got that precious Carvel free ice cream Black Card revoked.
Is this guy her pimp or her john? That is the only way she is making bank these days, so he must be one of the two.
hmmm... where's my eye cream? suddenly remembered how much I love it.
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How is this chick passing her drug tests?
B*tch looks beaat!
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These pictures are so frightening to me. It's as if Phoebe Price and Gollum had a one night stand and there's the end result. I can't think of a better deterrent for drugs than that banner picture.
The anti-drug PSA people should just plaster her photo on all of their ads.
@the breakdown - Paper Dolls SAID THAT same thing (she looks like she effing stinks).
I would say piss and armpit.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.