That's So Racist: The Olsens Edition
Long before the Olsens were wearing black veils made of the frozen nightmares of their victims, they were just little tiny trollings committing acts of accidental racism in family friendly direct-to-DVD movies like To Grandmother's House We Go. You know, full on fuckery aside, where did they get those fried chicken drumsticks? Who knew that the pre-KKK playgroups served fried chicken during snack time. But more importantly, what human being with at least half a working brain cell throws a chewed up drumstick into a dude's money case?! I know some people who will get hit upside the head with a spoon if they bring their grandma a plate of dark meat instead of white meat. And the Olsens think this is okay?!
If you're bold enough to throw a chicken bone into a street performer's money bin, you're strong enough to take an ass whoopin' from said street performer. To quote what a wise homeless man said after my friend handed him a bag of her leftovers: How the FUCK am I supposed to get drunk off of leftovers?
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They are so adorable!
What really disturbed me about the Olsen twins was a few years ago when they were still teenagers and all of these creepy old men in the media kept saying ad nauseum that they were hot.
While they were teenagers. And the Olsen's are not like Lindsay Lohan or Miley Cyrus, they have never behaved or dressed in a sexually suggestive manner so I couldn't understand why people focused on them like that.
I guess it said more about perverted men in general than it does about them, to want to fetishsize young girls just because they are twins or are underage. Sick.
Submitted by Callan on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:39pm.
My mom wouldn't let me watch Full House as a kid (smart woman), because she said the Olsen twins looked like trolls (again, smart woman) and they made her want to push their faces into mud. No joke.
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LOL, THAT's the kind of mom I would be, if I were inclined towards breeding.
That musician should've picked up those greasy legs and flung them at the Trollsens's faces. Would've made a lovely 'smack' sound.
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Isn't anybody going to mention that they are and always were TERRIBLE ACTRESSES? What little kid doesn't know how to dance? It's the most natural thing in the world for little kids to do. But not these freaks. They are devoid of talent, have no personality, and were born butt-ugly. That's why they're so screwed up now--24 years old, filthy rich, "beautiful", and destined never to work again. Nobody gives a fuck about them anymore. They have no reason to live, which is why they dress like they're at their own funeral.
LMAO. Co-sign. All of that x 2. Since they don't "act" anymore, I do think their lack of talent wasn't overlooked. Can't explain the rest of their success, though.
okay have to clear this up.. identical twins will always be identical.. (except for weight, etc)... they came from one fertilized egg that split into two, with the exact same genetic material.
Fraternal twins are from two separate eggs that were fertilized at the same time, therefore they only have 50% of the same genetic material, (like any other pair of siblings), and can look alike or not.
So, it's not totally wrong that I laughed at this? I wonder what the musician said after these two slags-in-training threw chicken at him.
WTF? You can't tell me that wasn't thought out. I'm sorry but that's so fucked up it's funny, two fried chicked legs...bwahaaaaaa!
I still remember Danny Bonaduce saying: "Wait till those Olsen twins grow up and you see how ugly they get" referring to how no one will want any part of them in showbiz once they are older. I guess they are the ones laughing about that now but they still creep me out too. When they wear fur I shudder even more.
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that was pure evil....
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I never liked them even as kids. Simply they had annoying faces that made u wanna punch them.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAA I never expected that ahahahah
The look on the guys face at the end is priceless.
The sad thing is, these two bitches spend more $$$ on a purse than i did for a car.
And they spend more $$$ for a car than i did for my house.
And they spend more $$$ on their mansion then i will ever do in my entire life.
And they spend more $$$ in their entire life then i will ever do in 10 life times.
they are soo rich that Mary-Kate and Ashley can sit around playing with a double ended dildo for the rest of their lives.
I love the dude's face at the end. Ha-Ha-Ha! Idk why but stupid shit has been making me laugh like I'm damn near a stroke lately.
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Isn't anybody going to mention that they are and always were TERRIBLE ACTRESSES? What little kid doesn't know how to dance? It's the most natural thing in the world for little kids to do. But not these freaks. They are devoid of talent, have no personality, and were born butt-ugly. That's why they're so screwed up now--24 years old, filthy rich, "beautiful", and destined never to work again. Nobody gives a fuck about them anymore. They have no reason to live, which is why they dress like they're at their own funeral.
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What's up, douchebag?
Just because those girls say they are fraternal twins doesn't mean they know for sure, unless they have gone out an got genetic testing. And they look so much alike, I will believe they are identical trolls until I see proof.
Even identical twins can look very different from each other as they grow older. We have twins in my family who were almost impossible to tell apart until their late teens. Now that they are oldy olsens, you might not even guess that they are sisters or the same age, they look so different.
As for the olsens, I just dont' believe it is possible to have two ugly kids that looked so much alike unless they were identical twins. Ugly normally comes in the variety pack (e.g. Lohans, Cyruses).
I shouldn't be so mean about how ugly they were. They sure turned out much better looking than I ever would have expected. But don't make any babies with those two, no matter how attractive the gold diggers bounty looks. You don't want to have to face an ugly meal ticket like that for 10 or 20 year. Just ask Candy Spelling.
LOL... those little bitches.
seriously they were not adorable. they looked like trolls who have grown up to be witches.
I'll go ahead and admit it, I freaking LOVED the Olsens when I was little. I had several friends who had most of their movies, including the one I always wanted but could never get because we were so poor. It was their first one, called "Our First Video" or something like that. I was so damn jealous. I remember going grocery shopping with my mom when I was 5 or 6, and the store had "It Takes Two" on VHS. I begged my mom the whole time we were there for it. It cost $20. This was the mid 90s, so that was a heck of a lot more back then than it is today. God bless that woman, because she bought it for me. I still have no idea how she afforded it, because we were just off food stamps. I got rid of it a few years ago. I kind of wish I would have kept it, just so I would remember to think of things that my mom probably gave up so I could have that.
I did have "Grandma's House..." when I was little. It was another Olsen movie I loved. I completely forgot about this part until I just re-watched it. That's one of those scenes that I think is only racist if you make it so.
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 9:51pm.
What is their proper name?
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I could not understand her.
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Submitted by Datura on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:20pm.
I was watching a British/Korean documentary about Tibet yesterday and saw your avie's monkey in the wild, so to speak.
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Awww. I love those little snub nosed fellas.
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Um, WTF!!! How did dude react afterward? He looked kinda pissed... that aside, I would TOTALLY perform a Mexican Hat Dance or sing La Cucaracha w/maracas if I knew id get a delicious burrito thrown at me, but with no bites taken out.
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I had a friend who love Full House because she thought the little girl (the twins) were SO cute. I thought the show was sickening and that the twins looked like Trolls, only not as cute as a troll. More like a troll crossed with a garden gnome. I REALLY couldn't stand them at this age (in the video).
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They were such ugly-as-fuck children!
LOL. People are so sensitive nowadays.
"Blazing Saddles" never wouldn't be made today because people couldn't handle it. Despite that it was full of irony and satire:
100 year old woman to Sheriff Cleavon Little who just wished her a Happy Morning : "Up yours, n****r!" And later she gives him a cherry pie "Sorry about the 'Up yours, n****r' ". And still later: "Sheriff, you will have the good taste to not say where you got the pie."
The movie was remembered as Mel Brooks, but co-writers were Cleavon Little and Richard Pryor.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:42pm.
First of all, what the fuck!?
Second, although they are virtually identical in appearance, they are genetically different fraternal twins.
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So that means they were spawned from two seperate monkey eggs, not one that split, right?
ETA - I had never seen toddlers with bags under their eyes before these trolls.
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they must have edited out the part where the Olsens start tap-dancing with him, and start a group called "The Gollywog Triplets".
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Submitted by Callan on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:39pm.
My mom wouldn't let me watch Full House as a kid (smart woman), because she said the Olsen twins looked like trolls (again, smart woman) and they made her want to push their faces into mud. No joke.
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No grape juice?
Even before the little brats threw the chicken bones -- when they were (gag) "dancing cutely" -- I had this wonderful image in my head of how the scene should end: with the musician drop-kicking the both of them a good 20 yards. Score!
Couldn't abide them when they were little; can't abide them now.
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Submitted by Callan on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:39pm.
My mom wouldn't let me watch Full House as a kid (smart woman), because she said the Olsen twins looked like trolls (again, smart woman) and they made her want to push their faces into mud. No joke.
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I LOVE your mom. I always said they looked like Mon Chi Chis.
Nathan Bedford Forrest would be proud!
Charlie, stuff like this is the reason I fucking LOVE YOU.
Submitted by charlie m on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:32pm.
its only racist if you have true bad intentions in your heart. my card buddies from the neighborhood come over and one is a native american we call chief spread eagle and one is a black we call sambo. actually his wife calls him sambo, so we always do. they just call me hey or summa bitch
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
LOL LOL LOL. I still have this stupid movie recorded on tape, probably in some box at my parents' house! I used to loooooove "Full House," so my mom taped this movie for me when it aired. I should watch it sometime so I can enjoy its stupidity as well as the great early-'90s commercials that are also recorded...
If I can find a VCR, that is.
average looking twins, turned anorexic (FuckingClassy, sorry if I offended you). Don't see their appeal and claim to fame in them.
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They always remind me of the reclusive twin anorexic's from Intervention who had to take the same amount of steps and calories a day and they had to sleep/spoon together in the same bed together and COULD NOT be seperated.
I have to admit, I am extremely envious of their $$$, but other than that, I would not want to be them. They don't come off as being entirely...."there", if you get my meaning.
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And I threw us into the flames
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My 8 year old girl cousins are similar to the Olsens in that they are fraternal twins, but look identical. As babies, they were actually pretty easy to tell apart, but are now looking more and more alike as they get older, which is sort of odd. I thought it would be the other way around.
First of all, what the fuck!?
Second, although they are virtually identical in appearance, they are genetically different fraternal twins.
You know, Double Double Toil and Trouble was--and is--amazing. The whole tragedy with the Olsens is that they peaked at 9.
Oh no they dint!
Submitted by mbar on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:31pm.
Okay, THEY'RE IDENTICAL! Fraternal is like when one of them is short and fat with brown hair and brown eyes, and the other one is tall and skinny with blonde hair and blue eyes! I've seen it!
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Right? But NO - becuz SCIENTIFICALLY they're fraternal. To which I reply - if I say they look the same, that's identical. Even if it's not totally identical but not including similar cuz that's different. See SCIENCE?! I can talk in circles too!
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My mom wouldn't let me watch Full House as a kid (smart woman), because she said the Olsen twins looked like trolls (again, smart woman) and they made her want to push their faces into mud. No joke.
Submitted by charlie m on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:32pm.
its only racist if you have true bad intentions in your heart. my card buddies from the neighborhood come over and one is a native american we call chief spread eagle and one is a black we call sambo. actually his wife calls him sambo, so we always do. they just call me hey or summa bitch
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Haha. Your friends sound like fun.
its only racist if you have true bad intentions in your heart. my card buddies from the neighborhood come over and one is a native american we call chief spread eagle and one is a black we call sambo. actually his wife calls him sambo, so we always do. they just call me hey or summa bitch
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:20pm.
I was watching a British/Korean documentary about Tibet yesterday and saw your avie's monkey in the wild, so to speak.
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"I’m against this sort of thing."
Okay, THEY'RE IDENTICAL! Fraternal is like when one of them is short and fat with brown hair and brown eyes, and the other one is tall and skinny with blonde hair and blue eyes! I've seen it!
I hate when identical twins get SLIGHTLY different looking with age, and of course they want their individuality, and so they start saying, "We're fraternal."
And I ESPECIALLY hate it when the twin that was born half a second later refers to her twin as her "older sister". I'm like, "...Okay, you're confusing me. Just go sit in a corner at your Twin Therapy class."
I don't usually bag on children but, seeing as how these two aren't children anymore, I will say this: those were (are) two hideous mugs!!
And these were their 'cute' years.